2\"\u000b"What are you laughing at?" Jiang Xun asked in a low voice when he saw Ye Li laughing.
"Shh~" Ye Li raised a finger and pressed it to his lips, signaling Jiang Xun to keep his voice down, and then he quietly opened the window.
Under the window, Niu Dazhi and Huang Xiuxiu were still arguing.
"Your sneeze is too loud! It's disturbing the people in the room." Just after saying this, he couldn't hold it in anymore and farted with a "puff".
Huang Xiuxiu quickly covered her mouth and looked at him with disdain: "My sneeze is not as loud as your fart!"
"I can't hold it anymore..." Niu Dazhi had been listening for a long time, and the urge to defecate became stronger. He felt like something was about to rush out of his body. "I'm leaving first, please make way."
"There's something wrong..." Huang Xiuxiu looked disgusted.
When the two heard no sound in the room, they decided to leave.
Suddenly, there was a splash and a basin of cold water was poured over my head.
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Then, the window closed with a bang.
"Ouch!" Huang Xiuxiu screamed, shaking off the water on her body, "How can you be so wicked? Throwing water out through the window!"
Niu Dazhi was originally in great pain and was trying hard to hold it in to go to the toilet, but when he was doused with cold water, he couldn't hold it in any longer.
As soon as the buttocks loosened, a loud ** sounded.
The stench started to waft out at some point.
"Why is it so smelly?" Huang Xiuxiu immediately pinched her nose. When she heard the crackling sound like firecrackers, she looked at him with disgust, "You...you pulled your trouser pocket!"
Niu Dazhi gritted his teeth, clamped his legs together, covered his stomach and moved out, still refusing to admit it: "I didn't poop! I just farted a few times."
After saying that, the yellow feces flowed down his trouser legs.
"Oh my god!" Huang Xiuxiu really wanted to scream loudly, but she didn't dare to, for fear that others would know that she and Niu Dazhi were having an affair.
"Stop yelling! If you don't leave, what's the point of a grown man farting? Go, go, go!" Niu Dazhi waved his hand to drive Huang Xiuxiu away.
"Who wants to see you!" Huang Xiuxiu pinched her nose and walked away.
Niu Dazhi felt embarrassed, so he squeezed his legs together and hurriedly moved out to the toilet. He had another loud diarrhea, and emptied everything in his stomach. Only then did he feel much better.
But I couldn't wear my pants anymore. It would be a shame to throw away a good piece of clothing just because it was stained with shit. If I didn't throw it away, I couldn't wear it home.
This time, won’t the whole house stink?
After he finished using the toilet, he didn't even put on his pants. He wiped his butt with his pants, pulled his top down hard to cover his private parts, and then walked into the yard.
He jogged all the way, haha, it felt quite wonderful.
As soon as he ran back to the yard, he bumped into someone who was leaving the yard.
"Ah!" The man yelled and slapped Niu Dazhi on the face, "You hooligan! Niu Dazhi, you're running around without pants on, you're a hooligan!!!"
The person who beat him was Yuan Sihai's wife, Aunt Mu.
Niu Dazhi was beaten, but he didn't dare to yell. He covered his lower body with one hand, and held his pants stained with feces with the other hand, and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "Aunt Mu, you've already taken advantage of me, and you're still acting like a good kid!"
"Bah!" Aunt Mu said with disgust and disgust, "Your thing...is not much bigger than a piece of chalk...I'm afraid of getting stye just by looking at it!"
After saying that, she sniffed left and right, then sniffed again: "Why is it so smelly? Did you poop in your pants?"
"No!" Niu Dazhi denied it immediately. He didn't even bother to talk to Aunt Mu and rushed back home naked.
After Aunt Mu walked out the door and turned towards the toilet, he hurriedly rushed to the faucet in the yard, turned on the water, rinsed his pants, and ran back into the house.
Ye Li saw all the movements in the yard.
She blushed, turned around and said to Jiang Xun: "Niu Dazhi is so embarrassed now! He peed his pants! But this wicked guy actually
Jiang Xun's lips curled up, and suddenly, his smile froze: "Did you see it?"
"What?"
"You said he wasn't wearing pants!" Jiang Xun said.
Ye Li waved his hands repeatedly to deny: "No, I didn't see anything! It was pitch black... I only saw two legs."
Jiang Xun raised his eyes and glanced at her: "Then why are you blushing?"
"No! I'm not blushing!" Ye Li waved his hands repeatedly!
Jiang Xun smiled: "Niu Dazhi has a bad reputation. Not only in our compound, but even the girls and wives in the factory want to flirt with him. There are many women who secretly date him! His face is obviously ugly, but many women still date him secretly. Why do you think that is?"
Ye Li shook his head.
She only knew that Niu Dazhi was a philanderer, but she didn't know why so many women were willing to do that.
"Why?"
The curve of Jiang Xun's lips became bigger and bigger: "I heard that his face is ugly but his body is beautiful! He has the capital to be proud of as a man, his waist is strong and his buttocks are full of muscles! And, I heard that he is 'gifted'!"
The extraordinary talent that Jiang Xun mentioned naturally meant something else.
Ye Li not only listened, but also understood.
"Nonsense!" She denied it immediately. "No way! He's like that? His strong waist and plump buttocks are nonsense! His flat butt is far worse than yours! Not to mention his special talents, there's nothing he can do about it..."
Halfway through his words, Ye Li noticed that the smile in Jiang Xun's eyes became deeper.
She suddenly realized: "You are so good, Jiang Xun! You actually cheated me!"
Jiang Xun didn't respond to her question, but asked, "I'm good-looking? When did you notice me?"
Ye Li blushed even more.
Is this something we need to pay attention to?
In her previous life, she not only read it, but also used it...
However, she couldn't say it, so she could only bite the bullet and make up a lie.
"What do you mean by pay attention or not? I don't understand! I'm just complimenting you casually, don't take it seriously..."
Seeing her saying one thing and thinking another, Jiang Xun just smiled and didn't pursue the matter.
Ye Li hurriedly said, "Let's go to sleep. It's so late. I'm so sleepy!"
"Okay." Jiang Xun laughed.
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Huang Xiuxiu returned home and washed her body with disgust.
She felt that the smell on her body was caused by Niu Dazhi.
After washing my body, I still felt a smell in the room.
"Why does it still smell so bad?"
Li Chengcai pinched his nose and yelled: "Mom, your clothes smell!"
Li Dongliang got close and smelled it, and immediately shouted, "It smells like urine and also smells like stinky feet."
Huang Xiuxiu retched. No, she must ask tomorrow what kind of water this is! It's so smelly!
the next day.
The whole compound was in an uproar early in the morning.
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