"What the heck! Why did my third sister-in-law send me this thing?"
Lu Jinjiu stared at the name "Ling Mo" printed prominently in the sender's information section and burst into tears. She quickly took out her phone and called Qin Beiming.
"Third Brother! It's all your fault, you have to make it up to me!"
"Um?"
Qin Beiming put down the data report in his hand and asked in a deep voice, "What happened?"
"My third sister-in-law sent me a box of family planning supplies and an inflatable girlfriend. I mistakenly thought it was a birthday gift for my grandfather, so I asked him to open the box himself. As a result, I almost got beaten to death by my grandfather."
"She sent you...family planning supplies?"
Qin Beiming's voice was deep and resonant, with a slightly drawn-out tone at the end, revealing an undeniable dissatisfaction.
"Third Sister-in-law must have found out that it was me who sent her the underwear last time, and she's deliberately retaliating."
Lu Jinjiu's legs went weak at the thought of the group of thugs who were brutally abused by Ling Mo in the video that Gu Tingbai uploaded a few days ago.
What if Ling Mo is deliberately targeting him?
After Lu Jinjiu explained the whole story, Qin Beiming felt a surge of relief.
Fortunately, Ling Mo didn't know that the box of underwear was sent by Lu Jinjiu on his behalf.
Otherwise, this fierce little girl wouldn't know how she would deal with him.
But for some reason, the thought of Ling Mo giving Lu Jinjiu a box of family planning supplies made him feel listless.
Why not just give her an inflatable girlfriend? Why give her birth control products?
After organizing his thoughts for most of the day, Lu Jinjiu finally mustered his courage and timidly began to speak:
"Third brother, you can't hit me if I tell you the truth."
"Tell me, what trouble have you gotten yourself into this time?"
“Last time, I originally planned to send my third sister-in-law a box of lingerie suitable for young girls, as you instructed. But the problem was that the sexy lingerie I had ordered in advance arrived that day, so I just sent it to her as well.”
"..."
Qin Beiming was surprised that Lu Jinjiu was so unreliable, and he wanted nothing more than to drag him over and beat him up.
She's not even an adult yet, is it really appropriate to give her that kind of thing?
"Third brother, why aren't you saying anything? This whole thing started because of you, you have to save me."
"Find a way yourself."
Qin Beiming's head throbbed with pain, so he abruptly ended the call.
"We're brothers who grew up together, we're practically inseparable, Third Brother, you can't just watch me die..."
Lu Jinjiu tried to make a last-ditch effort, but the phone went dead.
"Sigh...life is tough for dogs."
Lu Jinjiu stood by the roadside for a while, thinking it over and over, and still felt that he should go to the Emperor Hotel first to comfort his new girlfriend.
As for other matters, we can discuss them another day.
For him, beautiful and well-proportioned internet celebrity girls are undoubtedly the best medicine to heal all wounds.
Sure enough, as he entered the hotel room with a box of family planning supplies, he saw a sexy and charming internet celebrity girl already posing on her side on the bed, waving at him. The skin injury on his buttocks suddenly didn't hurt so much anymore.
"Little brat, just you wait, I'll take a shower and then I'll play with you."
"Brother Lu, let me help you."
"Okay, let's do it together~"
Lu Jinjiu put the box he was carrying on the ground, grabbed two more, and then led the internet celebrity girl into the bathroom with her by the waist.
Three minutes later, a startled exclamation suddenly came from the bathroom from the internet celebrity:
"Brother Lu, why do you have so many injuries on your back and buttocks?"
"Scars are a man's badge of honor."
Lu Jinjiu gave a wicked smile. He had just torn open the exquisitely packaged bag in his hand when he saw the condoms inside with Qin Beiming's image printed on them. He almost vomited blood.
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