Luo Wenyuan glanced at his uncle dimly, his eyelashes drooping to hide the mischief in his eyes, and said, "Uncle, it's not that I'm unruly or don't know how to respect the elderly—"
Luo Wenyuan deliberately dragged out the word "old" and continued just before Luo Shaohui exploded: "This scented tea really isn't suitable for you, unless you also have your period—!"
Luo Shaohui was completely confused. He had lost his memory in 1991, and his aunt was just a relative at that time. Luo Shaohui naturally did not understand the deep meaning of these words.
"My period? I have it!"
"puff--!"
“Ahem—!”
Everyone in the room burst into laughter, making Luo Shaohui even more confused. Looking at the smirks on these people's faces, Luo Shaohui knew that there must be something strange here, but he couldn't figure out what the mystery was no matter how hard he thought.
"I really am having my period! Hey, what are you guys laughing at? Sister, why are you laughing at me too? Please explain to them for me. Although I haven't seen my period for many years, I really am having it! Wenyuan, you are joking! Quickly pour me a drink. I'm dying of thirst after crying for so long!"
Luo Shaolan laughed so hard that tears came out, and Tong Nina's ribs hurt, and she held her waist and kept crying. Qingshan put down the glass and explained to Luo Shaohui:
"Uncle, Wen Yuan was just joking with you, but he's not wrong. This tea is suitable for women. Men will get angry easily if they drink it. Wen Yuan, go make some 'Qingshan Herbal Tea' and put two more tea bags in it so that Second Uncle can drink it when he comes back!"
Luo Shaohui touched his bald head and sneered. It seems that this aunt is not that aunt. You are so good, Luo Wenyuan, you dare to set a trap for your uncle. Just wait for me!
"My niece-in-law really cares about me. I'll show you my exclusive manual later! It's firsthand information that I painstakingly compiled. It's got pictures and facts, and it's guaranteed to be eye-opening!"
“No—!”
Luo Wenyuan was about to go to the kitchen to boil water, but when he heard what Luo Shaohui said, he quickly stopped, yelled, and his face changed.
Qingshan didn't care at first, but Wen Yuan's reaction was so strange that it aroused her curiosity.
"Uncle, what secret book is this?"
"Yes, uncle, I want to know too. Can I see it too?" Tong Nina asked curiously. Luo Shaolan listened to his family with a smile, full of joy.
Luo Shaohui looked at Luo Wenyuan's ashen face and felt secretly happy in his heart: I haven't played tricks on anyone for more than ten years, but my skills are still not rusty. Look how scared this kid is, his face has turned green, hehehe!
"What secret manual? Of course it's the collection of pranks I played on a certain naughty kid! The secret manual is called 'One Hundred and Eight Ways to Conquer Men', and it's divided into two volumes. Unfortunately, something went wrong just as I finished the first volume. Hehe, niece-in-law, I'm relying on you to help me finish the second volume—!"
Qingshan covered his mouth and laughed. Luo Shaohui was quite a funny guy. Not only did he compile all the details of his tricks on his nephew into a book, he also gave it such a weird title. People who didn't know the inside story would think it was a forbidden book!
Luo Wenyuan snorted and turned his face away, looking like a proud cat.
"Grandpa threw away everything in your room. Where can I find that crappy book of yours?"
"Hehe, how can I just leave my masterpiece, which I worked so hard on, in the room? Of course I have to hide it somewhere to prevent it from being stolen and destroyed by naughty kids." Luo Shaohui always used pranks to tease Wen Yuan, and he was so cruel that he took a photo of Wen Yuan after he was tricked.
In fact, at the beginning Luo Shaohui just wanted to make a photo album for his nephew, but later he found that these photos were so funny. Anyway, little Wenyuan definitely did not have such lively and interesting expressions in normal times, so he had an idea to add text to each photo, writing down what pranks were used to tease Luo Wenyuan, how Luo Wenyuan fell for it, his reaction after being tricked, etc. Over the years, he collected more than 50 "precious" materials and bound them into a thick book.
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