Chapter 88: Joke Teller (Updated for Ultraman No. 7)



Yuan Fangguo remembered the arrangement for Friday night clearly. Although he was not very willing to go, Kejian had invited him so warmly. If he did not go,

After the afternoon class, Sun Kejian pulled Yuan Fangguo and ran out of the school.

"Going so early?" Yuan Fangguo looked at the time. It was only half past four.

"It's not too early." Sun Kejian shook his head and said, "We can't go when it's time for dinner. I made an appointment with some sisters in their dormitory this afternoon. Let's go for a stroll in the nearby park, and then we can have dinner."

"Two of us men against four girls?" Yuan Fangguo frowned.

Sun Kejian shook his head, "Fang Guo, that's not how you count."

"What is that?" Yuan Fangguo asked subconsciously.

"To be precise, you, a boy, have to take care of three other girls. I have a girlfriend." Sun Kejian said with a grin.

"Fuck!" Yuan Fangguo couldn't help but curse inwardly.

To be honest, he was actually still looking forward to having an unforgettable love in college. Even if it failed, at least he felt that he had had it before. But at the moment, he had no capital for love at all. Money and making a lot of money were his only goals at the moment.

Sun Kejian wasn't as tall as him, so naturally he couldn't walk as fast as him. Seeing that Yuan Fangguo had actually quickened his pace, Sun Kejian couldn't help but laugh and scold, "Fangguo, you really are such a sage with your words, but your body is actually very honest."

"I want to learn from Yi Juntao. Since I'm about to be raped, I can't resist anyway, so I might as well enjoy it." Yuan Fangguo said half-jokingly and half-seriously, his face revealing the true nature of a man.

"Awesome, I thought Yi Juntao was your apprentice all along, but I didn't expect that he has become your teacher now." Sun Kejian said while breathing heavily. His pace sometimes became a little jogging. He knew that if he walked at his usual speed, he would definitely not be able to keep up with Yuan Fangguo's speed.

When the two arrived at the park, it was not yet 4:50. The park charged an entrance fee of two dollars per person.

This time, Yuan Fangguo bought the ticket without waiting for Sun Kejian to react.

Sun Kejian felt a little embarrassed and insisted on giving him money.

"Give me a bunch of money. I don't even know what gift to give your girlfriend for her birthday. I'll treat you guys to dinner another day." Yuan Fangguo said with a wave of his hand.

Not long after the two arrived at the park, four girls from the Normal University came over like four beautiful flowers blooming in the autumn wind.

It was at this time that Yuan Fangguo came into close contact with Lin Yumei again.

He was about the same height as Sun Kejian and looked pretty good, with fair skin and a slightly plump figure. You could tell at first glance that he was not a country kid.

When Lin Yumei saw Yuan Fangguo looking at her, she quickly and subconsciously shifted her gaze, and her face instantly turned red.

She had a crush on Yuan Fangguo, which the other two roommates were unaware of, and only Sun Kejian's girlfriend Yang Yang knew about it.

When Yang Yang saw that there were only two of them, he immediately asked about Sun Kejian.

"Gao Dapeng's girlfriend is very strict, and he has a tutor tonight," Sun Kejian said with a relaxed expression. "Yi Juntao also has a party with his fellow villagers, so he can't come either."

Sun Kejian's reasons were quite convincing, and the girls were still innocent at that time, so they didn't make too many guesses.

As they walked into the park, the bustling street suddenly disappeared, and a quiet environment appeared before them.

This park is just like the one he and Li Chunli climbed in Guangzhou before. Inside and outside the park are two completely different worlds. If you have to find a difference between the two parks, perhaps there is only one, that is, the park in Guangzhou is free.

This is also the first time that Yuan Fangguo has come to this park since arriving in Chengdu. Today is Friday, so most of the people in the park are couples.

In the park, couples were all more relaxed, holding hands and paying no attention to the people around them.

The girls from the Normal University were also very enthusiastic and lively. They chirped like birds as they walked, and the atmosphere was very lively.

They seemed very curious about Bashu University and asked about its situation.

Yuan Fangguo and Sun Kejian told them that Bashu University is a typical university with more men than women, so the women there are very proud.

The girls at the Normal University also told them that the situation there was just the opposite, so if they were at the Normal University, they would be stared at by countless girls every day.

Li Ting even joked with Yuan Fangguo that with his looks, he would definitely be a school idol if he came to the Normal University.

Yuan Fangguo's face turned red after hearing these words, but he felt very happy in his heart.

However, in order to prevent the girls from the Normal University from randomly matching him up, Yuan Fangguo quickly changed the subject and told them a joke.

"A man had an argument with his girlfriend, who locked him out of the door in anger. He suddenly had an idea and started telling ghost stories outside the door, and sure enough, the door opened after a while."

"Guess what will be said when the door opens?" Yuan Fangguo said with a wicked smile.

Not only the girls chattered and guessed, but even Sun Kejian started guessing, but their answers were all wrong.

"Then what is your answer?" Lin Yumei said with a smile.

Yuan Fangguo cleared his throat and said, "Actually, it was Uncle Li next door who opened the door. He nervously said to the man, 'Brother, I'm scared. Can you come in and keep me company?'"

"Haha" When the girls heard the joke, they couldn't stop laughing, and even Sun Kejian joined in the laughter.

"You are so funny, Fang Guo." Even Sun Kejian's girlfriend Yang Yang said that Yuan Fangguo was funny.

Sun Kejian also agreed, saying that he really hadn't realized that Yuan Fangguo had such a funny talent.

Under everyone's strong request, Yuan Fangguo had to tell everyone another story.

"An old couple was watching TV when a beauty pageant suddenly came on. The old man saw it, blushed, and went back inside. The old lady laughed, saying the old man was quite feudal. After a while, the old man came back, sat upright, and had a pair of reading glasses on his face."

This joke once again made everyone laugh uncontrollably, and even the passers-by around were extremely surprised, looking at them as if they were a group of lunatics.

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