Chapter 173 Did you secretly go to the Taoist temple to learn Kung Fu without telling me?
Liu Guizhi looked at Liang Xiulan and thought that the spirit must have left her body, so she quickly stepped forward to support her daughter.
Liang Xiulan looked at the people kneeling on the ground and pretended to be surprised: "Is... is it them?"
She spoke weakly, as if she had just hoeed several acres of land.
Liu Guizhi said worriedly, "Well, God has already punished you. Don't worry about it. Mom will help you go home quickly."
My daughter has been possessed by a spirit. It must have taken a lot of damage to her body. I don't know how long it will take for her to recover. I feel so bad...
Liang Xiulan panted, nestled in Liu Guizhi's arms, and followed Liu Guizhi home with unsteady steps.
As a result, when I got home and closed the door, I immediately became energetic.
"Mom! How was my acting?"
Liu Guizhi and Liang Jianguo were both shocked by her appearance.
So everything that just happened was just acting? But it was too realistic, wasn't it?
Especially those hand gestures, the way she walked, and the words she said, who would dare to believe that it was acting?
The two men looked at her with frowns.
"You said you were acting just now?"
Liang Xiulan nodded: "Yeah! What else? Do you really think that there is a god possessing you? There are no ghosts or gods in the world."
"But you just calculated the number of people who put the nails in the coffin, at least two. Was this also an act?"
"Of course. The coffin nails are that big. How can we pound them into the cracks between the bricks without help?"
"But your hands are like this and like that. Where did you learn that?"
"I made it up myself."
After she finished speaking, she bent her fingers back and forth, making the people watching dazzled.
Liang Jianguo quickly covered her hand: "Don't, don't, don't break it anymore. Don't break it again."
"You are so brave, you dare to act out such a thing. If something really happens to you, who will save you?
No one in our village understands this, so don’t act it out for no reason in the future.”
Liang Xiulan's lips were wrapped in a round shape, and she said "oh".
Liang Jianguo looked a little tired and walked back to the house.
Liu Guizhi pinched Liang Xiulan's ears and arms again, and only after making sure she was okay did she let her go back to the house to rest.
Everything that just happened was so real, it's really hard for us as parents to feel at ease.
What Liang Jianguo couldn't understand the most was Liang Xiulan's kung fu skills.
She shocked the whole audience as soon as she arrived, even the men were no match for her. Could this be acting?
Why is he so unconvinced?
But he didn't dare ask too much, for fear that he would ask something he shouldn't know and bring disaster to his daughter.
The sudden appearance of God in the middle of the night opened the eyes of everyone present.
When he got home, he excitedly shared with his family how powerful Liang Xiulan, the chosen one, was and how she subdued Liang Youcai's family. No one suspected that Liang Xiulan was lying.
Liang Xiulan was also thankful that if there had been a smart person present, her trick might have been exposed on the spot.
She was a member of the Liang family, so naturally she knew Liang Youcai's grandson and son. Xu Dongmei said that she saw the blood splashed by Liang Jiansheng with her own eyes, so of course she looked for Liang Jiansheng first.
This trick, which is full of loopholes, is just taking advantage of people's fear and deceiving the villagers.
Liang Xiujuan followed Liang Xiulan back to the house. She had been silent all the time, but suddenly she spoke.
"Sister, you're not acting, are you?"
She raised her eyebrows and looked serious. When the two looked at each other, Liang Xiulan actually felt a little guilty.
"What else could this be if not an act? Could it be that a god has possessed me?"
She sneered, took off her shoes and got into bed pretending to be relaxed.
Liang Xiujuan pouted and shook her head: "No, I don't think there are gods in this world, but you don't look like you're acting."
"I feel like you have real skills."
"Sister, did you secretly go to the Taoist temple to learn Kung Fu without telling me?"
Liang Xiulan's heart suddenly skipped a beat and her eyes became flustered.
"What... do you mean? There's no Taoist temple here. That's just nonsense."
Liang Xiujuan seemed to be thinking: "No? But you really looked like a Taoist priest just now."
Liang Xiulan knocked her on the head in anger: "Go to sleep, you look like a Taoist priest!"
He quickly took off his clothes, got into bed, and slapped Liang Xiujuan on the back of her head.
Liang Xiujuan sat cross-legged on the bed, recalling Liang Xiulan's previous actions, pinching her fingers back and forth, and then bending them back and forth.
But he still couldn't bend it into her shape, and finally went to bed in frustration.
Since Liang Xiulan left, Liang Youcai and others did not dare to delay. They quickly took the incense burner, placed it in the yard, and knelt facing the southeast.
Kneel from midnight until daytime.
But Liang Xiulan said that they had to kneel until 3:15 p.m. They knew that noon was 12 o'clock, but what time was 3:15 p.m.?
Quickly find someone to go to Liang Xiulan's house to inquire.
"Fifteen minutes is a quarter, and three quarters past noon is twelve forty-five!"
Several people did not dare to slack off for a moment and knelt obediently until twelve forty-five.
If I want to go to the toilet while kneeling, I will ask my family to kneel for me.
By the time it was over, my legs were almost broken.
Liang Jiansheng complained, "Dad, are our three thousand dollars really just a waste?"
Liang Youcai's wife, Wang Caifeng, raised her hand and tapped him on the back of the head.
"It's still three thousand yuan. You almost lost your life last night. If it weren't for your dad, you would have been cremated this morning!"
Liang Youcai: "Tsk! What are you talking about? He's our son! Don't curse blindly! Be careful that the higher-ups hear you."
After he finished speaking, he clasped his hands together and bowed devoutly towards the southeast corner.
"If my wife is unintentional, please don't blame me, God."
From now on, the god of his family will be in the southeast corner.
In the afternoon, at Yizhilan Seasoning Store.
Liang Xiujuan wanted to do the math, but couldn't find a calculator anywhere. "Sister, have you seen my calculator?"
"No, didn't you use it this morning?"
"Yes, but I can't find it now. I don't know where it went. I saw it when I was eating."
"Look for it carefully again."
"I've looked everywhere, up and down, left and right, inside and out, but I can't find it."
Liang Xiulan put the jars of chili peppers in place, walked over and searched inside and out, but couldn't find it.
She asked Liang Xiujuan: "When was the last time you saw a calculator?"
"Probably... during dinner time."
"Where did you see it?"
"Right here where the fries are. I'm counting them."
Liang Xiulan said "oh" and started pinching her fingers.
"Noon... small luck... empty space... noon... great peace..."
She muttered to herself, then opened the cabinet, dived in, and found the calculator among a pile of plastic bags.
“Found it!”
Liang Xiujuan's eyes widened instantly.
"Sister! What kind of magic is this? You said you were pretending, but you clearly know magic! Can you really see with your eyes?"
She suddenly came over and looked carefully into Liang Xiulan's eyes. Liang Xiulan turned her face away and smiled helplessly.
"What? I have normal eyes. I calculated it through Xiao Liu Ren, not saw it!"
"What is Xiao Liu Ren?"
"It's just the Taoist deduction technique. All you have to do is memorize the formula. There's nothing mysterious about it."
"Then you can teach me quickly, or find someone else?"
"It should be possible, I haven't tried it."
She had only tried to find the remote control, the cell phone, the keys, the bank card, the ID card, etc., and had never tried to find anyone.
However, she had used this method to find cats before, so it should be applicable to humans.
Liang Xiujuan pestered her to learn it, and Liang Xiulan had no choice but to tell her the formula and algorithm of Xiao Liuren.
Liang Xiujuan was very obsessed and kept counting on her fingers to find something every day. She looked like a fortune teller.
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