Chapter 767: Wipe It Yourself Down There
Lu Yuanqiu followed her gaze.
Bai Qingxia took the urinal and handed it to Lu Yuanqiu with both hands: "Use this. How are you going to get out of bed with all these devices attached to you?"
"It's okay. This hospital is making a fuss. Just take it off first. I've learned where to put the patch. Just put it back on after I go to the bathroom."
Lu Yuanqiu was very reluctant to pee in bed.
Bai Qingxia: "Why are you making such a fuss? Your wound is so deep, there's a risk of infection. You're still in the observation period."
"Please, Xia Xia, I've been holding it in for a whole day. It will be fine in a while." Lu Yuanqiu clasped his hands together.
"no!"
Lu Yuanqiu frowned, his eyes filled with surprise. Bai Qingxia also frowned and glared at him.
Ever since he started studying medicine, Lu Yuanqiu has silently vowed in his heart that he will never get seriously ill or be hospitalized again, because there is one thing he is very resistant to, and that is having a urinary catheter inserted.
Inserting such a thick rubber tube into that tiny opening, and I heard that a young nurse helped with the insertion... In this scene, the pain is actually secondary.
Another thing is that if he can't get out of bed, he has to poop and pee in bed, and he needs someone to help hold Xiao Zhui Zhui down when he pees. He would rather die than do that.
Of course, there is no need for help in the current situation. Lu Yuanqiu is simply reluctant to pee in bed.
"It's not that I don't want to... the urinal opening is too small." Lu Yuanqiu shrugged and said half-jokingly.
Bai Qingxia was stunned for a moment, then lowered her head to look at the white urinal in her hand and asked unsurely, "Shouldn't I... put urine in it?"
"What I mean is, it can't fit in. Do you have to say it so bluntly?" Lu Yuanqiu had a deadpan expression.
“…”
“…”
The person on the bed stared at the person beside it, and the silence between them was deafening.
"Puff!" Until it was interrupted by the laughter of a young man in his thirties lying next to him.
Bai Qingxia blushed as she pulled the curtain next door a little closer. She shoved the urinal into Lu Yuanqiu's hand and threatened, "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll call Auntie and ask her to come over. Tell her this reason and see if she believes it."
Then my mother will definitely not believe it and will give me a slap in the face... Lu Yuanqiu twitched the corner of his mouth.
"Hahahahaha——" the person in the next bed laughed even louder.
Lu Yuanqiu turned his head impatiently: "Brother, just laugh once or twice, it's not over yet."
"Sorry, sorry, please continue." There was a sound of someone turning over on the bed next to him.
Lu Yuanqiu looked at Bai Qingxia and compromised, "Okay."
He lay down obediently and pretended to take off his pants while holding the urinal.
Bai Qingxia then pulled up the other side of the curtain with resentment in her eyes. The two curtains surrounded Lu Yuanqiu's bed. She pinched the gap up and down with her hands, like a diligent toilet keeper.
The young man in the next bed turned around to observe the scene. He first glanced at the angry Bai Qingxia, then smiled at Lu Yuanqiu behind the curtain and said, "Handsome boy, hospitals have to count the urine output of inpatients every day. Even if you go to the toilet, you have to pee in the urinal. Look how mad you've made your girlfriend. If my wife were this beautiful, I'd be willing to do anything for her."
“…” Bai Qingxia turned her head to the other side speechlessly.
"Are you ready?"
"Okay." Lu Yuanqiu responded dryly.
The curtain was opened, and Bai Qingxia found that Lu Yuanqiu had placed the urinal on the floor beside the bed.
She didn't look, but pulled the curtain aside, giving Lu Yuanqiu a cold look in the process.
His body smelled terrible, but he obviously couldn't take a shower in this situation. Lu Yuanqiu sighed and lay down with his head tilted back.
"Why are you sighing?" Bai Qingxia sat back down on the bench next to her, resting her elbows on the edge of the bed.
Lu Yuanqiu turned his head: "What are you going to do tonight?"
Bai Qingxia tilted her head and rested it on her arm, responding without hesitation: "I'll be watching over you."
"Tsk." The young man next door was eating candy openly.
Lu Yuanqiu ignored the guy next to him and continued to say to Bai Qingxia: "Just go back tonight and come back tomorrow morning."
Bai Qingxia shook her head: "No."
Lu Yuanqiu: "There's no place to sleep here, and this isn't a private ward, so there's no space at all."
The young man next to him: "Dude, have you ever stayed in a private ward?"
"Ah." Lu Yuanqiu responded casually.
Bai Qingxia: "I'll squeeze in with you."
In the past, Lu Yuanqiu would have been really happy to hear such a response, but now… He smiled bitterly: “Can’t you smell the scent on me?”
"So what?" Bai Qingxia said as if it was a matter of course. "I think I can take the stuff off you tomorrow. I'll help you wipe it off then."
Hearing this, Lu Yuanqiu asked tentatively in a low voice: "You don't feel guilty, do you?"
Bai Qingxia didn't respond. After a pause, she lowered her eyes and spoke, tugging at her fingers beside the bed. "No matter if you were injured because of me or not, as long as you're injured and in the hospital, I will definitely take care of you every step of the way. Isn't that what I should do?"
Lu Yuanqiu was moved by what he heard, but he still felt sorry for her. After all, people came to the hospital in waves, and it was only Bai Qingxia who stayed with her until now.
"Would you please help me wipe my lower body?"
He suddenly asked a question that ruined the atmosphere.
Bai Qingxia: "..."
Seeing her expressionless face, Lu Yuanqiu explained, "I'm asking seriously. To be honest, I want to take a full bath. I feel so uncomfortable."
"Wipe it yourself." Bai Qingxia, who was standing beside the bed, lowered her eyebrows and responded decisively.
Lu Yuanqiu nodded: "Okay, all is fine."
"Is that all right? What they mean is that you can only wipe it yourself." The young man next door complained.
Lu Yuanqiu turned around again: "No, brother, where is your wife?"
The young man chuckled, "I'm at work. I'm so bored, let's chat for a while. I'm a little curious about your identities. You celebrities are coming to visit..."
“Sizzle—”
Lu Yuanqiu raised his hand and pulled the curtain closed.
That's why he doesn't want to share a ward with others.
At night, Bai Qingxia was really not just talking. After the last bottle of water was hung, she took off her shoes and got on the bed and squeezed together with Lu Yuanqiu. Lu Yuanqiu wanted to stay away from her, but this girl reached out and hugged him.
"It's okay, I'll ask my third sister to bring me some clean clothes tomorrow. I've seen that this toilet can be used for showering." Bai Qingxia comforted him.
"You really don't think I stink?"
"I don't think so."
"Then kiss."
"Bo."
"...Hey, it still smells a little bit. Did you drink dirty water?" Bai Qingxia responded softly, and suddenly asked, "You didn't brush your teeth, right?"
"I didn't brush my teeth at night, how am I supposed to brush my teeth now?"
"Actually, I didn't brush my teeth at night... so Third Sister will have a lot to bring tomorrow."
"You didn't brush it? I can't feel it. Let me try it again."
"Ah... No more kissing, it stinks."
"You just said you didn't dislike me! Now your lie is exposed, right?!"
"whee."
"Still laughing?!"
"Can you please stop chatting before going to bed?" A faint voice suddenly came from the other side of the curtain.
Lu Yuanqiu and Bai Qingxia kept silent in the dark.
(End of this chapter)
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