Chapter 1783: Food, Sex, and Nature



"Of course I know! What my mother, your aunt did was too obvious. However, I can accept her appearance. But her character is something that needs to be considered."

Girls should get married when they grow up. Ling Xiaotong has never had the idea of ​​finding a good man like her uncle and her own father like her sister Yuanyuan. As long as the man has good character, it will be fine. She will have to rely on herself to train him in the later stage.

Is Sister Tongtong willing to accept her aunt's arrangement? This is not her style. "You are tempted by beauty."

"Food and sex are human nature." Ling Xiaotong admitted shamelessly.

"Okay!" Zhou Yuan had nothing to say. The person her aunt pointed out to her was no worse than the one with her sister Tongtong. It was just that the room they entered at the beginning determined who her aunt would pair her up with.

Zhou thought, "..." That's how I originally planned it! Who knew that fate would cooperate with me, and you would cooperate with me too.

After hanging up the phone, Ling Xiaotong pulled a stool and sat down beside the bed. "Miss Yi, do you have feelings for me?"

Ling Xiaotong's directness startled Yi Xiangfan, but he was actually very happy. It was very inconvenient for him to lie in bed like this, and the fact that his cousin Tongtong was willing to communicate with him directly was a good start. "Yes, I have feelings for you, so I deliberately asked you to feed me water and fruit. I felt very sweet when you fed me."

"Don't say those sweet words," Ling Xiaotong waved her hand. "Sweet words are useless when you're trying to coax me. If you can say sweet words to me your whole life, that's what real talent is."

"Of course!" Yi Xiangfan assured immediately.

"Do you think I'll believe you? Life is long, and feelings can change. Shut up," Ling Xiaotong told him to shut up immediately when she saw he was about to say something else. "If you keep saying these lies, there's no need for us to talk anymore."

"Okay, I won't tell you until I officially take up the post, okay?"

"Yeah!" Ling Xiaotong nodded. "Now, I have a few questions. Answer them and I'll give you a chance to pursue me."

"Ask!"

"What should I do about your bad peach blossom?"

"I don't have any bad romantic opportunities. They were all snatched away by my two cousins."

Yi Xiangfan's words made Ling Xiaotong frown, "If you continue like this, it will be equivalent to giving up directly."

"Yes, yes, yes," I replied. "If any woman dares to approach me, I will run to my girlfriend and ask her to protect me."

"Get lost!" Ling Xiaotong was a little angry. "My dad never lets my mom worry about his romantic affairs. He handles them himself."

"Yes, I get it. If a woman dares to pounce on me, I will kick her away immediately. Only my girlfriend is qualified to stand by my side." Yi Xiangfan quickly expressed his opinion.

"Hmph! This is what you said, never forget it, and don't blame me for picking on you later." Ling Xiaotong looked at him indifferently.

Yi Xiangfan felt as if he had stepped into a hole he had dug himself, but he didn't know where the hole was. However, he had to keep stepping on it. "Yes, I said it, I will never forget it."

"Next question, what if your female colleague exploited her work position to frame me, causing you to make a mistake at work and be criticized by your boss and family? Even if this female colleague produced evidence accusing me of causing your mistake, and your boss, colleagues, and family believed her, then who would you trust?"

"You!" Yi Xiangfan, who had a strong desire to survive, immediately answered without hesitation, "Because if you were my girlfriend, wife, or mother, you would definitely not make such a stupid mistake. Even if you did, it would be because you were framed.

Therefore, I will trust you completely. At worst, I will resign and ask you to support me. Isn't there a popular saying on the Internet: 'You are responsible for being beautiful, and I am responsible for making money to support the family'?

If the time comes when I can't defend myself, if I can't clear your name, I'll just be as beautiful as a flower, and show them that if you can afford to support a beauty like me, you definitely won't make those stupid mistakes, right?"

"Yes!" Ling Xiaotong was quite satisfied with the answer. She raised her hand and touched his eyes and nose. "Actually, the most beautiful thing about you is your upturned eyes and your straight nose. If beauty misleads me, I will fix these two parts of your body. Believe me, no one will come to compete with me for them."

"Okay!" Yi Xiangfan was not afraid of Ling Xiaotong's intimidation at all. "As long as you still want me, I'm yours anyway. You can do whatever you want with me."

"It's too early to say that," Ling Xiaotong said, having touched enough, and retracted her hand. "One last question. This is a problem that men have been unable to solve since ancient times. Do you know what it is? Please write down the title and give the answer."

Dizzy!

Yi Xiangfan felt that he might have suffered a cerebral ischemia. Could this problem exist? "Can you give me a range?"

Ling Xiaotong thought about it and gave a hint, "Family."

Are there problems within the family that men have been unable to solve since ancient times?

Oh! He got it, but he knew the question, but where was the answer?

Since ancient times, men have been unable to solve this problem, which means they cannot have the best of both worlds, so they can only take care of one side. "Tongtong, I will definitely chase you. Your question is the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law problem, and my answer is that it is difficult to have both.

So, I choose my wife. My wife is the one who will grow old with me. She gave birth to my children. No matter whether she is virtuous or not, no matter whether she is filial or not, as long as she treats me well and stays with me until old age, I will always stand by her side.

As for my mother! She gave birth to my father's children, she served my father, my father's mother, and my father's son. My father should make up for her hard work, and it has nothing to do with my wife. I will be filial to her, and I will give her what she deserves during the holidays. If I have the ability to give her anything she wants besides supporting my wife and children, I will do my best. Otherwise, no. My wife will never be a poor little girl suppressed by her mother-in-law.

Ling Xiaotong didn't expect this guy to actually answer, and gave a passable answer, "One last question."

"Ask!"

"If your mother dislikes me so much that she forces you to choose between me and her, and you dare to choose me, she will die in front of you, what will you do?"

This is the most difficult choice! But he is not afraid, "I will go to my grandma."

"What's the reason?" Ling Xiaotong was curious about Yi Xiangfan's answer.

"Ask my grandma to perform her tricks in front of my dad, and put yourself in his shoes!" Use the trick of using the mother-in-law to suppress the mother-in-law! It will definitely work.

"Your grandma will be gone one day." Ling Xiaotong was not satisfied with this answer. It was actually the same as forcing a man to answer 'If your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, who will you save first?'

Yi Xiangfan just thought about it and immediately had the answer, "When my grandma is gone, I will ask her grandson to deal with her and ask her: 'I left with my mother, will you miss me?'

If she asks: Why do you ask?

Then her grandson will definitely tell her: "You forced my father to choose you because you thought a child should not leave his mother. Now that my mother has left, I must go with her."

In this way, if she still doesn't wake up, then there's no need for me to worry about the mother-son relationship anymore, right?"

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