"Delicious, so delicious! It's even better than what you get at restaurants!" Guan Yi ate them one after another, crunching them down.
"Eat slowly, aren't you afraid of choking?" Old Man Guan said irritably.
"Have some porridge," Sister Liu served Guan Yi a bowl of porridge.
"Eight Treasure Porridge, Sister-in-law, your cooking is so authentic! The pickled vegetables are delicious too. Brother, you've really gone all out. I'm so unlucky to be with you!" Guan Yi said, eating as he went.
Old Man Guan: "Eating can't shut your mouth. Hurry up and finish your food, then get out!"
"Brother, I'll go look at houses in a bit. I want to live with you and eat at your house every day." After this meal, Guan Yi became even more attached to Old Man Guan.
Old Man Guan's face turned ashen with anger. "I've only had my first meal here, and you want to come every day? How dare you be so shameless?"
Guan Yi: "My elder brother is like a father, and my elder sister-in-law is like a mother. Don't even think about leaving me to live a good life."
Old Man Guan: "I'm not your biological brother."
Guan Yi: "You're the head of the family, closer than a blood brother. You're obligated to take care of me. I was away for decades, and you got off easy. You'll have to make it up to me later."
Old Guan was so angry he was panting heavily.
Sister Liu smiled, thinking that the old man had finally met his match.
Guan Yi, feeling stuffed, wandered around the room, clutching his stomach. "Sister-in-law's cooking is really good. Brother, did you fall for her cooking skills? Why were you in such a hurry to marry her?"
Old Man Guan: "If you can speak, then speak. If you can't, then the dogs at this table are all here. Finish your food and get out of here, don't get in my way."
Guan Yi: "I'm here on important business. My grandson is eager to get married. If we don't arrange a wedding for him soon, he'll become a monk. Brother, the child is quite pitiful. Why don't we let the two children register their marriage first, so we can have a grandson sooner?"
Old Man Guan… “Is this something you can say to the woman’s family?”
Guan Yi: "You're both the man and the woman, we're all family, so let's not beat around the bush. But it concerns the next head of the family, you can't take this lightly."
Old Guan... what a terrible thing to do! Why did he have to acknowledge such a relative? Isn't he just asking for trouble?
"Forget about being the head of the family, who would be the head of the family then? The wedding must proceed according to procedure; skipping a single step is unacceptable! What a pipe dream!"
Guan Yi: "Alright, my grandson is marrying into the family. You prepare the house, and how much will you give as a bride price? We're all family, so it doesn't need to be too much, just enough to save face."
Old Man Guan clutched his chest. "You came here specifically to annoy me, didn't you?"
Guan Yi was completely innocent. "Brother, why are you saying that? I didn't say anything wrong. You don't want to give a bride price? That's going too far. The child should be listed under your name in the family genealogy. You're not contributing anything. Aren't you bullying an honest person?"
Old Guan pressed his back teeth, unable to see any honesty in this old man. "Here, I'll give you everything. Just stay away from me in the future and don't come to my house."
"That's definitely not going to work. You're my older brother, why should I be further away? It can't be any further away. We've finished talking about the bride price. Well, let's set a date." Guan Yi, with his pregnant belly, was angry with Old Man Guan.
Old Guan's head was buzzing. "What did you say? What did you say?"
Guan Yi: "Just give me whatever you think is best. We're not picky. If it's not good, would you even be able to give it to us? You have no shame in giving it to us, but can you stand me nagging you every day?"
Old Man Guan... he can't take it anymore.
"Stop nagging! Just wait and see. Your mouth is more gossipy than dumpling filling. If your grandson is like you, I'll divorce him after he's had his sperm."
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