"You're so stupid! Didn't you use diapers when you were a kid?"

Wu Di complained about Ma Xiaoshuai.

"How can urine be as wet as this thing?" Ma Xiaoshuai retorted.

"What's the difference? Aren't they both sticking to the buttocks?"

"One for urine, one for blood."

Wu Di was stunned, and finally gave Ma Xiaoshuai a thumbs up, admitting defeat.

Luo Wenjie took a sanitary napkin and studied it carefully.

"It's the largest size. It looks like the senior sister has a pretty big butt."

"At the level of a butt."

Wu Di cursed with a smile.

"You can see this? You are really strong."

Luo Wenjie shook his head with a look of regret.

"Oh, I thought I could find some underwear and stockings left by my senior. I was so excited for nothing."

"Depend on!"

"Grass!"

"day!"

"This guy is a gangster. Everyone stay away from him."

All right.

It only took Luo Wenjie half a minute to instantly ruin the handsome and sunny image he had when they first met.

"This note."

Han Xu took out a note from the box.

There was a line of words written on it in beautiful handwriting.

"Dear juniors, welcome to my dormitory. I have prepared this gift for you. I hope you enjoy it."

After reading the note, Luo Wenjie gritted his teeth.

"It was intentional. It must have been intentional."

"Even though he knew we were his juniors, he still told us to use it as we wished."

"This is clearly a deliberate mockery of us."

"Forget it, you misunderstood what the teacher meant."

Chen Fan couldn't help it anymore, so he stood up and gently pushed Ma Xiaoshuai away.

Reach into the box and pick up a few sanitary napkins.

"What are you doing?"

Chen Fan said nothing, took out the military boots he had just received tonight, and stuffed the sanitary napkin into them.

Seeing this scene, the eyes of several older boys lit up instantly.

"Damn. So there's this trick."

Wu Di reacted first and rushed directly towards the box.

"It's mine, don't try to steal it from me."

"Fuck, shame on you, I was the first to notice it."

"Distribute evenly, no one can take more..."

After finally dividing up the sanitary napkins, Luo Wenjie stuffed them into his shoes while sighing with regret.

"What a nice senior, it would be nice if you could leave a contact form."

Ma Xiaoshuai, who was standing by, hit him deliberately.

"Don't forget that my father is a graduate student, at least four years older than you."

"And who knows how many boyfriends you've had in your four years at university."

"Can your 0.1 refill fit in my 1.0 barrel?"

Luo Wenjie was slightly stunned, and finally couldn't help but curse at Ma Xiaoshuai.

"Fuck, you're so cruel!"

Finally I tidied up, turned off the lights and lay down on the bed.

On the first night of college life, everyone was so excited that they couldn't sleep.

So Wu Di proposed to launch a new traditional project.

There are six dormitories, each arranged in size according to the child's date of birth.

After some discussion, Wu Di was the eldest, Luo Wenjie was the youngest, Sun Hao, the youngest, was the third, and Chen Fan was the fourth.

The simple Han Xu was the fifth child, and Ma Xiaoshuai became the youngest.

No. 1.

Military training officially begins.

All freshmen were divided into areas according to their colleges and lined up on the playground.

Chen Fan was standing in the queue chatting with a few of his roommates, but his eyes were always searching the class team.

By the time the team started to enter the playground, Chen Fan had already scanned every student in the class three times.

His mood suddenly became very depressed.

No Su Ruchu.

The two were not assigned to the same class.

Chen Fan began to search the group of students from other classes around him.

However, the School of Economics and Management is a large campus of Yunhai University, and there are too many students.

Moreover, they were all wearing the same military training uniforms. It was quite a technical job to find Su Ruchu among a crowd of one or two thousand people.

Chen Fan didn't find Su Ruchu until he entered the playground and started lining up.

I can only give up for the time being and plan to look for it again during my lunch break.

The instructors entered in an orderly line.

Soon, a short-haired instructor who was only about 1.7 meters tall ran towards Chen Fan's class.

The girls gasped.

Luo Wenjie, who was standing next to Chen Fan, was very unhappy.

"What are you talking about? Is this the handsome guy?"

Line up, familiarize yourself with the military training, and then stand in military posture.

On the first day of military training, we did nothing for the whole morning except standing at attention.

When the instructor announced the end of the training, the team immediately burst into wailing.

My waist is almost broken.

"Old Four, hurry up! Hold me up. My old waist is about to break."

Luo Wenjie grabbed Chen Fan's shoulders and howled in pain, like a pig being slaughtered.

Chen Fan and Wu Di helped this guy meet up with Ma Xiaoshuai, and they all walked towards the cafeteria together.

Generally speaking, this kind of scene of six people in a dormitory doing activities together can only be seen when freshmen just enter school.

After the military training is over, everyone gradually adapts to the pace of college, and roommates may go their separate ways due to habit, love, or close relationships.

By then, it would be basically impossible to meet six people in one dormitory and go to a restaurant to eat together.

Seeing Luo Wenjie limping while holding his waist while walking, Ma Xiaoshuai couldn't help but complain.

"Brother, are you sure?"

"Everyone is practicing the same subject as you, why are you the only one who is like this?"

"This is the first one."

Luo Wenjie waved his hands, looking painful.

"What a mistake. What a mistake."

"Brothers, yesterday was the last day of college report, and my high school girlfriend and I had our last breakup sex."

"MD, I accidentally lost control and played too many tricks."

"The result is that my waist can't take it anymore..."

Wu Di simply pushed the guy away.

"Fuck, are you showing off? Are you showing off on purpose?"

Luo Wenjie smiled bitterly.

"I'm not bragging. We were thinking about breaking up at the time, so I had to give it my all and make sure she would never forget me."

"Get lost. I'd be a fool to trust you."

During the dorm talk last night, Chen Fanji learned about his five roommates.

Among the five boys, only the eldest brother Luo Wenjie and the third brother Sun Hao have girlfriends.

But now Chen Fan remains skeptical about what Luo Wenjie said.

However, the girlfriend of the third brother Sun Hao is real.

The two were in a long-distance relationship and had their first long-distance call before going to bed last night.

After finishing his meal in the cafeteria, Chen Fan said goodbye to Ji Ji.

"You guys go back to the bedroom first. I'm going to go out for something."

"What are you doing?"

Wu Di asked curiously, "It's best not to run around during military training. Students will catch you and you'll lose points."

"I'm going to the girls' dormitory."

After saying this, Chen Fan ran away in a flash.

The five of them were left staring at each other.

"Where did Lao Si just say he was going?"

"It seems to be...the girls' dormitory?"

Luo Wenjie asked curiously, "Does Lao Si have a girlfriend?"

This made several people confused again.

"During the bedside chat last night, it seems that the fourth brother didn't mention this."

Wu Di guessed: "Could it be that Lao Si has already found the target he has chosen?"

Luo Wenjie suddenly clenched his fist in excitement.

"Hey, I remember that during the military training just now, the fourth child was not honest and kept looking back and forth at the other female teams."

"That look, his eyeballs are about to pop out of his head."

Now everyone is even more curious.

"Is it true that the fourth brother has already become the target?"

"I didn't realize that. The fourth brother was the most low-key yesterday and spoke very little. I thought he was the most honest. I didn't expect him to be so cunning."

Wu Di, however, had a look of admiration on his face.

"Comrades, even the most honest-looking Lao Si has been targeted."

"A sense of urgency, a sense of urgency..."