Xiao Jun sat with his back against a tree, holding a book high in his hand, with his right leg pressed against his left leg and his legs crossed, his feet shaking as if he was having a seizure.
You seem to be in a good mood.
This guy was probably so engrossed in what he saw that he didn't even notice Wan Feng approaching him.
"The ants have crawled into my pants."
"Ah!" Xiao Jun screamed and threw the book in his hand away.
"Look at you, you're such a big guy, and you're afraid of ants. Are you capable of that?"
"I'm really scared of ants, and you're just using this to scare me."
"How many times have you been bitten by ants?"
"No, but I don't know why, but I tremble all over when I see ants."
"That's great. I'll introduce you to our team's second donkey. He's also trembling. You two will definitely be able to piss together."
“He’s afraid of ants too?”
"No, he has a cerebral thrombosis and trembles at everyone he looks at."
"Go away, you cerebral thrombosis, you piece of shit. Why are you here if it's not the market today?"
Wan Feng sat down on a flat stone next to Xiao Jun and said, "I'm going to the clothing store of the supply and marketing cooperative to do some work."
Xiao Jun seemed to suddenly remember something, and a mysterious smile appeared on his face. The content of the smile was a bit complicated and contained some vulgarity.
Did I take the wrong medicine or did I wet the bed last night?
Xiao Jun lowered his voice mysteriously like a spy making a contact: "I heard that the pretty girl who was learning to make clothes in the garment department of the supply and marketing cooperative a few days ago is your wife?"
Holy shit, this news has spread to Gushan?
"Don't talk nonsense, we have a pure relationship between a man and a woman." Wan Feng refuted the rumor seriously.
"Go away, no one is competing with you."
"Think about something serious, please. I know you're just beginning to fall in love, but you can't dwell on this all the time, right?"
"Who's always thinking about this? I'd find a partner when I was older like you."
Wan Feng quickly changed the subject: "Let's talk about something useful. That Qi Guangli hasn't been here again, right?"
"No, I haven't been back since I left last time."
"Where's his cousin?"
"He came here before. Didn't you give him two yuan that time? He returned it. He spent more than eighty cents on reading and finished all the books on the stall. Oh, and I also bought some new books. What do you think of them?"
Children are shameless. After fighting here, they might forget about it after going home and taking a nap.
Wan Feng then noticed some new books on the bookstall. Three Crossroads? Fishing and Killing the Family? Liu Hai Kan Qiao?
What the hell are they buying? Who do you expect to rent opera books to? Movie versions, no wonder they're all left at the bookstall.
"Oh my god, you bought a book like this? Did you get confused from all the corn porridge?"
Xiao Jun was confused: "What's wrong? Aren't these all books?"
"Brother, can you please be more careful? Even if you don't know how to buy books, at least you can take a look at what I bought in the past."
"Look, what you bought are all for catching spies during wars."
"Then you won't buy the same type of books as me, so you're just buying blindly!"
Xiao Jun scratched his head and said, "The bookseller told me that the department store welcomes all kinds of customers and has all kinds of books they want."
"Bullshit! You believe it when they say they're selling books? They're pushing it to you because they have a backlog and can't sell it anymore. If anyone sees this kind of book, I'll be walking with my head down and my feet up!"
As soon as Wan Feng finished speaking, a thunderous sound came to his ears.
"Huh? There's a book rental place here, wow! There's also a three-way intersection! And there's also fishing and killing families!"
Wan Feng felt the earth spinning, the wind was blowing coldly, and he had a bad feeling.
Damn, this isn't a slap in the face, is it? This slap in the face is too fast!
Then two adults squatted on the bookstall and asked: "How much is the rental book?"
Xiao Jun was about to speak when Wan Feng spoke up: "Opera books are two cents each."
Xiao Jun's eyes almost popped out. He was so upset that someone finally asked him about the book he bought, but this guy still stirred up trouble.
Wan Feng was feeling smug on the side and said, "If you want to slap me in the face, you have to pay double the money."
The two adults didn't mind at all. They threw two two-cent coins over, each took a book, and walked away, shaking their heads.
Xiao Jun was stunned. How the hell is this possible?
As soon as she turned around, she laughed like Pan Jinlian: "Brother, you have to keep your word. I have never seen anyone walking with their head in my life. What kind of scenery is that?"
You won’t be able to see any kind of scenery.
Wan Feng looked up at Bao Xiang’s solemn appearance, and suddenly pointed his finger into the air: “There’s a flying saucer!”
He had used this trick on Zhang Xiangping before, and it worked quite well.
If it works well, I don't mind using it more than once.
Like Zhang Xiangping at the beginning, Xiao Jun didn't know what a flying saucer was and looked up blankly.
The sky is clear, there is no bird droppings.
"Where is the UFO?" Xiao Jun asked while looking at the place where Wan Feng had just sat. There was only a stone there.
Not only are there no UFOs, but there are also no Wanfeng peaks.
Wang An ran away!
While Xiao Jun was looking for the UFO, Wan Feng ran into a repair shop not far from here.
Every time Wan Feng saw Master Han, he thought he was meditating to gather his luck, as he sat so straight.
"Master Han, I'm here to see you."
He had nothing but a pack of cigarettes, 1.9-cent Albanian cigarettes, which were said to be very hard to smoke but looked good.
Master Han was also very happy to see Wan Feng, as this guy never came empty-handed.
"Master Han, do you have any old wheels here that can be used?"
Master Han looked at Wan Feng strangely: "Is your bike broken?"
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