Shen Weiwan smiled brightly, her tone gentle but with unquestionable strength: "Don't worry, envoy. Our 'Tongchang Tea' has always been served only to the most distinguished 'guests'."
Aguda: "..." He felt that this marriage was bought with half his life. If he had known this, he should never have brought the poisonous scorpion to provoke.
After the banquet, Aguda practically fled the palace. Within three days, jokes about the "diarrhea messenger" spread throughout the capital. Children clapped their hands and sang a new ballad: "The Northern Di envoy came for marriage, drank three pounds of laxative tea, ran himself to the throne room, and now he gets cramps whenever he sees a child!"
In the courtyard of the Prince's Mansion, Chuntao brought some iced sour plum soup. Watching Kengkeng and Wawa using a small shovel to "feed croton seeds" to their rag dolls, she couldn't help but smile and shake her head, "My little prince and princess, next time, don't really give anyone laxatives. What if they get sick..."
Without even looking up, Kengkeng stuffed fake croton seeds into his doll's mouth with his chubby little hand: "Sister Chuntao doesn't understand. Mother said that when dealing with bad guys, you have to use ruthless tactics! Look, the envoy uncle drank our tea and obediently agreed to the marriage today!"
Chen Weiwan was sitting in the corridor, embroidering a bellyband with a flying needle. Hearing this, she smiled and said, "Chun Tao, it's better for children to be a little naughty. It's better than being bullied like in the previous life."
Xiao Yu walked over slowly and picked up her half-embroidered bellyband. On it were four crooked characters embroidered in gold thread: "Scamming the World." He couldn't help but laugh: "Embroidering this for the third child again? Last time, the bellyband with the 'Little Expert in Scamming' made Father laugh for three whole days."
"That's natural," Shen Weiwan raised her eyebrows, her fingertips gently stroking the embroidery thread, "Our child must have this aura from the womb, so as not to be bullied when he grows up."
As she was speaking, the old housekeeper came hurriedly on crutches, panting and saying: "Madam, someone came from the palace and said that His Majesty has a reward!"
Everyone arrived at the main hall, where a eunuch held up a bright yellow imperial edict and read aloud: "By the grace of Heaven and the Mandate of Heaven, the Emperor proclaims: The Seventh Prince's Consort Shen and her children have wisely repelled the Northern Di envoys and enhanced our nation's prestige, making invaluable contributions. As a reward, they are granted one hundred kilograms of croton seeds as encouragement. This is decreed!"
Shen Weiwan: "......"
Kengkeng and Wawa immediately jumped for joy: "Yeah! We have croton seeds to play with! We can make more 'opening tea'!"
Xiao Yu looked at his wife's expression, unable to laugh or cry, and sighed helplessly: "It seems that the emperor has also been led astray by you and your son. This croton can be regarded as a reward."
Shen Weiwan laughed so hard that she almost cried: "This is called the top beam is crooked and the bottom beam is crooked. Who made His Majesty think it's fun to cheat people!"
That night, Aguda was writing a letter home under the lamp in the inn. His hand, gripping the wolf-brush brush, was still trembling slightly, and the handwriting on the parchment was crooked: "... My son, your father nearly died on this diplomatic mission to Dasheng! The Seventh Prince and his family are all treacherous! Especially those two babies, they are more vicious than the most ferocious wolf cubs on the grassland. They actually fed me laxative tea... The Dasheng Dynasty is too terrible. You must never come here again. If you do, be sure to have plenty of laxatives..."
At this moment, in the warm room of the Prince's Mansion, Shen Weiwan was telling the children a bedtime story: "Once upon a time, there was an envoy who came to a prosperous dynasty and refused to drink the tea given by the children..."
"As a result, I got diarrhea because of being tricked!" Kenkeng and Wawa replied in unison, rolling around in a ball with laughter, twisting their little bodies back and forth in the quilt.
Xiao Yu leaned against the doorframe, watching his wife and children laughing and playing under the lamplight, his heart warmed. The splendor of the throne room, the scheming of the imperial court, at that moment, paled in comparison to the mundane, treacherous reality of his daily life.
"Your Highness," Shen Weiwan looked up at him, a cunning light flashing in her eyes, "Tell me, which blind person should we trick next time?"
Xiao Yu walked over, gently put his arm around her waist, and nuzzled the top of her head. "It's up to you, just don't drag me into this."
"That's hard to say," Shen Weiwan smiled like a fox stealing fish, and poked his chest with her fingertips, "After all, you are my husband. It's the most fun to trick your own people!"
The moonlight shone brightly outside the window. Laughter from the Prince's mansion drifted far away on the night breeze, startling the night herons perched on the eaves. Shen Weiwan leaned against Xiao Yu's chest, listening to his steady heartbeat, knowing that the days of "scamming the world" had just begun. She would lead this group of little devils and transform the Dasheng Dynasty into their own joyful "trick theater"!
The next morning, Aguda signed the marriage agreement early. Before leaving, he specifically asked to see Shen Weiwan and presented her with a bag of milk lumps, a specialty of the Northern Di. His tone was almost pleading: "Seventh Prince's Consort, this is a snack for the young prince and the young princess. Please be kind and don't send me "tongchang tea" in the future!"
Shen Weiwan took the milk pimple and smiled gently and charmingly: "Don't worry, envoy, my family's 'tongchang tea' is only prepared for the most 'special' guests."
Aguda shuddered, as if foreseeing the horror of his own future dominated by laxatives. He practically fled, galloping out of the capital. From then on, a legend spread across the Northern Di grasslands: the Dasheng Dynasty had a treacherous princess with a group of imps who deliberately swindled those who were blind. Anyone who saw them was to evade them immediately, or face disaster!
In the warehouse of the Prince's Mansion, a hundred kilograms of newly delivered croton seeds were piled up like a small mountain. Shen Weiwan watched Kengkeng and Wawa playing in the croton seed pile, a sly glint in her eyes, and said to the two children with a smile: "Children, we can plan our 'croton seed business' carefully!"
Kengkeng and Wawa immediately cheered, their faces filled with longing for the "business of defrauding people." Xiao Yu stood in the corridor, watching the scene, shaking his head helplessly, but a doting smile played at the corner of his mouth.
He knew that the "era of deception" of the Dasheng Dynasty had truly arrived, and he willingly became the happiest "victim" of this "deceptive family."
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