You little rascals in the village, don't go out gambling and drinking.
When he got home, he was definitely going to be beaten.
In this era, old men in their forties or fifties are very strong.
Whether doing farm work or carrying wood up the mountain, you can build up a lean body.
Moreover, the village hooligans have to go home to ask for money for food. If the food is cut off by the villagers, they will starve to death.
Maybe you will ask if we can steal things and sell them like people in later generations?
This is no joke. The poor mice in the house would shake their heads when they came in, wishing they could leave some poop to show pity for the family.
There is nothing valuable left to sell.
However, the street thugs in this county are all skilled hooligans.
Either you can fight or you can steal.
At the very least, I can repair bicycles and do some black and white iron work.
Otherwise, could he really be like the character in the TV series, breaking up with his family without knowing anything and going out to hang out on the streets?
If you don't come home for one night, the street auntie will come to your house with a stamp and put up big-character posters.
Deducting the monthly food quota is secondary.
Even four or five tough middle-aged ladies could be pinned down and made to swim around the street for a few laps.
By then, they will have lost all face, and no one would dare to take in such a person.
At this time, the person next to Lu Xinghe was a member of the Blade Gang.
The thief on this bus also made many circles.
In the county, the biggest gangs are the tweezers gang and the razor blade gang.
As the name suggests, when stealing things, the tools are different.
Both groups of people claim that they make a living with their skills, and normally they look down on each other.
This Blade Gang is indeed the most hated.
Who wouldn't want to wear fashionable clothes if they could take the bus to the city?
As soon as they got off the car, a gap was opened. Even the little girl started to curse, drew a circle on the ground and then spit and cursed.
“Sizzle~”
The sound of a blade cutting open a jacket pocket did not attract anyone's attention in this cluttered carriage.
However, Lu Xinghe, who was looking out the window, moved his ears.
Without even turning around, he glanced sideways at his pocket.
Lu Yongshang was not afraid of theft, so he put all the valuable things in the space.
Otherwise, why would he go for a walk in the alley whenever he had nothing to do?
䀴This is similar to the bag that Old Zhang uses to hold money, but it is a gift from Lu Xinghe to Secretary Kong.
The thing is, the taste is pretty much the same.
Seeing that the thief had succeeded, the Blade Gang
The hand holding the blade was gripping the bag.
Lu Xinghe pretended to cough.
“Ahem~”
The movements were small and the sounds were very quiet.
Suddenly, the thief who was concentrating on stealing was frightened in an instant.
The knife blade slipped from his hands and cut the pocket.
In this era, razor blades are usually small razor blades for sharpening pencils.
That thing is so sharp that it can almost cut through hair and paper.
The little bag opened up instantly.
The smelly wild boar poop scattered all over his hands.
The pungent smell of sputum spread throughout the entire car! !
You know, wild boar poop is one of the stinkiest poops in the mountains.
Ranked first is black bear poop. Black bear poop has a different digestive enzyme from other animals.
Moreover, black bear poop has a certain stimulating effect. If you are outdoors in the summer and encounter black bear poop touching your body, it can also prevent mosquito bites.
The first one is wild boar poop.
Wild boars are omnivores and their digestion is not particularly fast.
So poop is extremely smelly and it is not easy to clean once it gets on your body.
The third one is deer dung, which I won’t go into details about.
"I'll go to hell with you!"
Lu Xinghe saw that the thief was still shocked by the stench of feces and had not yet come to his senses.
He raised his leg and kicked him into the crowd.
At this time, the thief finally came to his senses and didn't care about the crowded crowd at all.
Crazy guy is shaking the wild boar poop in his hand.
“Fuck!!”
"Damn, are you pulling the cart?"
"You've eaten shit, get away from me."
"Alpaca! Get out of here! Don't come near me, what the hell is that? You threw it into my mouth! Ugh~~~~"
moment!
The whole carriage was in chaos.
As the saying goes, time is like poop, if you squeeze it you'll always have some.
People's talent is like time. The carriage was very crowded just now.
Instantly leave a space for the thief.
Everyone looked at the thief with poop all over his hands with disgust.
"I didn't pull my pants pocket, this isn't my shit, it's that bumpkin's shit over there!"
The thief explained with an embarrassed look on his face.
He took off his cotton coat and wrapped his hands directly.
"Alpaca! Fuck you, you kid are playing tricks on me! Are you a tweezers gang, Alpaca, I'm going to fucking kill you!"
The thief from the Blade Gang pointed at Lu Xinghe and wanted to rush over, but there were too many people in the car.
"Huh? What the hell? Why is my shit in your hand? Did you catch it in your hand when I was pooping just now?"
Lu Xinghe pretended to look pitiful.
With that dog-skin hat and the jacket covered with pine oil seeds, he really looks like an honest farmer.
"What the hell is Tweezer Gang? What are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"
Seeing that no one reacted, Lu Xinghe continued to add fuel to the fire, and he added some emphasis to the three words "tweezers stick".
"The Tweezers Gang? Look at the blades under his feet! He's a thief!!"
"Thief! Last time I was on the bus, my clothes got ripped and my pants were torn. You bastard, why are you tearing my pants?"
"You're still young and don't want to learn! What? I'm using the shit to protect myself! I'm not afraid of this thing!"
It only took a few words for everyone in the car to react.
You have to know that there is no such thing as fraud or blackmail in this era.
Moreover, the main focus of young people in the 1970s and 1980s was passion.
When I was in school, all my classmates told me stories about the older generation’s war of resistance against Japanese aggression.
At work posts and ideological meetings, all we talk about are Chairman Mao’s greatness and his spirit of selflessness.
Now he saw such a thief on the bus, and he wanted to bully an honest farmer.
All the boys who were accompanied by girls became more excited!
He didn't care about the thief's stench.
Jiamusi's big bend, Harbin's big jump, Xiangfang's big chi chi, Qiqihar's point cannon, Qitaihe's straight punch, Shuangyashan's whip kick, Hegang's back throw.
There are all kinds of Northeastern moves.
At this time, the driver was also moved by this sense of justice.
The bus has not yet left the county town.
After turning around, we drove to the street with white houses, Yi'an.
Of course, drivers usually don't dare to intervene when they encounter thieves.
After all, these thieves are all street thieves in the county, and they are also afraid of revenge.
The slow train has a foul odor, and someone should be responsible for cleaning it.
There was even poop dripping down from the carport. After a few hours, the car looked like it had been pickled.
䀴Wait for the thief to be dragged out of the car by his legs.
Still staring in Lu Xinghe's direction with hatred on his face, he told Lu Xinghe to wait.
But then the cursing young man blocked his mouth with his shit-stained hand.
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