"Sister Chunxiao, what's wrong with you?!" Someone quickly supported You Chunxiao and asked worriedly, "What subtitles? Are you hallucinating?"
You Chunxiao pressed his head and grabbed the man's arm: "Are you okay? Are you still awake?"
The man was puzzled: "I'm fine, Sister Chunxiao, no, something is wrong..."
He looked puzzled: "How did you turn into a tiger and wear an apron... Can I touch your head? It's so furry and cute!"
You Chunxiao: “…”
You Chunxiao gritted his teeth and stood up, shouting, "Stop eating! There's something wrong with this soup! Anyone who's still sane, stand up!"
Everyone looked at each other, and most of them stood up.
"What's wrong with this soup? It's obviously delicious."
"Yeah, it's really delicious. Hey, when did you grow wings?"
"So many little people...are they elves from the woods? I knew fairy tales were true!"
"Sister Chunxiao, I'm fine. I just feel a little dizzy. I might have to go back to my hometown in the M78 Nebula to see a doctor."
You Chunxiao: “…”
Isn’t this a complete annihilation of the entire army?
She forced herself to turn around, stared at Jiang Rong and said, "You...what on earth did you put in the soup?!"
Jiang Rong smiled and said, "That's good stuff. Have you heard of Jianshouqing? It's a local specialty of K City, quite rare. But if you don't cook it well, you might get into trouble if you eat it."
Song Yanzhen immediately moved away from the pot of fragrant soup.
He had heard of the name of Jianshouqing. It was said that it was a delicacy that many locals would eat even at the risk of poisoning.
He asked why this pot of soup was more fragrant than the one he and Jiang Rong had, and it turned out to be because of this thing!
You Chunxiao was so angry that he pointed at Jiang Rong and said, "You actually plotted against me!"
Jiang Rong: "Sister, I'm over here, why are you pointing at a tree?"
You Chunxiao: “…”
"Hurry up and help us detoxify!" You Chunxiao withdrew his hand in anger and said, "Otherwise I will never let you go!"
"It's not a big amount. You'll be fine in a while." Jiang Rong sat down cross-legged, propped up his chin and said with a smile, "Because you haven't eaten wild mushrooms before, you have such a strong reaction. Don't worry, it won't kill you."
"What on earth do you want to do?!"
Jiang Rong looked at You Chunxiao, who was pointing at a stone and cursing loudly, and sighed. "Let's talk again when you're more sober."
Song Yanzhen carefully moved to Jiang Rong's side, "Jiang Rong, what should we do next?"
"Let's watch the show." Jiang Rong said with great interest: "Look, their poisoning phenomena are divided into four schools. This side."
She pointed to a group of people gathered under the tree, talking, and said, "They are moderates. They have calmly accepted the fact that they have been poisoned by mushrooms."
Song Yanzhen looked over and heard the conversation between the moderates:
"Your wings are really beautiful. Can you fly?"
"I don't think it's possible, right? But I think it can be used as a fan."
"Can you outrun a cheetah if you turn into a crocodile?"
"It should be fine in the water."
"Wow, you have twelve little men, why do I only have five?!"
"Perhaps you are not devout enough. Listen to me and chant after me: Villains are coming, villains are coming, villains are coming from all directions! Villains are coming, villains are coming, villains are coming from all corners of the world!"
Song Yanzhen: “…”
Song Yanzhen said: "They are quite optimistic..."
Jiang Rong said with a smile: "Look, over there, it's the irritable faction."
Song Yanzhen followed her gaze and saw that all the men in this school were muscular men.
"Hold the sword tightly in your hand, young man, and fight me to the death!"
"Hahahahaha, there's no one who can fight me. I will take over the world!"
"My pride makes me despise all living beings!"
"..." Song Yanzhen covered her face, unable to imagine what expressions these people would have if they still had memories after waking up.
"More than that." Jiang Rong raised his chin, "Over there, it's the emo faction."
Song Yanzhen turned his head to look.
"Wuwuwuwu, it's not me who's wrong, it's this world..."
"I don't blame you for not taking it seriously, I blame myself for being sentimental!"
"Life is more than just the present, there's also the wedding invitation from my ex... wuwuwuwu mom, I don't want to live anymore!"
"I have emo syndrome, and the doctor prescribed your WeChat account for me, so can I add you as a friend?"
"What should I remember you by? Your nearsighted eyes, the mole on your cheek, the scar on your arm, the tongue you love biting when you kiss me, or the alcohol you can drink until you're unconscious..."
Song Yanzhen covered her eyes in pain, her expression distorted.
It’s so humid, too humid, it even caused his rheumatism!
Song Yanzhen's habit of being embarrassed by others resurfaced, but Jiang Rong was watching with great interest. "But I think the most interesting thing has to be the ones letting themselves go over there," he said.
Song Yanzhen made full mental preparation before looking over.
After seeing it, he finally understood what Jiang Rong meant by "letting go of oneself".
Someone hugged a tree and cried bitterly: "Please don't leave me, I beg you, I was just angry before. Even if you fall in love with someone else, have children with someone else, and want me to be your backup forever, I am willing!"
Someone took off his shirt and jumped from the small slope with great enthusiasm: "Hahahaha, I can fly!" Then he fell into the haystack with a plop.
Someone was doing radio gymnastics in the sunshine with a cheerful expression: "The third set of national primary school students' radio gymnastics, colorful sunshine, starts now!"
Others were running in circles frantically, screaming in fear: "Ahhhhhhhhh why are you chasing me!"
Her pursuer also shouted: "Because I need syrup urgently!"
Song Yanzhen: “…”
Destroy this painful world!
"How long can they maintain this state?" Song Yanzhen asked.
Jiang Rong said, "It won't be long. Once the toxins are metabolized, everything will return to normal."
As they were talking, someone came up to Jiang Rong, holding a piece of weed in his mouth and gracefully appeared: "Beautiful lady, can you dance with me?"
Jiang Rong: "Who are you?"
The man said confidently, "I am the legendary Count Nicholas. You must have heard of my name. Beautiful lady, there is no need to bow to me. I am just an ordinary person who admires your beauty and invites you to dance."
Jiang Rong: "But I'm a werewolf."
The man's expression changed instantly: "Damn it! You are a lowly werewolf! I will kill you today!"
Song Yanzhen was shocked and tried to protect Jiang Rong. Jiang Rong grabbed You Chunxiao and said, "She is a vampire hunter."
The man's eyes widened and he ran away with his head in his hands.
Song Yanzhen: "...his father's is also fine."
Jiang Rong let go of You Chunxiao and clapped his hands: "Don't bother with a bunch of Chuunibyou."
You Chunxiao stared at Jiang Rong: "I'm going to kill you!"
Jiang Rong: "Ah? Do you blood hunters still kill werewolves?"
You Chunxiao said sternly, "I will destroy you on behalf of the Moon!"
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