Chapter 61: Need a donkey cart to raise pheasants
Su Nuan didn’t know what a succubus was either. It was the first time she had heard the word succubus in her two lifetimes.
The old lady's eyes flashed, and she got out of the carriage. Without even using a stool, she jumped to the ground, pointed at the fat woman's nose and started cursing.
"You rascal, our Nuannuan is kind and virtuous, honest and decent. How can she be called a succubus?"
Xue also took a step forward, her face gloomy and her eyes revealing a hint of fierceness.
She was the general's wife and was not weak herself. With her glare, she scared the fat woman to her knees.
Xue walked over, swung her arms, and slapped him several times in a row.
She hadn't had enough fun yet, but her hands were hurting. She felt someone pulling her sleeves, and when she looked down, she saw Tuantuan holding a bamboo stick.
Xue smiled and said, "This is what a good daughter of mine is. When I hit someone, you pass me the bamboo stick. Remember, next time I kill someone, you pass me the knife."
Su Nuan was dumbfounded. Is this how you educate your daughter? She's a daughter, not a son.
The people around also looked at Xue in surprise, with eyes even weirder than when they looked at Su Nuan.
Xue took the bamboo stick and reached out to grab the fat woman who was about to crawl away. She slapped her dozens of times until her mouth was broken.
During this period, no one dared to step forward to stop the fight. One reason was that they were afraid of the fighting power of Xue, Su Nuan and Ling Yun, and the other was that this fat woman had a foul mouth and had offended many people.
Seeing that Xue was enjoying the fight, Su Nuan leaned over and asked, "Mom, what is a succubus?"
Xue's face darkened as she said, "A succubus is a monster that can transform into a human form. It then sucks a man's yang energy every day until it dies. It's the most despicable demon in the world."
Su Nuan finally understood what a succubus was. It was useless to slander her with this. She was not the kind of person who would seek death if someone said something harsh to her.
She scoffed, "You want to throw dirty water on me? Be careful or I'll throw boiling water back at you."
Everyone shuddered in agreement. Su Nuan was definitely capable of doing this, and wasn't this just throwing the water back at him?
They all saw how badly the fat woman was beaten.
After this little episode, the team became quiet again.
Su Nuan looked at the hen tied to the shaft of the cart. Although it was a little thin, it was good that it could lay eggs. Eggs were really a shortage along the way.
She looked at the donkey carts at the back of the team and saw that one of them was empty. Her eyes lit up and an idea came to her mind.
"Mom, I'm going to discuss something with Brother Cheng."
Xue responded naturally, "Okay." Without asking any further questions.
Su Nuan ran to the front and looked at Cheng Feng, who was picking his teeth. He smiled when he saw Su Nuan and said, "Sister, your cooking skills are really good. This pheasant is so delicious."
Li Shitou interrupted and said, "That's right. I chewed the bones several times before spitting them out. I didn't even get to drink the soup."
Cheng Feng glanced sideways, "Come on, you drank a bowl by yourself, don't think I don't know. Even if I don't know, your aunt won't let you down."
Li Shitou was dumbfounded. How come his sister became an aunt?
Su Nuan thought it was funny, but didn't agree with what he said. She asked, "Brother Cheng, is that donkey cart in the back still useful? If not, sell it to me."
Cheng Feng laughed and said, "What are you going to do? The donkey cart has a small compartment and it's not comfortable to sleep in."
Su Nuan shook her head, "I want to raise chickens."
Cheng Feng was stunned for a moment, then stood up straight. "What did you say? Raising chickens?"
During their exile, prisoners not only had enough food and water but were also able to raise chickens. Is this considered exile? Who would believe it?
Su Nuan thought he was worried about being stopped and checked when crossing the city, so she said, "Are you worried that it will be inconvenient when crossing the city? That's okay, just say it's official. Anyway, if I raise chickens, I'm sure you'll have one."
Cheng Feng suddenly burst into laughter and couldn't even stand still.
Su Nuan didn't understand what he meant and felt a little uneasy. If she didn't agree, could she just be frank?
When Cheng Feng had laughed enough, he wiped away his tears and said, "Okay, take it and use it. Don't mention the money anymore."
Su Nuan didn't expect to get a donkey cart for free, and said with a happy smile: "Okay, I'll go modify the donkey cart."
Cheng Feng looked at Su Nuan's back as she ran back and said with a smile, "This girl is very clever and has a strong mind. If everything she said can come true, she will definitely be extraordinary in the future."
Li Shitou asked, "What did you say?"
Cheng Feng glared at her, "Don't ask about things you shouldn't ask about. Remember, don't call her sister from now on."
Li Shitou's face was full of grievance, "Why?"
Cheng Feng glanced sideways, "She calls me brother, what do you call me?"
Li Shitou replied dully: "Uncle..."
Cheng Feng asked with a half-smile: "So, are you calling her sister because you want to take advantage of me?"
Li Shitou immediately ran away with his head in his hands, "I was wrong, I was wrong."
Cheng Feng chuckled, but his expression quickly became serious again. Staring at the mountains in the distance, he felt uncertain.
At this moment, Su Nuan was excitedly pulling the donkey cart behind the carriage and tying it up.
When Xue saw the donkey cart, her expression changed. "This is so dirty."
Su Nuan smiled and said, "We don't use it, but it does."
When Xue saw the chicken Su Nuan was pointing at, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Su Nuan didn't know what she was laughing at, so he removed all the seats in the donkey cart so that there would be space for two layers of chicken coops.
She said, "Mom, we don't have enough bamboo to make a chicken coop, so we'll keep them here for now."
Xue had laughed enough and looked inside the carriage with a grin.
"It's quite big, enough to raise pigs."
Su Nuan's eyes lit up, "Raising pigs."
Xue quickly said, "No, I'm just saying. Just raise pheasants and ducks. Wild boars will destroy the roof of the carport."
Su Nuan chuckled, "Okay, let's leave it like this for now."
This pheasant probably never thought that one day it would be caught by humans, let alone live in a huge single room, be served with delicious food and drink, and all it had to do was lay eggs.
Xue nodded, "Yeah, that's right, I can eat an egg every two or three days."
Su Nuan felt that her river water had a healing effect and promoted the growth of fish, so it would definitely promote egg laying for pheasants.
She laughed and said, "Mom, maybe if the pheasant has enough food and water and doesn't have to worry about anything, it will lay more eggs, maybe one or two a day."
Xue thought it made sense and did not refute it.
"Well, let's see tomorrow. I'm just worried it might poop."
Chickens are straightforward and will poop after eating, but Xue is not afraid of getting dirty, so who would care about that at this moment?
Su Nuan glanced at Pheasant, took out a clay pot and placed it in the car, "If you want to pull it, stand on the clay pot and pull it into the pot."
She just said it casually without any expectations. No matter how smart the pheasant is, its final destination is still the big iron pot.
Everyone went to sleep after finishing their work. The night was very quiet and the chirping of insects was like a lullaby, helping people fall asleep peacefully.
The next day, Su Nuan was awakened by Xue's scream. She hurriedly asked, "Mom, what happened?"
Continue read on readnovelmtl.com