"What movie?"
Chen Fan asked casually.
"Flirting Scholar."
Ma Xiaoshuai put the disc into the DVD player while speaking.
"This movie is good. Very funny."
Song Linlin introduced the movie to Su Ruochu next to her with a smile: "I remember the first time I saw this movie, I laughed my ass off."
Su Ruochu smiled and replied: "I like watching Stephen Chow's movies."
Ma Xiaoshuai smiled bitterly: "I guess you've all seen it? How about... change it?"
Song Linlin shook her head immediately.
"No. Just look at this."
"This movie is hilarious no matter how many times I watch it. It's really good..."
Before I could finish my words, a picture suddenly appeared on the TV screen opposite me without any warning.
It was a scene of a naked man and a naked woman fighting on the bed.
The sudden scene made the sound in the entire living room stop instantly.
Click.
The watermelon rind in Song Linlin's hand fell to the ground.
Chen Fan stared at the screen with his eyes wide open, and Ma Xiaoshuai's eyeballs almost popped out.
At such an embarrassing moment, Ma Xiaoshuai subconsciously said something that would go down in black history.
"This... is there a teacher named Ran Muto in Flirting Scholar?"
The atmosphere suddenly became awkward, as if time had stopped.
In the dead silence, the hoarse voice of the beautiful actress on TV was still echoing.
"Oh, buy a CD... oh, buy a CD..."
Su Ruchu was the first to react and turned his head away immediately.
"ah……"
Song Linlin screamed, immediately covered her face with her hands, stomped her feet and cursed.
"Ma Xiaoshuai, you want to die."
Ma Xiaoshuai has already started frantically pressing the remote control.
As a result, I panicked and pressed the volume up button.
Good guy.
It really penetrates the sky...
Chen Fan sat stiffly on the sofa, and it took him a long time to reveal a look of confusion.
Ma Xiaoshuai had already dropped the remote control, rushed over quickly, and hurriedly ejected the disc.
"Ma Xiaoshuai! You...you are a big rascal!"
Song Linlin was still screaming.
Ma Xiaoshuai looked so aggrieved that he wanted to cry but had no tears.
"It really has nothing to do with me. These discs were taken out by Lao Chen."
Good guy, you actually want me to take the blame.
Chen Fan said decisively: "It's none of my business. I didn't know when I bought it. The boss packed up all the plates in the stall for me."
Ma Xiaoshuai immediately fell into the well.
"Look. You made a fuss because you didn't check it carefully, right?"
After saying this, he kept blinking at Chen Fan.
Good brother, please help me get through this first.
Chen Fan glared at the other person unhappily.
My girlfriend 껩 is here. If she wants me to take the blame alone, there’s no way.
"You two are both big hooligans..."
Song Linlin screamed loudly.
"I'm so angry that I'm watching such unhealthy things!"
Chen Fan immediately put on an innocent expression.
"Linlin, I am innocent. I have never seen this thing before. Ma Xiaoshuai recognized the woman's name at first sight."
WDNMD!
Ma Xiaoshuai was so angry that he sat up straight instantly.
Damn! People would stick their necks out for their brothers, but you stab me for your brothers, right?
Don't blame me for being rude.
Ma Xiaoshuai immediately shouted, "Ruchu, don't listen to his nonsense. Maybe Chen Fan bought these unhealthy things on purpose so that he could secretly look at them alone..."
After saying this, he looked at Chen Fan proudly and said, "Let's die together."
"Ah, stop talking nonsense. Throw this thing away right now."
Hearing Song Linlin yelling, Ma Xiaoshuai stood up helplessly.
"Okay, okay, don't scream yet, I'll throw it now."
Song Linlin kicked the cardboard box next to her.
"Throw these away in one piece."
"Ah?" Ma Xiaoshuai immediately showed a reluctant expression.
"How about throwing these away?"
Song Linlin snorted coldly: "Who knows if these are the same."
At this moment, Chen Fan decisively stood on the same front with Ma Xiaoshuai.
"No. This must have been a misunderstanding. Maybe the boss put the wrong plate when packaging it."
"A low-probability event."
After saying that, he looked at Su Ruchu and said, "Wife, this is a very low probability event. You have to believe me."
Su Ruochu's little face was red and she was still shy.
"Throw this away first. Check all these things and throw away what needs to be thrown away."
Since his wife had spoken, Chen Fan nodded.
"As you say."
After saying that, he kicked Ma Xiaoshuai.
"Why are you still standing there? Why don't you check it out?"
Ma Xiaoshuai sighed, picked up a disc from the box and prepared to put it into the DVD player.
Seeing this scene, Song Linlin screamed again.
"What the hell, do you want to be checked here?"
Ma Xiaoshuai looked innocent, "What else? If I don't play it, how would I know which one to throw away..."
At this time Su Ruchu suddenly spoke.
"You two should move upstairs to the attic and check. There is a TV in the attic."
"good."
Ma Xiaoshuai immediately stood up, picked up the box and ran upstairs.
"Mr. Chen, bring the DVD."
Chen Fan had no choice but to take down the DVD and take it to the attic.
As a result, when I entered the attic, I found Ma Xiaoshuai looking through the discs in the box with great excitement.
"Fuck, you almost killed me."
Chen Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Who made your luck so bad?"
Ma Xiaoshuai was very excited and laughed.
"But man, we're rich. I just found a lot more under this box."
Chen Fan was stunned: "Is it true?"
Ma Xiaoshuai pulled out a dozen discs from the bottom of the box as if performing magic.
I didn't verify it this time, because just looking at the disc's packaging cover is definitely enough to stimulate the eyes.
Chen Fan squatted down and picked it up, "Throw it away quickly."
"Throw?"
Ma Xiaoshuai glared and quickly reached out to grab the disc.
"You really are stupid. Are you really stupid or are you just pretending to be stupid?"
Chen Fan was puzzled: "What's wrong?"
Ma Xiaoshuai stroked the discs as if he had discovered treasures.
"Brother, look carefully. These are all treasures."
"Many of these movies are nowhere to be found online. They are absolutely unique."
Chen Fan rolled his eyes speechlessly.
"As for you?"
"As for...?"
Ma Xiaoshuai glared at him and said, "I don't allow you to say that about my enlightenment teacher."
"Which boy hasn't secretly read the works of these teachers when he was young and ignorant?"
“Isn’t it their hard work that opened the door to a new world for us?”
"How can you not see it? What's the difference between you and someone who has finished his meal and then curses the chef?"
Chen Fan was stunned when he heard this.
"Brother, I give in. I give in, okay?"
"You're not a fake awesome guy, you're the real awesome guy. I'm ashamed of myself."
"But don't blame me for not reminding you, the two ladies are watching downstairs."
Ma Xiaoshuai chuckled and said, "They don't know the actual situation."
"Then I'll just take two disc covers and let them check them. They won't be embarrassed to look at them."
Ma Xiaoshuai spoke of his plan with a proud look on his face.
Chen Fan was speechless: "I don't care how you deal with it, but you can't hide here with me."
"You are not allowed to watch the equipment here."
Ma Xiaoshuai immediately gave Chen Fan a disdainful look.
"Look at what you have accomplished."
"Who said that if you leave these things, you have to see them."
"Do you understand collecting?"
"This is called commemorating my lost youth."
Chen Fan bent down and rummaged through the box. After confirming that there was no such film, he picked up the box and turned to walk towards the door.
"You can pay your respects here by yourself. I won't care about you anymore."
Ma Xiaoshuai held a stack of films and shouted at Chen Fan's back.
"Hey, you really don't want it?"
"How about I leave one for you so you can study with your girlfriend tonight?"
Chen Fantou didn't go downstairs.
"Thank you for your kindness. I don't like this stuff."
Ma Xiaoshuai shook his head with disdain.
"Hypocritical, too hypocritical. I despise it."