“How many steps does it take to put an elephant in a refrigerator?”
"What is an elephant? What is a refrigerator?"
Opposite Lu Xinghe, Wang Nizi, with an anxious look on her face, asked confusedly.
"Yeah, you guys don't know yet, how many steps does it take to put the bear into the phone bill bag?"
Wang Nizi was completely confused at this time.
She came here to secretly persuade Lu Xinghe not to catch Xiong Ba.
How does it get involved with putting the bear in the bag again?
Wang Nizi is from the militia. Such a big incident happened in the county that has already harmed the public security.
They had already been notified of the situation and the reward had been issued.
However, the police with guns were unable to capture Xiong Ba.
In their militia team, no one has ever touched a gun. Who would dare to stop the villagers from fighting Daxiongba?
But unexpectedly, his elder brother came back with a can of malted milk and said that the three brothers were going to fish for bear cub.
Everything is ready, and we'll set off early tomorrow morning.
And tell Wang Nizi not to tell anyone.
After hearing this, Wang Nizi hurried to persuade Lu Xinghe.
"Brother Lu, please don't do that. That thing is so scary. You can't kill it even with a gun. I heard it's several times bigger than a black bear.
Just don't go. Don't worry, if you have no money, I will support you. Ahem, my sister-in-law and I will support you together."
Wang Nizi thought Lu Xinghe was doing this to make money.
Otherwise, who would take the risk to deal with that thing?
"Is it your brother who said that? I know that tiger's mouth is like the waist of cotton pants.
It's okay, Nizi, don't worry, I will definitely bring your brother back safely."
"Brother! That's not what I meant. Whether he lives or dies has nothing to do with me. What I meant is that you don't go and don't get hurt."
Wang Nizi, who had always believed in Lu Xinghe, was really panicked this time.
I even felt a little resentful towards He Xiaoyu.
If Lu Xinghe hadn't married He Xiaoyu, he wouldn't have been able to work so hard in the mountains. He used to be just a farm guard.
Just stroll in the fields. It doesn’t matter how much you earn. As long as I see Lu Xinghe every day, I’ll be happy.
But now, we go up the mountains to hunt tigers, and go to the grasslands to hunt wild wolves.
Now they have to fight Xiong Ba again. In order to let He Xiaoyu live a good life, Lu Xinghe has not had a single day of peace.
"Oh, you are such a naughty girl. It's really okay. Just go set a trap. Don't worry, but don't tell my family."
Lu Xinghe tried to comfort Wang Nizi for a long time and finally calmed her down.
When she heard about beating Xiong Ba, even Wang Nizi became like this. If He Xiaoyu and Li Qin knew about it.
Then don’t blow up the temple!
After all, people nowadays have nothing to do, so they like to chat about family matters.
Such a big thing happened in the county that almost everyone in the village knew about it.
In their mouths, Daxiongba had a mouth full of fangs, was even taller than the red pine, and more terrifying than the Black and White Impermanence.
They specialize in eating people and don't even spit out the bones.
In just one day, Xiong Ba had grown to a size not much bigger than Hei Xia Zi, and was taller than three houses put together.
"Okay, I understand. You must come back safely. If you run into any danger, let my brother take over.
He has thick skin and a weak brain, and even the bear tyrant would despise him."
Lu Xinghe smiled and nodded.
Farewell to this most beautiful sister in the world.
Before it got completely dark, Lu Xinghe began to prepare food for the dog.
Generally speaking, when taking Lai Fu up the mountain to hunt, it is enough to feed him in the morning, but he must be fed half full.
Otherwise, the dog will not feel hungry when going up the mountain and will become lazy.
After all, when a dog chases prey, it is essentially an act of pouncing on its prey.
If the dog is full, it will be too lazy to catch prey.
After all, we are going to catch Xiong Ba tomorrow.
Maybe it will be a protracted war.
A dog's stomach must not be empty. The cornmeal and meat soup it eats on a daily basis cannot last long.
So you have to start feeding meat one day in advance when you see the top prey in the mountains like Xiong Ba.
If a dog has nothing in its stomach, it will definitely run away at the first moment and will not have the courage to fight at all.
He Xiaoyu was standing by the window at this time and saw Lu Xinghe's behavior was different from before.
Thinking of the villagers talking about Xiong Ba, he seemed to have guessed something.
As she and Wang Nizi were not in agreement, she did not intervene or persuade them, but quietly took out the bear fat that was almost finished.
Start kneading the dough in a large basin.
Put the dough in warm water to let it rise for a while, and then start making bear fat pancakes quietly.
Although occasionally a few drops of flavored water fall into the noodles.
But when Lu Xinghe entered the room, she instantly regained her smile.
"Well, honey, I want to eat bear fat pancakes. I'll make some while there's still fire. Do you want to eat it? If you do, I'll make some for you."
"Oh, bear fat pancake!" Lu Xinghe was stunned when he heard it.
There is only a little bear oil left. I plan to add some stamen and galangal oil to it in the summer and make it into a face mask to prevent it from being cracked by the wind in the winter.
I didn't expect my girl to be so greedy.
However, Lu Xinghe would never be dissatisfied with whatever He Xiaoyu wanted to eat.
As we have to go up the mountain tomorrow, bringing bear fat pancakes is the best choice.
"Eat! My wife, get some more. I'll bring some up the mountain these days. Hehehe, don't forget Brother Ye and Daiba. Get them all out too."
"Hey, I'm steaming some meat strips for you."
"That's even worse!"
The steamed meat strips that He Xiaoyu mentioned are a special cooking method in the northeastern border area.
It’s actually very similar to making beef jerky.
Generally, every family has plenty of beef, roe deer meat, or bear meat, which are meats with coarser shreds.
Then cut the meat into strips and apply salt and chili powder evenly.
Then leave it in the wind to dry.
When you are ready to eat, steam it in a pot.
After drying, it basically tastes like beef jerky.
Ten pounds of meat produces one pound of meat strips.
It tastes good and still keeps you full.
At this moment, Lu Xinghe's mind was full of how to beat Xiong Ba, and he didn't notice anything unusual about He Xiaoyu.
Lying on the warm kang, I kept thinking about the various situations I might encounter with Xiong Ba.
And start practicing again and again.
This was a skill Lu Xinghe learned from business negotiations in his previous life.
It takes a lot of brainpower.
However, after his rebirth, he has never encountered anything that could make him so serious.
Soon, he fell into a drowsy sleep.
Day 1.
Lu Xinghe got up early, just like he did before going up the mountain.
Start putting on your leggings and checking your equipment, not missing any details.
Then the dog is fed again, still pure meat.
A dog fed in this way will have more energy when climbing mountains. If it were to drink cornmeal porridge, it would probably have diarrhea halfway through the run.
Ready to play all the things.
He Xiaoyu also got up and reheated the bear fat pancake.
Assemble the cooled meat strips.
Only then did he hold back his tears and waved goodbye to Lu Xinghe and Ye Bufan.
"What's wrong with Xiaoyu? Why is she crying? Aren't they just going up the mountain to catch some game?"
Lu Qi glanced at He Xiaoyu and hurried forward to comfort her.
"Did you have a fight last night?"
"No way, Mom! I just miss home. After seeing my sister a few days ago, I missed my dad..."
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