Chapter 759: Do You Still Need Me to Teach You How to Have Sex?



During the meal, Wan Feng learned about He Xiao's troubles in coming to Li You's house.

Wan Feng couldn't help but sigh that the impact of the Shaolin Temple movie would begin to spread in such a short time. It has only been about a week since the Shaolin Temple movie was released in Heihe area, and its impact has begun to become apparent.

Because some people from Fulaerji went to He Xiao's house to learn skills, and there were quite a few of them and they came in an endless stream. What made He Xiao most depressed was that some people came to learn skills in the middle of the night.

This made He Xiao extremely upset, and his watchdog was about to go into schizophrenia.

"I have the same situation here. I sent a few away this morning." Li You felt the same way.

"Who would have thought that a movie would cause so much trouble? How are we going to live our lives if this continues every day? Junior Brother Wan, you're a scholar, do you have any good ideas for solving this problem?"

"Yes, I told Master. I don't know what he thinks."

Li You nodded. "This guy asked me to run a martial arts training class, charging one or two yuan per person per month. This not only solves my own problems but also generates income while satisfying everyone's passion for martial arts."

He Xiao blinked eighteen times in a row.

Wan Feng counted it and it was definitely eighteen times in a row to ensure that there would be no mistakes.

"This is a good idea, but I don't know if the government will allow it."

"You'll know if you try it out when you go back. If the country allows it, this could be a very profitable business. If you think one or two yuan is too little, you can add two yuan and provide meals. That way, you can earn a little more money on food."

He Xiao immediately perked up: "Yes, let's do it. If the country doesn't allow it, then forget it. It's not illegal."

He Xiao made up his mind, and Li You was also tempted: "You do it first, and let me see if there is nothing wrong with you in Aihui County, then there will be no problem here either."

The three younger children of Li You's family finished their meal and went to school. Now only Li You, Xiao Wanfeng and Li Mingdou were left at the table.

Let’s put the worries about martial arts aside for now and talk about He Xiao’s personal issues.

"Brother, you are twenty-six years old this year, right? In our place, it is very dangerous to be unmarried at your age. Are you planning to wander around the world alone in the future?"

He Xiao smiled helplessly. "How can I explain this to you, Senior Brother? The girls in Fularji are all afraid of me. Even the people in the villages within a dozen miles know my fierce reputation. No one dares to marry me. Maybe Senior Brother was born to be a monk."

"Bullshit! They're just looking down on you. Men like you are the ones who truly love their wives, provided your wife doesn't commit suicide. Now, there's a girl here who's interested in you. You've seen this girl, you even know her. What do you think?"

"Which girl?"

"The girl who sat next to you when we were drinking on the beach after that incident by the river."

He Xiao recalled: "Is it the girl with the round face and eyes like coal balls?"

How could He Yanfei's eyes look like coal balls?

Wan Feng nodded.

"How old is she? Is she too small?"

"You're eighteen now, an adult who can chew beans. I've called you brother several times, and I'll probably kiss you next time. Show your attitude!"

He Xiao scratched his head: "I'm eight years older than her. Is this okay? Isn't this the same as molesting a young girl?"

Sister, you little girl! Is eighteen years old still considered a little girl in your family?

"She's very thoughtful. How about you two meet and get to know each other? Brother, I'm telling you, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. It's good enough that she doesn't think you're too old, but you actually think she's too young!"

In fact, He Xiao was also quite moved. The girl with big eyes who called him "brother" several times was very beautiful. The key point was that she actually fell in love with a rough guy like him. After all, she was a high school graduate.

"So what do you want to meet?"

"About two o'clock in the afternoon. I'll have her meet you by the river, at the same intersection where we fought last time. I'll bring a few people with you as a cover, so no one will think we're going somewhere else if we see you. Of course, if you have anything to say in private, you can stay away from us."

He Xiao nodded in agreement.

"After this New Year, she will be 19 and you will be 27. If everything goes well, then do it. It's always a worry for me that you can't find a wife." Li You was also very concerned about He Xiao's marriage.

I'm afraid this won't work. He Yanfei has to make it to graduation anyway! By then she'll be twenty-one, and He Xiao twenty-nine, and they can get married then.

After dinner, Wan Feng and Li Mingdou returned to school. Before class started, he called He Yanfei and Zhang Xuan to the gable outside the classroom.

"Our class has a physical education class around 2pm. Zhang Xuan, you and your aunt can go for a stroll by the river first. When He Xiao comes back to our school, I'll go with him to the river as well. You two can chat about anything."

He Yanfei was a little flustered: "Wan Feng, what are we going to talk about then?"

Damn, I don’t even need to teach you what to talk about, right?

"He might not be very good at talking either. If you can't say anything either, the conversation will become dull and boring. Just find common ground between you two and keep the conversation going."

He Yanfei was overwhelmed: "But what common ground should we look for?"

"Senior Brother He Xiao studies martial arts. You can start with that. Ask him if practicing martial arts is hard, then shyly say that you like martial arts, too, and ask him to teach you. If he agrees, then there's no problem. Later, when he really teaches you martial arts, you can deliberately not do the movements correctly, and let him correct you step by step. That way, you'll have physical contact, and then you can pretend to lose your balance and fall into his arms. The spark of love will basically..."

"Bang!"

Zhang Xuan's head hit the wall.

"What are you doing?" Wan Feng asked unhappily.

Zhang Xuan rubbed his head and breathed heavily.

"It's all your fault. I just listened to you."

"You banged your head against the wall and blamed me for talking? Then should I be responsible for rubbing it for you?"

"Okay, okay!"

"roll!"

He Yanfei laughed out loud: "I really envy Xuanxuan for finding someone as lovable as you."

"Aunt, can we not randomly matchmake each other? Your niece and I have a pure relationship between man and woman, so don't contact us randomly!"

Zhang Xuan rubbed his head and looked at Wan Feng: "You are such a freak, how many twists and turns are you carrying in your belly? I suspect you have harmed many girls, you hooligan!"

"Don't doubt your sister. If I were a gangster, would you still be able to talk to me nicely now? I would have harmed you long ago."

Then why don't you harm me!

Zhang Xuan muttered to himself.

"Can you two just do it the way you say when you flirt with each other next time?"

What else does she want? Do you want me to teach you how to have sex?

This is tiring.

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