Chapter 91 Increasingly Debauched
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Jiang Jianni was so frightened that she quickly dressed and ran downstairs, almost forgetting that she had already prepared to help Lu Xiangyang downstairs. She quickly returned to help Lu Xiangyang down as well.
"What's going on? Are they going to start a fight?"
Lu's father is 1.82 meters tall, and Lu Xiangnan is a little over 1.9 meters tall.
It's unimaginable if these two were to fight.
Jiang Jianni felt a chill run down her spine just thinking about the scene—it was like two bears fighting.
Lu Xiangyang said calmly, "Don't worry, there won't be a fight. It's not like when we were kids."
"Even when we were kids, Dad rarely managed to hit my second brother."
He couldn't help but make a sarcastic remark: "Although my second brother wasn't born in the Year of the Monkey, he was probably a monkey in his past life."
From childhood to adulthood, even after he joined the army, he had never seen anyone who could climb trees better than his second brother.
Most people have to climb trees by holding on and slowly making their way up. Even those who are agile have to hold on tightly, and at most they can climb faster.
But what about Lu Xiangnan climbing the tree?
Just like a monkey, no matter how straight or smooth the tree was, he would zip up up it in no time.
It's like having claws or glue stuck on your hands and feet.
He can even climb up those smooth, bare pillars.
He is truly gifted.
When Lu Xiangyang was a child, he always suspected that his second brother had suction cups or something on his hands and feet, and he often tried to pry his hands off.
He even considered cutting it open with a knife to see if there was anything inside, but of course, he ended up getting beaten up.
So when he was little, he would wear a hat without restraint, and when his father wanted to hit him, he would run away.
If you can't outrun someone, climb a tree.
They even specifically chose those small trees that Lu's father couldn't climb.
Then, from the tree, he yelled at Lu's dad, "Come up here! Come up here!"
Whenever this happened, Lu Xiangyang, who disliked his second brother, would secretly drag a bamboo pole to his father.
He can even sleep in trees.
I sat on a branch leaning against the tree trunk, without grabbing or holding on, and surprisingly, I didn't fall down.
The highest record was when Lu Xiangnan secretly followed Lu Xiangdong into the mountains to hunt when Lu's parents were sent to the countryside.
Unfortunately, he encountered a wild boar, climbed a big tree, and spent a day and a night there. Later, his father asked many people to find him and scare the wild boar away before rescuing him.
Of course, Lu Xiangnan really got beaten up that time, and it was the worst beating he had ever received.
Now that his father is so old, Lu Xiangnan doesn't dare to be as mischievous as he was when he was a child. At most, he just teases the old man.
Once inside the courtyard, Jiang Jianni watched as Lu Xiangnan was being chased and beaten by the old man. Suddenly, she darted up the windowsill, leaping and bounding, and in no time, she had scrambled from the ground to the rooftop.
Lu Xiangnan waved triumphantly to his father from the rooftop: "Come on, come on, if you dare, come up here and hit me."
Jiang Jianni gently nudged Lu Xiangyang and whispered, "Is this what you meant by 'nothing's wrong'? You said there won't be a fight?"
Lu Xiangnan should go rock climbing if he has that kind of skill.
He's definitely world champion material.
Oh, right.
Is rock climbing an Olympic sport now?
Jiang Jiani, who doesn't pay much attention to sports, doesn't quite understand.
Lu Xiangyang shut up, not wanting to say anything.
When Lu's mother got so angry, she forgot all about health, manners, and making a good impression on her daughter-in-law. To hell with all that!
She stood in the yard, hands on her hips, cursing loudly at the roof. After cursing, she squinted and roared, "I'll count to ten. If you don't come down now, I'll break your legs when you do."
Lu Xiangnan helplessly spread his hands: "Mom, it's not that I don't want to get down, it's that Dad wants to hit me."
"I'm already this old, I'm married, and I'm about to become a father. How embarrassing would it be to get beaten up by my dad again?"
Lu's mother was so angry that she blurted out, "You know you're losing face? You know you're losing face, yet you still climbed the wall? Are you a rocket? Get down here right now!"
Ignoring Lu Xiangnan's continued antics, she began counting: "Ten, nine, eight, five..."
Lu Xiangnan immediately looked terrified: "No, no, no, I'll get down, I'll get down right now."
Jiang Jianni felt as if she had only blinked once, and Lu Xiangnan had already gone from the rooftop of the third floor to the ground.
She couldn't help but rub her eyes: "Am I seeing things?"
How come she didn't see Lu Xiangnan's movements when he came down?
She even started to doubt her life: "Or did he not go up at all, and what happened was just a hallucination in my mind?"
Lu Xiangyang was speechless: "Are all of you writers so imaginative?"
Jiang Jianni: "But I really didn't see how he got down."
Lu Xiangyang: "Isn't that simple? Second brother... mmm..."
Jiang Jianni covered his mouth in terror, and roared in a low voice, "You, you, you, what do you want to do!"
Lu Xiangyang glanced at her with a smile in his eyes and gently touched her palm with the tip of his tongue.
Jiang Jianni immediately withdrew her hand as if she had been electrocuted.
I want to curse him, but with so many people around, I can't bring myself to do it.
If I don't scold them, I feel very frustrated.
Enraged, she rolled up a peanut-sized ball of dough from the side and threw it into his collar, saying angrily, "Serves you right for being naughty."
Lu Xiangyang shivered involuntarily from the cold, blinking innocently: "How come I'm the one who's bad? You were the one who covered my mouth to stop me from speaking and stuffed snowballs into my clothes, how did it become me being naughty?"
"I just wanted to talk, was I wrong?"
Jiang Jianni was immediately exasperated: "You, you, you..."
When did this guy learn to shift blame?
Isn't it said that people in this era are very reserved and modest?
Why is Lu Xiangyang so unreserved and unreserved?
She even felt that this guy was becoming more and more promiscuous.
Although it was a bit strange to describe a man as promiscuous, she couldn't think of any other more suitable word.
He actually licked her palm in public!
Who did he learn that from?!
During the time the two of them were making a scene, Lu's mother not only scolded Lu Xiangnan, but also Lu's father.
Jiang Jianni watched as Lu Ma, despite her small stature, stood between two large bears. Far from appearing weak, she exuded an aura of authority, making the two men, who were both 1.8 and 1.9 meters tall, droop their heads like children.
Jiang Jianni said enviously, "I wish I could be as capable as Mom."
Lu Xiangyang was taken aback and quickly said, "No way, Mom was just angry."
“There are four of us brothers. My mom always says that she’s a very gentle person, but we’ve almost made her sick.”
Why do you have to go looking for trouble?
Jiang Jianni thought about it and realized it made sense. Getting angry every day not only increases the risk of heart disease, but also breast hyperplasia.
She was very satisfied with her figure and didn't want to lack anything.
Tang Tian also came out of the house: "What's wrong? What's wrong? I heard you talking outside, but I didn't hear what you said."
Mr. Lu frowned: "You're also a soldier, why are you only getting up now?"
Lu Xiangnan quickly defended his wife: "The doctor said it's normal for a woman to want to eat and sleep more when she's newly pregnant."
"It's the Lunar New Year, and she's not going to work in the fields anyway, so what's wrong with letting her sleep a little longer?"
"What?!" X4
Lu's mother clutched her chest, looking terrified and unable to breathe: "You, your wife is pregnant?"
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