"A manure cart?" Chen Weiwan's eyes lit up, and the silver butterfly hairpins in her hair jingled. "This is a great idea! It's a good opportunity to let the people of the capital see what happens to those who plot to murder their master!" Xiao Yu rubbed her hair, his fingertips brushing through the loose hair at her temples: "I knew you were full of tricks. But next time you do something dirty like this, just let Chuntao watch it, and be careful not to ruin my treasure."
Chen Weiwan curled her lips, "I just want to witness my aunt's 'social demise' with my own eyes." Before she could finish her words, the Imperial Hospital erupted in laughter. The two turned around to see Liu being dragged out like a dumpling with straw ropes by four constables. She was limp as mud, and the filth from her trouser legs dripped onto the blue bricks, leaving a disgusting three-foot-long trail. The passing eunuchs pinched their noses and hid. One brave enough pointed at her and shouted, "Look! That Liu who tried to poison the master has flooded the Imperial Hospital's toilet like a fountain!"
Liu raised her head with difficulty and saw Shen Weiwan and Xiao Yu standing side by side in the sunlight, their eyes as malicious as poisoned daggers. Shen Weiwan waved at her vigorously, her eyes curved with a smile: "Take care, auntie! When you get to college, remember to send me a postcard with a picture of you squatting in the toilet!"
Xiao Yu couldn't help but laugh out loud. He put his arm around Shen Weiwan's waist and stuffed her into the carriage. The smoke from the burning ambergris in the carriage finally suppressed the lingering stench. Shen Weiwan leaned back on the brocade cushion, thinking of Liu's miserable appearance just now, and slapped her thigh with joy: "Your Highness, you didn't see it. When my aunt fell in the toilet, her hair was still covered with...hahaha..."
"Alright, alright," Xiao Yu handed her a piece of crystal osmanthus cake, his fingertips wiping the tears from her laughter, "If you keep laughing, your saliva will drip onto this king's robe." Shen Weiwan took the cake and took a bite, then suddenly sat up straight, looking at Xiao Yu with sparkling eyes: "By the way, Your Highness, after my aunt is in jail, should we add new exhibits to our 'Museum of Tricks'?"
"You still want to put her excrement bucket in there?" Xiao Yu raised an eyebrow and tapped the car window with his fingertips. Shen Weiwan shook her head, the pearl tassels in her hair brushing against the car window: "No, no! I'm going to frame Doctor Wang's diagnosis into a golden plaque, and then have a skilled craftsman make a model of the 'fountain', and add a recording of my aunt's wailing. I guarantee the ticket price will increase tenfold!"
Xiao Yu sighed helplessly, but reached out and pulled her into his arms, resting his chin on the top of her head. "Whatever you want, as long as you're happy." Shen Weiwan sniffed the crisp cedar scent on him, her heart warmed. Those "relatives" who had once trampled her into the mud were now a parody in her happy life, and she walked on the path paved by these jokes, living a brighter life than ever before.
As for Liu? It's said that after being imprisoned in the Ministry of Justice's prison, she became a "celebrity" due to the aftereffects of croton poisoning, making thirty trips to the toilet daily, earning her the nickname "the moving fountain" from her fellow inmates. Upon learning of this, Chen Weiwan specifically sent Chuntao a couplet: "Upper Line: Failed Prison Escape, Only to Be Diarrhea; Lower Line: Poison Attempt, Self-Suffering; Horizontal Banner: Retribution in This Life." This couplet, posted by the jailer on Liu's cell door, became the most popular check-in spot in the prison, with prisoners lining up daily to watch and spit in her food bowl.
At this moment, Shen Weiwan was leaning against Xiao Yu's chest, watching the street scenes pass by outside the car window, and began to ponder her next target. She knew that this life's exciting storyline had just reached its climax. Those filthy thoughts hidden in the shadows would eventually become the laughing stock of the people of the capital under her "silly manipulation". After all, what could be more satisfying than to deal with these evil-minded people than to make them "socially annihilated" in public?
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