"It's good to be lawless," Shen Weiwan hugged Pit Pit and kissed him on the face, "Just like me, I'll pit anyone I don't like. How satisfying!"
Kengkeng nodded, seeming to understand: "Mom, it's fun to trick people!"
Xiao Yu looked at the mother and son and lost his temper completely. He knew that his position as a father in this family was getting lower and lower. With his wife being a shrew and his son being a mischievous child, he was afraid that he would not have a peaceful life in the future.
"By the way," Shen Weiwan suddenly remembered something, "I made a new 'pit gift bag' for Kengkeng yesterday. It contains small firecrackers. How about letting him blow up the Taifu's hat next time?"
Xiao Yu was overwhelmed when he heard this: "Forget it, the Grand Tutor is almost driven crazy by you two. If you keep making trouble, I'm afraid I'll have to retire and return home."
"It's good to retire and return home," Shen Weiwan raised an eyebrow, "It's just right to replace the old master with a younger one who can withstand the toss."
Xiao Yu was completely speechless and could only pin his hopes on his daughter: "Fortunately, Wawa is relatively well-behaved, not as naughty as Kengkeng."
Speaking of Wow, Shen Weiwan showed a proud smile on her face: "That's right, my daughter is like me, she is very smart. Yesterday she even hid Chuntao's hairpin, and Chuntao was so anxious that she looked for it for a long time."
Xiao Yu held his forehead with his hand: "Well, so both children follow you, and I'm the only honest person, right?"
"Who said you were honest?" Shen Weiwan pinched Xiao Yu's face, "Have you forgotten that you secretly replaced my rouge with pot ash last time?"
Xiao Yu smiled: "That's because you're so conceited every day."
"Humph, you're still a little naive to fight me." Shen Weiwan raised her chin proudly, "From now on, let Kengkeng and Wawa pit you every day, and see if you dare to bully me again."
Kengkeng nodded vigorously in Shen Weiwan's arms: "Yeah! Kengkeng!"
Xiao Yu felt warm at heart as he watched the mother and son singing in unison. Although the family was in turmoil every day, this was the life he wanted, full of laughter and joy.
"Okay, okay," Xiao Yu said, "Let's go check on Wawa and make sure she doesn't hide Chuntao's things again."
"I know." Shen Weiwan held Pit Pit and walked towards Wawa's room, "Son, come on, mother will take you to teach your sister how to cheat people."
Xiao Yu looked at their backs and shook his head helplessly. He knew that this family would only become more and more lively in the future, and he, the seventh prince, was afraid that he would become the "punishing bag" of the family. However, as long as he could see Shen Weiwan and the children happy, he was willing to do it.
At that moment, in the Imperial Tutor's residence, the Imperial Tutor was sighing in front of the mirror, stroking his bald head, his heart filled with mixed emotions. He had lived for most of his life, and he had never expected to fall into the hands of a three-year-old. If this were to get out, wouldn't everyone laugh?
"Master," the butler asked cautiously, "are you still going to the Prince's Palace for lessons tomorrow?"
The Grand Tutor thought for a moment and shook his head: "No, I'm going to retire and return home!"
The housekeeper was stunned: "Master, why is this?"
The Grand Tutor sighed, "That young prince is a complete devil. If I can't afford to offend him, can I just avoid him? If I stay any longer, I'm afraid I'll lose my life in the Prince's Mansion."
So, the next day, a letter of resignation was delivered to the emperor. The emperor read it, laughed heartily, and said to Xiao Yu beside him: "Your son is really capable. He even drove the Grand Tutor away in anger."
Xiao Yu said helplessly: "Father, it is my fault for not being able to discipline my children properly."
"What's the point of disciplining them?" the emperor said with a smile. "It's good for children to be naughty, like your wife. It's so interesting. Just find another tutor, but this time, find someone younger and more resilient."
Xiao Yu smiled bitterly: "Father, you are trying to tire me to death."
"It's all right," the emperor waved his hand. "Young people, it's good to exercise more."
The Prince's Palace began searching for a new tutor. However, upon hearing that he would be teaching Kengkeng, many learned scholars hesitated, fearing they would repeat the mistakes of the previous tutor. Finally, a young Hanlin scholar was finally found, and he arrived at the Prince's Palace with trepidation.
Shen Weiwan looked at the new tutor and said to Kengkeng, "Son, don't use itching powder this time. It's too childish."
Kengkeng blinked: "What about sprinkling chili powder?"
"No," Shen Weiwan smiled mysteriously, "Mom will teach you a new trick, it's guaranteed to be fun."
So, on the first day of the new Taifu's class, Kengkeng followed Shen Weiwan's instructions and put a small toad into his sleeve while the Taifu was not paying attention.
"Ah!" The tutor screamed and jumped up. The little toad fell out of his sleeve and jumped on the ground.
Kengkeng clapped his hands and laughed: "Grandpa Taifu, Toad wants to play with you!"
Shen Weiwan watched with great interest from outside the window and said to Chuntao, "See? This is progress. It's much more interesting than sprinkling itching powder."
Chun Tao said with a bitter face: "Miss, I don't think this new tutor will stay for many more days."
Shen Weiwan shrugged: "If you can't stay, just change it. There are plenty of tutors in the world anyway."
In this way, the Prince's Palace's tutors changed one after another, and each one was tormented by Kang Kang. Kang Kang's ability to "trick people" became more and more advanced, from spreading itching powder to releasing toads, and then to various bizarre tricks, which were simply better than his master.
Xiao Yu watched his son grow up day by day, his ability to deceive people becoming more and more powerful, and he could only accept the reality helplessly. He knew that this family would only become more and more lively in the future, and he, as a father, was afraid that he would always be his son's "practice partner".
However, every time he saw Shen Weiwan and the children's happy smiles, Xiao Yu felt that it was all worth it. After all, with such a lively and lovely family, what else could one ask for? The "despair" of the tutors also became a legend in the capital, and people couldn't help laughing every time they thought of it.
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