"Hahaha! I'm afraid this academy has been converted into a toilet!"
Nanny Wang was both ashamed and angry. Looking at the classroom full of crying girls and fleas running all over the floor, she knew that the academy was completely finished. She pointed at Shen Weiwan and trembled: "You...just wait! I'm going to the clan office to report you!"
"Go, go!" Shen Weiwan waved her hand, "Remember to tell Master Zongzheng that the fleas in your academy are high-quality species tributed from the Western Regions, and the manure is a special fertilizer prepared by the imperial kitchen!"
Nanny Wang's vision went dark, and she nearly fainted. She stumbled out of the academy, clutching her face. Seeing this, the other girls, no longer minding their manners, screamed and ran after her, fearing they would be bitten by fleas if they were slow. In less than a quarter of an hour, the "Ladies' Academy" was deserted, leaving only a flea-infested floor and a foul-smelling well.
Shen Weiwan jumped down from the wall and patted her skirt: "Done! Our hospital is finally the only one left in the capital!"
Xiao Yu helplessly brushed the grass debris off her hair: "You are really lawless. If father knew..."
"It's better to know!" Shen Weiwan raised an eyebrow, "My mother said yesterday that she would take her with her next time she cheated someone!"
As soon as she finished speaking, the eunuchs from the palace arrived, holding a gilded lacquer box. Inside was not jewelry, but two large bags of flea powder and a bucket of "special fertilizer" sealed with yellow silk. Along with it was the Empress Dowager's oral instruction: "Well done, Wan'er! Next time you try to trick someone, remember to call me. I still have two jars of century-old 'stinky mandarin fish juice'!"
Shen Weiwan looked at the reward and smiled from ear to ear: "My mother still understands me!"
Kengkeng and Wawa immediately rushed over, holding the flea powder bag and talking: "Next time we'll go after that fat kid who always steals my candied haws!"
"Sprinkle flea powder in his sugar bowl!"
Xiao Yu looked at the family and shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. He knew that the days ahead would only get more lively.
In the dead of night, Shen Weiwan nestled in Xiao Yu's arms, her fingertips tracing across his chest: "Your Highness, do you think I am the most powerful swindler in the entire capital?"
Xiao Yu pinched the tip of her nose, which was filled with the sweet scent of osmanthus from her hair, but also with a faint smell of feces - that was the "trophy" he had picked up during the day: "Yes, yes, you are the best. But can you try a more fragrant method next time? Today, when I went to court, the Left Censor-in-Chief asked me if I had fallen into a cesspool..."
"I know, I know!" Shen Weiwan nudged his chest. "Next time, use honey to stick the enemy to the chair. I guarantee that the fragrance will be so strong that bees will come to surround him!"
Xiao Yu laughed and tightened his grip. The moonlight outside the window was like water, bathing every corner of the Prince's Mansion in a gentle glow. Only a faint, sour smell wafted from the west wing, as if playing music to celebrate today's "feat." He knew that as long as Chen Weiwan was around, the "business of deceiving people" in the capital would never end, and he, the Seventh Prince, could only willingly serve as her most solid "human shield," occasionally enjoying the pleasure of being deceived, but he was happy to accept it.
That night, the joke of "Ladies' College turned into a restroom" spread across the streets of Beijing on the evening breeze. After dinner, the common people vividly described the plight of Wang Ma scratching her itch and Shen Weiwan's "heroic" appearance as she stood on the wall and shouted. The "Scam College" was almost completely overwhelmed with applications, and the tables were filled with applications. Even farmers in the suburbs of Beijing wanted to send their children to learn the art of "scam prevention."
Shen Weiwan sat at her desk, a smug smile playing on her lips as she surveyed the densely packed account books. She knew this was just the tip of the iceberg of her "deceptive" career. She had avenged her past life, and now she was savoring the joys of this one. In the days ahead, she would lead Kengkeng, Wawawa, and the prince who had "indulged" her, continuing to dig pits and lay mines in this capital, living her life like a never-ending comedy. It was so cool! So cool!
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