Chen Fan bought a lot of things for his parents when he went home this time.

Buy mom a down jacket and cotton boots, buy dad a cotton jacket with lots of pockets and a pack of cigarettes.

In addition, there are some Yunhai specialties.

Chen Fan understood the two elders very well. They were used to living a hard life and were frugal in the countryside, so Chen Fan did not buy them those flashy gifts.

Even so, I was still scolded by my parents.

"Just take care of yourself and don't buy anything for us."

During the meal, Dad drank a glass of wine and became noticeably more talkative.

Mother Li Jinqiu beside him immediately said, "This is your first month's salary from working. It would be nice if I could buy you something. Why are you nagging me?"

Chen Jianye said in a muffled voice: "Keep this money for yourself. You are studying alone and your parents can't help you much. It's better to have some money on hand than not being able to get it when you need it."

Chen Fan nodded with a smile, "Dad, I'll remember that."

At night, when she went to bed, Li Jinqiu complained about her husband.

"My son finally came back, so I bought you something to show my filial piety. You kept nagging me all night long."

Chen Jianye sat at the head of the bed and smoked.

"What do you know? I'm teaching you not to waste money."

"Buying things for you is just a waste of money, right?"

Li Jinqiu snorted coldly: "You are really kind-hearted but you are not good enough to feed the donkey."

"Alright, my son has grown up, so don't act like a parent and educate him all day long."

Chen Jianye glared and said, "Even if you are old, I am still your elder. I can educate you."

Seeing his wife getting angry, Chen Jianye waved his hands quickly.

"Okay, okay, I won't say that anymore."

"Go to bed quickly."

After saying this, he pinched a cigarette and turned off the light.

Chen Fan was lying on the familiar bed, curled up in the quilt, texting Su Ruochu on his cell phone.

"I just got home."

Su Ruochu: "Is Lu Xiao okay?"

Chen Fan: "Nothing. It's a pity that I didn't meet any beautiful women to rape me."

Su Ruochu: "Just think about good things. Even if the beautiful woman in the family rapes you, she won't rape you."

Chen Fan: "Hehe, only my wife appreciates my beauty."

"Wife, can I make a phone call?"

Su Ruochu: "No. My parents will hear it."

Chen Fan: "Hide under the covers and whisper."

Su Ruochu: "I don't..."

Chen Fan: "I miss you. I want to hear your voice."

A few seconds later, Su Ruochu called.

Chen Fan immediately became excited and quickly hid under the quilt.

Press answer and speak carefully.

"Hello."

"What are you doing?"

Su Ruochu's voice on the other end of the phone was soft and shy.

"Now that I hear that, I'm worried."

"No. Let's talk for a few more words."

Peaceful silence.

Through the phone, the two seemed to be able to clearly hear each other's breathing and heartbeat.

Finally, Chen Fan spoke.

"Did you miss me?"

"Um?"

"How much do you think?"

"Very much."

"Wife, has your aunt left yet?"

"Bah." Su Ruochu said coquettishly, "I won't tell you."

Chen Fan said coquettishly, "Wife, please let Auntie go quickly. We can't study radish picking next time, can we?"

"you……"

Su Ruochu blushed and said, "Who said there will be a next time? You are dreaming."

Chen Fan smiled and said, "If you don't come with me next time, then I can only find someone else for next time."

"Go, go, go quickly."

"Would you rather have someone else pick my radishes for me?"

"Chen Fan..."

Su Ruochu's voice suddenly became a little higher.

"You have no shame."

Chen Fan smiled and joked, "Wife, have you dreamed about me these past two days?"

"I won't tell you."

"Say it, say it, say it..."

"Oh, you are so annoying. You dreamed."

"What are we doing in the dream?"

"I won't tell you."

"You didn't dream that we were picking radishes in the hotel for the first time, did you?"

Su Ruchu said nothing.

Chen Fan continued to chatter.

"Wife, it's not good to always dream about this. We can't always pick radishes. Next time, come with me to the hotel and I'll teach you how to play poker..."

Su Ruochu remained silent.

"Wife, are you asleep?"

Chen Fan asked twice before Su Ruochu's embarrassed voice came from the other end of the phone.

"I... don't want to pay attention to you."

"Why?"

"You are a hooligan."

"How is that possible! How can this be called hooliganism? This is clearly a little fun between lovers."

Su Ruchu suddenly said something.

"You look so familiar with this, have you ever played with other girls?

Chen Fan coughed dryly and said quickly, "Don't make a fuss. I'm a timid person."

Su Ruochu suddenly asked, "Do you guys all like this kind of thing?"

Chen Fan smiled and said, "Food and sex are human nature, and it's human nature."

Su Ruochu's voice was a little awkward, "Is that kind of thing really that good?"

"OK."

“Have you ever experienced this?”

“…”

Chen Fan almost spit out something, but stopped himself in fright.

"I don't have any."

"Then how do you know?"

"Ahem, my roommate Jack has experienced it. He said it was an unprecedented feeling of happiness. It was the communication and splendor between the body and the soul!"

"Bah! You're just being a hooligan and you're calling me so literary."

"Wife, when can we experience this together?"

“I won’t experience it with you.”

Chen Fan sighed: "How can you give birth to a child for me if you don't experience it with me?"

"Yes, my wife, reach out and touch her breasts. They are not big at all."

"Because we're going to the cafeteria in the future, you have to let me give you massages often..."

"You...are so shameless."

Su Ruochu blushed, "I...I won't."

Chen Fan sighed, "Alas, son, it seems that you are destined to be hungry in the future."

"Your mother won't let you expand the cafeteria..."

"You...what are you talking about!"

"Wife, are you wearing pajamas now?"

"What are you doing wearing it?"

"Where's your underwear?"

"What do you want?

"Are you wearing it?"

"Put on."

"What color?"

“…”

"White."

"Take it off..."

"What do you want?"

"Hey, take off your clothes first."

"I don't……"

Chen Fan's voice was trembling with excitement.

"Take it off first, then put your hands down gently..."

Beep...

Chen Fan was stunned, and the phone hung up.

Chen Fan smiled bitterly.

In the past, when we looked at those Internet celebrities, they could make the female netizens excited with just a few words.

How come when I get here, I find it's not that simple.

Alas, my wife is still too shy.

I will have to practice more in the future.

Chen Fan slept comfortably, but he didn't know that Su Ruchu on the other side couldn't sleep at all.

All that was in her mind was what Chen Fan had just said to her on the phone.

Especially thinking back to that night at the hotel two days ago.

Su Ruochu's little face became even redder and hotter.

"Damn Chen Fan, bad Chen Fan, big bad bastard!"

Su Ruchu couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning. He had no choice but to grab a teddy bear beside him and pinch it as if it were someone.

I was so drowsy that I couldn't fall asleep at all, and certain images kept turning over and over in my mind.

As a good girl in the eyes of her parents and an excellent student in the eyes of her teachers, Su Ruchu encountered this situation for the first time, and she felt both embarrassed and nervous...

Half an hour later, Su Ruchu got up, turned on the light, went to the bathroom, and came back to change her underwear.

Lying in the quilt with a red face, Su Ruchu was both embarrassed and annoyed.

"You bad bastard, it's all your fault..."