Chapter 35: To sober me up, pour a basin of cold water on my head
Liang Xiujuan puffed up her cheeks and thought for a long time, then finally shook her head.
"I don't know why, but my sister always says I don't understand. She talks about life... living, and all these profound truths."
"Anyway, the bottom line is, she thinks her life will be miserable if she marries you."
Jiang Jinzhou got anxious when he heard this: "Why does she say that? She's never lived with me, so why does she say that she won't be able to live well with me?"
Liang Xiujuan: “…”
"I don't know, that's what she said."
Jiang Jinzhou bit his lip, shifted his hips, and asked again, "Did your sister ever tell you about that extremely smart guy?"
"Extremely smart? What is that?"
"That's Cui Ning who went on a blind date with your sister!"
Liang Xiujuan blinked blankly, trying to recall the person named Cui Ning in her mind, but she couldn't find him after a long time.
Because when Liang Xiulan and Cui Ning went on a blind date that day, Liang Xiujuan was not at home at all.
"I don't know the person you're talking about, and I haven't heard my sister mention him."
Didn't mention it? So do you like it or not?
Jiang Jinzhou felt uneasy.
After thinking for a while, he said, "Xiujuan, brother-in-law wants to ask you a favor, okay?"
"When your sister is setting up her stall, if she gets too close to any strange man, or if they get particularly close, could you please tell your brother-in-law?"
Although Liang Xiujuan is young, she is not stupid. She knows why Jiang Jinzhou is doing this.
Let her be an undercover agent? She can't do it for nothing.
With a roll of his eyes, he began to negotiate: "What's in it for me?"
"How about a piece of candy every day?"
"I don't want it. Eating too much candy will damage your teeth."
"So what benefits do you want?"
"Fifty cents snacks every day!"
50 cents a day! Long term...
But for the sake of his wife, fifty cents a day is nothing. He gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! I promise you!"
Upon hearing this, Liang Xiujuan was immediately delighted. This way she would have snacks to eat every day. She was so happy. It was great to have a brother-in-law.
On the way back, Jiang Jinzhou asked Liang Xiujuan again: "Who do you think is more handsome, me or Ergou from your village?"
"You are the most handsome!"
"Do I have a better temper, or does Tiezhu from the east end of the village have a better temper?"
"Hello you are the best!"
"Do you think your sister and I are a perfect match?"
"Yeah, yeah, the best match in the world!"
Jiang Jinzhou gradually lost himself in Liang Xiujuan's compliments and couldn't stop smiling.
Arriving at the door full of energy.
But when I entered the door, I saw Jiang Huai and Liang Jianguo sitting in the yard, drinking and chatting, having a great time.
There were cigarette butts scattered all over the floor, and he was still acting recklessly even though he couldn't even speak straight.
Jiang Huai: "I'm telling you, the one in my family is a Yaksha! The whole family has to listen to her. She's the empress dowager of the family, and what she says is the imperial decree!"
Liang Jianguo: "I'm telling you, women deserve to be punished. If she dares to act like that in front of you again, you'll have to punish her!"
"Men, don't be cowards. If you're a coward once, you'll be a coward for the rest of your life! If my woman dares to act like that in front of me, I'll skin her alive!"
Jiang Huai couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "You are awesome!"
"I don't dare to peel her skin. She cries, makes a scene, and even threatens to hang herself. When she gets angry, I can't eat or sleep well. When I think of the Yaksha hanging over my head, my head starts buzzing..."
Before Jiang Huai could finish his words, Jiang Jinzhou hurried over to cover his mouth and looked towards Jiang Danyue's room with a vigilant look.
"Dad, you've had too much to drink. Be careful! Mom might hear you and come out to beat you up!"
When Jiang Jinzhou was very young, Xue Shuzhen often beat him.
Although they were just minor quarrels between husband and wife, Xue Shuzhen was harsh in her response. A slap on the face would leave the victim feeling uncomfortable for several days.
If Jiang Huai dares to fight back, he won't be able to go back to sleep for a week.
I didn't expect him to be so bold today and even dare to talk nonsense.
He drank so much alcohol, smoked so many cigarettes, and still dared to speak ill of Xue Shuzhen. He will definitely pay the price for multiple crimes this time.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Huai waved his hand confidently: "It's okay, your mother can't hear you... She's gone..."
He was in high spirits today. He finally had someone to vent his troubles to, and he even dared to drink.
He hasn't been drunk in a long time.
When Jiang Jinzhou heard his words, he breathed a sigh of relief and let go of his hand.
No wonder he dared to be so presumptuous today, it turns out that no one is here.
But... now that she's gone, what will happen to Jiang Danyue?
Jiang Jinzhou walked quickly to Jiang Danyue's door and knocked on it.
"Sister, are you asleep?"
Jiang Danyue's lazy voice came from the room: "Hmm...sleep..."
"Why did our mother leave?" Jiang Jinzhou asked again.
But there was no sound from inside, maybe he really fell asleep.
Jiang Jinzhou turned around and tried to pull Jiang Huai.
"Dad! Stop drinking. If you drink any more, my mom won't let you go home. Come on, follow me."
He pulled Jiang Huai to get up, but Jiang Huai just hunched over and refused to get up.
"Don't pull me. If I don't want to go back, then I don't have to. Why would I want to go back?"
Liang Jianguo also took the opportunity to join in the fun: "No! Not going back today! Men can't be cowards, men..."
Before she could finish her words, a basin of cold water was poured over her head from head to toe. Liang Xiujuan stood not far away holding the basin of water, looking calm.
"If you don't sober up, my mom will kick you out when she comes back!"
The three of them were stunned by her action, and Jiang Jinzhou was so shocked that he was speechless.
This little girl is so brave that she even dares to pour cold water on me.
He has never dared to do this to his father since he was a child.
At this moment, he really wanted to ask if it felt good. He also wanted to try splashing it, but he didn't dare.
In fact, this is what Liu Guizhi did when Liang Jianguo came back drunk before.
Liang Jianguo is big and Liu Guizhi is small. She is exhausted and out of breath just by walking a few steps from the door to the house.
After getting drunk, Liang Jianguo was like a dead pig and couldn't even be moved.
Liu Guizhi had no other choice but to pour cold water on him to sober him up so that she could crawl back to her room.
This happened three or two times, and Liang Xiujuan saw it every time.
Who doesn’t know how to imitate?
After drinking a basin of water, Liang Jianguo was almost sober.
He was feeling angry and was about to explode when Liang Xiujuan immediately handed him a towel to wipe his head.
"It's cold, don't catch a cold..."
This is just a slap in the face and then a candy bean.
Seeing his daughter's concerned face in the night, his anger instantly dissipated.
My daughter is just concerned about herself. Besides, drinking is really not good. My wife will be angry when she comes back.
He opened his mouth, closed it again, and calmly wiped his head with a towel.
He asked Liang Xiujuan calmly, "Where are your sister and your mother? Why didn't they come back together?"
Liang Xiujuan replied: "They are on their way. They are walking back."
"oh……"
Seeing that Liang Jianguo had woken up, Liang Xiujuan felt that this method was really effective.
He looked at Jiang Jinzhou seriously and asked, "Does your dad need a basin too?"
Jiang Jinzhou quickly protected his father and waved his hands repeatedly: "No, no, no..."
It was so cold, his father couldn't stand it. He was in a cold wind on the way home.
While Liang Xiulan and Liu Guizhi were still here, Jiang Jinzhou quickly pulled his father away.
If I stay any longer, he'll start talking nonsense again, and that'll be really embarrassing.
After hearing the sound of Jiang Jinzhou's bicycle fading away, Liang Jianguo said to Liang Xiujuan with an unhappy face: "Can you please save some face for your father in front of outsiders in the future?"
Liang Xiujuan took a small piece of steamed bun from the stone table and said, "What's wrong with me? I just helped you sober up. I didn't scold you or hit you."
"But you splashed me!"
"How will you wake up if I don't splash you?"
"You damn girl, pouring cold water on others is disrespectful, don't you know?"
Liang Xiujuan waved her hand nonchalantly: "Ah... We are not outsiders, there is no need to respect or disrespect us."
Girl, why can't you reason with me?
"I told you not to pour cold water on me in front of outsiders. Remember this!"
Seeing Liang Jianguo's cold face, Liang Xiujuan didn't dare to be presumptuous anymore and quickly lowered her head in response.
"I see……"
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