Chapter 50 Don't read this chapter while you're eating! Don't read it! Don't read it! Don't read it!
Let's see what your mother thinks!
Li Honggang cursed inwardly.
Even if Jiang Jianni was very beautiful, when he was in such a state of physical instability, he couldn't appreciate her beauty.
But there were the Jiang family couple who had invited him over, and believers rushing over from outside.
Not wanting to lose face, he forced a smile and said:
"It's not an illness."
"It's just some everyday troubles."
He kindly explained, "Treating illness and the cycle of the five grains are not the same thing and should not be confused."
Even immortals crave food and drink. I am still a mortal, so naturally I cannot avoid the troubles of the cycle of food and drink.
Jiang Jiani was secretly laughing to death.
Unexpectedly, after the release of "Journey to the West," even the concept of the Five Grains Reincarnation was used by swindlers to deceive people.
She pretended not to understand: "How could they be different?"
"Master, have you never suffered from constipation?"
"The doctor said that constipation and diarrhea are both illnesses. Anyone who eats grains will have constipation or diarrhea."
It would have been better if she hadn't mentioned diarrhea. But as soon as she did, Li Honggang suddenly felt like he couldn't hold it in any longer. He struggled desperately to prevent the overwhelming urge to defecate from coming out.
At the same time, I felt a little strange. Why did I suddenly feel like I needed to poop?
Could it be the aftermath of cooking food?
But he only ate some meat and fish yesterday, nothing else.
Could it be that the fish and meat weren't fresh?
Very likely!
Thinking about this, Li Honggang even considered turning over the roof off the restaurant where he ate yesterday.
He used to think Jiang Jianni was beautiful, but now that he's feeling unwell and is being tormented by her, even a beauty has turned into a witch.
Seeing that more and more people were gathering at the door, Li Honggang, fearing he would embarrass himself, quickly said:
"I'll explain this to you later. Please step aside for a moment, I need to take care of some personal matters."
Jiang Jianni pretended not to understand and blinked again:
"But Master, I would like to understand the principles behind your use of Qigong to treat illnesses first."
She feigned shyness and glanced back at the expressionless Lu Xiangyang below: "Master, you should have heard my mother talk about it."
“My husband and I had only been married a short time when this happened, and I want him to get better quickly.”
"Master, you are such a kind and compassionate person, you should be able to understand my urgent desire to make my husband better, right?"
"So could you explain to me how you use Qigong to treat illnesses?"
"Is it enough to just press your hand on the affected area, or do you have to circulate the energy throughout your body via the eight extraordinary meridians, like in martial arts novels, to force out the pain?"
After muttering something in English, he quickly explained, "Master, I didn't mean to dig out your secrets."
"I graduated from university and have read a lot of books, but none of them explained how qigong can cure diseases."
People who came to see the master for treatment also started shouting incoherently:
"Yes, yes, Master, please tell us how you treat illnesses."
"We didn't get a clear look at the doctor you were treating earlier."
"Yes, yes, Master, please don't treat yourself so quickly. Slow down and let us see it clearly."
She smiled sheepishly: "Master, you see, this isn't just my wish; everyone understands this and doesn't want to be confused."
"Once people know what happened, they'll spread the word about your reputation and how amazing you are."
She glanced at Lu Xiangyang again, but this time the smile wasn't sweet and alluring; instead, it was wary and disappointed.
Her voice became very low, as if afraid that Lu Xiangyang would hear her: "Master, I'm not afraid to tell you something from the bottom of my heart."
“I’m still so young, I really don’t want to become a widow so early, especially a living widow.”
Li Honggang immediately perked up, feeling that he had understood her hint.
Before she could even manage a smile, her stomach started churning again, and the worst part was, she really couldn't stop herself from having sex.
His face turned white, then pale, then green, then red: "You...you..."
Jiang Jianni considerately stepped aside this time: "Master, please take care of your personal matters first, and we can talk in detail later."
But it was no use for her to move aside; there were layers upon layers of people outside.
Those inside heard this and wanted to make way, but those outside didn't hear it and kept pushing forward.
So no matter what, the road couldn't be cleared.
Li Honggang hadn't expected things to turn out this way, and in his anxiety, he couldn't help but shout, "Get out of the way! Get out of my way right now!"
Who knew that this moment of relaxation would cause him to lose control, and his anus would loosen, allowing the long-suppressed excrement to gush out joyfully.
Li Honggang's expression changed drastically.
Jiang Jianni's expression also changed: "Ah, what's that smell? Why does it smell so bad?"
Yang Yuemei sniffed hard: "Yes, I can smell it too. It wasn't there just now."
Others chimed in with their own opinions:
"Yes, yes, I can smell it too."
"Ugh, it smells awful."
"Did someone poop their pants?"
Some people fanned themselves to smell the odor, while others looked around to see who was so shameless as to defecate in public.
Li Honggang remained silent.
Li Honggang just wanted to die.
The moment others spoke, his urge to die intensified.
He had never been so embarrassed or ashamed in his entire life.
Now, let alone cursing the restaurant owner's ancestors for eighteen generations, if the owner were in front of him, he would absolutely kill him without hesitation.
Just then, something fell down Li Honggang's trouser leg.
A sharp-eyed young man immediately shouted, "Master Li has pooped! Master Li has soiled his pants!"
"ah?"
"Really?"
"Let me see, let me see."
Now, forget about making way; everyone was desperately pushing and shoving forward.
no way.
People, you know.
That's it.
Have reverence for power, money, and authority.
But once an authority figure makes a fool of themselves and loses face, everyone will desperately want to see them make a fool of themselves.
Li Honggang was trembling with anger: "You, you, get out of my way right now..."
But the more he talked, the faster and more excrement dripped from his crotch.
no way.
Who told him to be so good-looking? He wore corduroy pants under his wide jeans.
He doesn't even have a pair of long johns with tight leg openings, no wonder he can't hold in his poop.
Li Honggang glanced down unintentionally and saw a puddle on the ground; his face immediately turned pale.
They dared not speak again, and regardless of whether anyone made way for them, they rushed out with their heads down.
As soon as he charged forward, the others immediately made way for him, shouting excitedly:
"Make way, Master, you need to poop, you can't hold it in anymore."
"Quick, don't get poop on yourself."
Jiang Jianni shouted loudly, "Master, please use your power quickly!"
"Something's not right with you. You've eaten something bad, maybe it's gastroenteritis?"
"Hurry up and use your powers to heal the illness!"
"The sooner it's treated, the better."
Others joined in shouting:
"Master, quickly unleash your power."
"Master, please use your powers to heal me quickly!"
The louder everyone shouted, the faster Li Honggang ran.
Some people even reached out to stop him, wanting him to quickly use his powers to heal the illness so that he would recover faster.
The inpatient ward is very long, about seventy meters long.
Unfortunately, Lu Xiangyang lived at the far east end, while the toilet was at the far west end.
Li Honggang ran wildly, and bits of excrement kept dripping from his trouser legs.
Those who hadn't gone to join the fun immediately covered their noses and asked around:
"Holy crap, what's that smell? It stinks!"
...
Finally, a young man said what everyone had been holding back: "Master, do you not know how to cure illnesses at all? Otherwise, why don't you cure your own diarrhea?"
Diarrhea is the simplest illness. For most people, eating some Schisandra chinensis can stop it.
Li Honggang is a master, how come he can't even stop it?
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