"My grandpa?"
"Who else could it be but that stubborn old man! It's obvious that he doesn't take my words seriously."
Old Lady Chang continued, "You were almost thrown away by your grandmother when you were a child, didn't you know that? You had problems when you were born.
I went to several clinics but they all said they couldn't treat it. In the end, I threw it on the firewood pile in front of your house. If I hadn't passed by, you would have almost frozen to death.
When your grandfather was young, he caught yellow foxes and roasted snakes to eat. At his most ruthless time, he even ate mice.
But there was a famine at that time, and it was good to have something to eat. They all said that it would allow your family to farm peacefully for the next few generations.
At least I can fight for a long life. Who could have thought that the old stubborn guy would say thank you and then ignore my words!
You can tell at a glance that you have a lot of evil spirits on you. Let me tell you something, but the immortal in me doesn't agree. ”
"What about me?" This was the first time Lu Xinghe had heard this story. After thinking about it carefully, he realized that she had hit the nail on the head.
Aren’t those things that happened before?
Since ancient times, no hunter could live long, because they all got sick from hunting and climbing in snow pits.
The facts are here, whatever Mrs. Chang says is right.
"Since we're here, there's nothing wrong with sitting for a while." People from the Northeast are like this. No matter what happens, they can solve it by saying, "Since we're here, we're here."
Lu Xinghe was singing the strong army war song in his mind, and he sat down in a daze.
Anyway, he would definitely not leave until he found out what the situation was with Cao Guizhi.
Wang Daiba followed suit and sat down.
If we really want to say who is more sinful, then Wang Daiba is much more excessive than Lu Xinghe.
A few days ago he saw a frozen snake on the dirt road.
Wang Daiba chopped the meat directly, took it home and roasted it without even paying attention to what Mrs. Chang said.
Before Lu Xinghe could ask, an old lady in the queue behind him ran in impatiently, holding a four or five-month-old baby.
"Great Immortal, please help me take care of my little grandson first. He has been crying for a few days. My daughter-in-law's big vagina is bulging and milk comes out when touched.
He doesn't even eat. Do you think he bumped into something? My son came home late a few days ago. Did he bring something back? ”
Lu Xinghe and Wang Dai turned around immediately after hearing this, not daring to delay for a moment.
Who wouldn’t be surprised at how big this conference is?
Sure enough, the old lady would describe her daughter-in-law as absolutely gifted, and the baby food bag was almost as big as a football.
Moreover, there was a large area of wet on the front of the clothes, and a fishy, sweet smell could be smelled from it.
When Mrs. Chang saw the child, she cried out, glared at the young man Lu Xinghe, and put the still crying child on the altar in front of her.
Then, he touched the baby's belly a few times, took out a single-sided drum and a whip that looked like a wheat ear from under the altar, and started twisting the baby's body while sitting there.
I heard that they used to twist their legs while standing, but as they got older and couldn’t do it anymore, they could only dance while sitting.
This drum in the art world is King Wen's drum, and the whip is Erlang's mountain-driving whip.
As Mrs. Chang twisted her body, the rhythmic and clear tune came out of her mouth.
You know what, after the prayer was performed, the baby really stopped crying and stared at the whip drum in Old Lady Chang's hand with wide eyes.
"It's the Chang family's business! What are you looking for in my Hu family?" Before the child could be quiet for long, the crying started again.
Old Mrs. Chang shouted in a sharp voice.
What's more, after this shout, the baby stopped crying.
At this time, old lady Chang put down her whip and drum, took out a bottle of Sanlou and poured a large cup.
After glaring at Lu Xinghe, he pushed him directly in front of Lu Xinghe.
"You have too much evil spirit on you, and you scared the immortal in me. Drink this cup of wine, apologize to the immortal, and be my helper!"
Lu Xinghe:? ? ? ?
What does this have to do with me.
However, after seeing the baby's affectionate eyes and the expectant look in his mouth, Lu Xinghe's heart softened and he directly drank four taels of wine in one gulp.
In other words, he came here by ox cart. If it were in the future, he would not dare to drink all day long.
After all, don't drive after drinking, this sentence has been engraved in our bones.
Seeing Lu Xinghe gulp down the wine, Old Lady Chang swung the whip and beat Lu Xinghe.
Even though she had difficulty moving, when she waved her arms she was as gentle as a snake.
When the baby lost interest again and continued to cry with his eyes closed, Mrs. Chang suddenly opened her eyes.
Pointing at Lu Xinghe, he continued, “Put the baby on this young man’s arm, with its head facing inward and its hand holding the chicken.
Give this guy a pat on the back! ”
The corners of Lu Xinghe's mouth twitched wildly. Is this a scam?
Lu Xinghe, who had experience in the afterlife, couldn't hear it at this moment, but he had lived two lifetimes.
According to what Old Lady Chang said, isn't this just like the way people in later generations hold babies in an airplane?
Generally, after drinking milk, the baby needs to hold the stomach to pass the gas, which is called burping in later generations. Otherwise, the baby's stomach will be bloated and cause stomachache.
Moreover, children should not eat too much at one meal. If they eat too much, they will not digest the food and will easily get intestinal gas or stomach bloating.
Just look at the abundant food rations the child's mother has. It's obvious that she doesn't care whether the child is hungry or not. When the child is about to leak milk, she just stuffs it into the baby's mouth.
If my milk doesn't swell, wouldn't that thing also be painful?
However, this is hard for babies, as they have to endure so much "suffering" that many adults envy at such a young age.
Lu Xinghe was reluctant at first. If he patted the child too lightly or too heavily, the old lady, who loved the child so much, would definitely fight with him.
However, the child's mother didn't care about all that at this time, and she rushed to Lu Xinghe in one step.
She kept begging, and Lu Xinghe was covered in the smell of milk.
Envious of the king, he almost pushed Lu Xinghe away and sat down on him to feel it.
Lu Xinghe had no choice but to reach out and grab the baby's penis. He supported the baby's back with his other hand and with a force, he let the baby lie on his arm.
“Pah pah pah…”
The hollow palms patted the baby's back rhythmically.
After just a few pats, the baby started farting and spitting up milk.
After spitting out the last mouthful of milk, her face stopped whimpering. She closed her eyes, hugged Lu Xinghe's arm tightly, and fell asleep.
The mother of the child saw this and could no longer care about the child. She hugged Lu Xinghe's head tightly in her arms, and her tears flowed like a stream:
"Mom, thank you so much. If I couldn't keep this child, how would I live?"
Old Madam Chang looked at Lu Xinghe with a half-smile, and whispered to the old aunt: "This Pan girl has a miserable life. She was born strong, but she didn't save her eldest son. That was her fate. Now she has given birth to another boy. You must not embarrass Pan girl in the future."
Sometimes it is not necessary to drink milk, and many people cannot digest the substances in raw milk.
Lu Xinghe's physique is like this. He gets diarrhea as soon as he drinks raw milk.
However, after listening to what Old Lady Chang said, Lu Xinghe couldn't help but feel "pity" for this little Pan girl.
After asking the old aunt, I found out that the host's surname is indeed Wu Hou.
Then he patiently explained the scientific parenting methods of later generations: "Feed the baby when he cries, squeeze out the milk when he is in pain, or let him drink less soup. Also, either hold him on your shoulders or in an airplane hold. After feeding, pat his back more often, and the burp will go away."
Wang Daba stared at Pan Yatou and said hurriedly, "We are from Chaihe Brigade, not far from this forest farm. If you have any problems, come to the forest farm to find me. I'm Wang Daba, and I'll take you to find my brother!"
Lu Xinghe shone on the bald man again and said, "The mother-in-law is right here. Why are you introducing yourself so much? Aren't you afraid that if something happens in the future, they will go directly to your house."
However, the half-smile on Mrs. Chang's face at this moment made Lu Xinghe feel upset.
Did he just say something wrong?
still. . . Is this a test given to him by Mrs. Chang?
Continue read on readnovelmtl.com
