Wan Feng felt a little embarrassed to do this ridiculous thing in broad daylight, so he had to find a way to escape.
"Oh, I remembered something. Let me take you to see something interesting."
Wan Feng said this seriously, and without giving Luan Feng time to react, he pulled Luan Feng up and ran out.
I ran all the way to the dirt road outside, and then stopped.
"What wonder are you taking me to see?"
"Look at the blue sky, the green grass, and the little ants dancing happily. Isn't that amazing?"
Luan Feng's face turned green: "So you dragged me out here just to see this?"
"The air outside is fresh. Breathing more is good for your health. Come and follow me to shake your neck and hips. Let's do some exercise in the morning. Shake your hands and feet. Sit down and take a deep breath..."
"Hey, this song is pretty good, why have I never heard you sing it before?"
You see, the thinking of single-celled animals is so simple, and this diverts attention.
"Staying cooped up at home all the time is bad for our health. Let's go to the mountains to pick wild flowers, watch the streams flow, and go to the woods..."
"Take your temperature!"
Wan Feng staggered and seemed to have sprained his ankle.
Taking your temperature in the woods? Planning a wild sex scene? This woman is incredibly smart, having thought of this? Aren't you afraid of being seen?
"As a woman, can you please stop thinking about that?"
"I still think taking body temperature is fun." Luan Feng did not hide her opinion at all.
Wan Feng was furious: "Damn it! If I'm gone by winter, and you're addicted to measuring, are you going to find someone else to measure it?"
Luan Feng blinked her eyes: "There is no such plan! If you are not here, I will not measure it. It won't kill anyone."
I would believe you if you said you didn't measure it, but you secretly asked someone else to measure it and I didn't know about it.
It seems that I have to take this woman's temperature carefully tonight and feed her all at once to prevent her from having wild thoughts all day long.
The two of them actually ran to the mountains to pick wild flowers. Luan Feng picked a large bunch of wild flowers and made herself look like a wild flower.
At noon, Luan Feng went to the stove to cook. She steamed a pot of steamed buns, fried some shredded potatoes, and made a plate of fried eggs.
She knew Wan Feng loved shredded potatoes.
The steamed buns were cooked well, as taught by his mother, but Wan Feng was not very confident about this dish. He held the chopsticks for a long time but did not dare to pick them up, for fear that he would regret it for the rest of his life if he took a bite of this delicious-looking dish.
He had only eaten the food cooked by Luan Feng once, and it had a horror movie-like effect. After eating it, he felt like the whole world was haunted.
"Why don't you eat the vegetables? They are delicious." Old Luan Feng was trying to sell melons.
With the spirit of being ready to die, Wan Feng picked up a handful of shredded potatoes with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth despite all difficulties.
Oops! This tastes wrong!
Luan Feng can actually fry potato shreds like this?
This woman is always rough in everything she does. How come the shredded potatoes are so delicate and smooth today? And the taste has a familiar flavor.
Wan Feng picked up another piece of scrambled egg, which was just the right softness and hardness and the right amount of saltiness.
"Humph! You still dare to look at me with old eyes. Let me tell you, when I was at your house, I learned cooking from your mother. Doesn't it have your mother's style?"
No wonder the taste of this dish has changed so much, it turns out it was my mother’s apprentice who made it.
"It's been almost a year since you came to my house, how come I've never heard you cook?"
"I made it several times at home, but then I stopped because those greedy cats would eat all the food I cooked. I thought it was not worth it, so I stopped making it!"
It turns out there is such a hidden story here.
His mother was the best. She was worried that his son would not have enough to eat in the future, so she carefully taught his future daughter-in-law how to cook.
There is an advertisement that says it well: Good teeth mean a good appetite, and everything you eat tastes delicious.
There was nothing wrong with Wan Feng's teeth, his appetite, and now the food was fine too. So, he accidentally ate too much and collapsed on the kang after eating.
Luan Feng made herself look like a little woman while someone massaged her stomach, saying that it helped digestion.
This is bullshit. I ate too much and it needs to be digested in my stomach, not somewhere else.
"Is your stomach as big as Chabara? Can you please have some shame?"
"You're my man, why should I be so proud in front of you? There's no one else here."
Wan Feng was unable to refute these words.
In the afternoon, Luan Feng took Wan Feng's changed clothes to the stream to wash them. Wan Feng took a nap at home and slept until after two o'clock in the afternoon. When he found that Luan Feng had not returned yet, he walked out of the house.
By the creek not far away, a few women were gossiping while washing clothes.
These women are just not good. They just talk nonsense for no reason and they will easily create conflicts.
Wan Feng went back to the house to copy the tape, and Luan Feng didn't come back until it was almost dark.
The woman worked like a gust of wind in the kitchen and brought up four dishes in half an hour.
The speed almost made Wan Feng's eyes pop out.
As the saying goes, if you lie down after a meal you will gain at least 40 grams of weight if not half a pound.
So, after finishing his meal, Wan Feng lay down on the kang, intending to gain at least 40 grams of weight.
Recently he found that he had grown a lot taller and was now 1.6 meters tall, but his weight had not changed significantly.
This is not normal. Wan Feng doesn't want to develop into the body shape of a bean sprout.
Just as Wan Feng was getting ready to gain four taels of weight, Luan Feng came over.
"Stay away from me, I'm allergic to bitches."
"How dare you call me a bitch? Don't you want to quit your life? Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is said that men cannot survive without fighting." After saying that, the two Nine Yin White Bone Claws specifically greeted someone's vital parts.
Who the hell taught this?
Wan Feng quickly shrank into the kang. When he saw Luan Feng was about to climb onto the kang to continue chasing him, he took off his vest and formed an iron wall in front of him like a mosquito to prevent Luan Feng from getting on the kang.
"I noticed that you men take off your clothes very quickly." Luan Feng said angrily as he couldn't break through Wan Feng's blockade.
"That's just nonsense."
"Who's talking nonsense? I've noticed that you men love to take off your clothes when you fight. I don't know what's going on."
"That's normal. If you take off your pants instead of your clothes during a fight, don't you think the atmosphere would be a bit weird?"
Luan Feng was choked. Who said that pants were taken off during a fight? What was this guy thinking?
People change, and women's changes are especially obvious.
When putting down the quilt tonight, Luan Feng thought it was a waste to put down two quilts, so she only put down one quilt. At around nine o'clock, she crawled into the quilt and kept harassing Wan Feng who was watching TV seriously next to her.
"Don't make trouble, I'm watching TV!"
"What's the point of watching TV? Turn off the lights and let's talk."
Talk? You mean to talk?
If Wan Feng didn't turn off the TV, Luan Feng would keep harassing him.
Someone was so angry that he stopped watching TV and decided to punish the disobedient woman.
Then, a certain woman in the darkness let out a painful cry as she was punished...
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