He rushed into the inner room and saw Shen Weiwan holding a watermelon, chewing it with juice dripping all over her body. He quickly snatched it away and said, "Pregnant women can't eat cold food..."
"It's you who's at fault again!" Shen Weiwan threw the watermelon and pointed at his nose. "If you don't make some hot food, I'll stick your treasured "Kuaixue Shiqing Tie" in the toilet as toilet paper!"
Xiao Yu asked the kitchen to stew lotus seed soup. After cooling it, he was about to feed her, but she pointed at his jade bowl and said, "Yours looks better than mine. I want yours!" They exchanged bowls. She took a bite and spat it out, "Pah! You must have cheated on me with this bowl. It smells like horse manure!"
Xiao Yu completely collapsed, pinched her shoulders and shook her: "Chen Weiwan! What do you want?"
"I want you to help me test whether the toilet is hot or not!" she said confidently, her eyes curved into cunning crescents.
Xiao Yu looked at the smile in her eyes, suddenly leaned over and kissed her, his voice hoarse: "Okay, I'll try."
The servants of the Prince's Mansion hid behind the pillars of the veranda, watching their own prince enter the bathroom for the third time. Chun Tao covered her mouth and said to the old housekeeper, "Look at this young lady's morning sickness tricks. Even the thunder god in the sky would have to avoid her. When the young master is born, I'm afraid the Prince's Mansion will be turned into an amusement park."
The old butler stroked his white beard and smiled until his eyes narrowed. "Let them make a fuss. The Seventh Prince is happy to endure it, and it's a joy for us to watch."
Shen Weiwan watched Xiao Yu come out of the bathroom and deliberately raised her chin: "How is it? Is the temperature just right this time?"
"It's not hot," Xiao Yu sat on the bed, holding her in his arms, his fingertips gently stroking her slightly bulging belly, "but I found something."
"What's up?"
"The words you say during your morning sickness are harder to understand than my military tactics during my battles."
Shen Weiwan chuckled and leaned against his chest, listening to his heartbeat: "That's because you got me pregnant. This is called karma in this life!"
The morning light streamed through the window lattice onto the two of them, gilding their embrace. Xiao Yu felt the small movements of the baby in her belly and bent down to kiss the top of her head. "When the child is born, let him learn the art of deceiving others from you, okay?"
"Okay," Shen Weiwan raised her head and poked his chin with her fingertips, "but first he has to learn how to stuff chili powder into your boots!"
"Of course I did," Xiao Yu pinched her cheek, "It was me who cheated his mother first."
The Prince's palace's morning sickness drama continues. From testing the toilet temperature to changing into pink court robes, from iced sour plum soup to midnight sesame cakes, the Seventh Prince's humble daily routine has become a much-talked-about topic of conversation. And everyone in the palace knows full well that this morning sickness-fueled "husband-teasing competition" has only just begun its hilarious prelude.
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