[You scumbag dad, your words are useless. Let's go now and stop making trouble!]
Xiao Yanzhi sneered in his heart.
Yan Zhuo couldn't hear his son's thoughts like Jiang Ying could, but he inexplicably felt that his son's expression was full of disgust.
His unhappy expression grew more gloomy. "You're still young, and perhaps you don't understand what filial piety is. But your mother placed you at home out of concern for your safety. You can't ignore your mother and hurt her feelings, understand?"
Jiang Ying thought Yan Zhuo was crazy for saying these things to a hundred-day-old child!
But little Yanzhi is not really only a hundred days old, his soul is already in his twenties.
Naturally, you can understand the teachings in the words.
I felt dazed for a moment and felt a warm sensation in my chest.
[Woo woo, scumbag dad yelled at me? ]
"But, in two lifetimes, this is the first time he's said something like this to me. Is he...teaching me to take on the responsibilities of a father?"
[…I, I’m not unfilial to my mother. I’m just angry that she left me alone. Woohoo, Zhizhi was so scared. During my nap, I even dreamed about being torn apart by five horses in my past life. I thought my mother had abandoned me again like she did in my past life!]
Hearing this, Jiang Ying could no longer bear it and stepped forward to take his son back.
Yan Zhuo raised his hand and lifted his son up. "A loving mother often spoils her son. Let me teach him a lesson."
Jiang Ying rolled his eyes. "Your Highness, your son is only a hundred days old. He can't even hear all the sounds. How can he understand anything? Come on, I have my own way to comfort the child."
He refused to give in and would not budge an inch.
Jiang Ying tried to stand on tiptoe to grab it, but she was much shorter than Yan Zhuo, and with the difference in arm length, how could she possibly snatch it from the Dog Prince who was determined not to give it up?
Little Yanzhi was hanging in the air, knowing clearly in his heart the hidden disease of Yanzhuo's arm. In other words, his father was a little disabled. How could he dare to do that?
What if I fall and become paralyzed?
[Mother, help me! I swear, I will never be willful to you again!]
[Wu…I can’t hold it in any longer, Mom, get out of the way!]
Almost at the moment his son's voice changed, Jiang Ying had a bad premonition and quickly retreated.
The next moment, as expected, my son peed!
It just so happened that his diaper fell off during the scramble just now.
As a result, Yan Zhuo was peed on in the face.
Moreover, little Yanzhi peed a lot, and it lasted for a long time. Yanzhuo was very angry, but he had heard the elders say that children should not be interrupted when they peed, otherwise they would stutter when they learned to speak.
Therefore, he just held on for dozens of seconds, leaving everyone else stunned.
Siyu and Yinrui were a little slow to react and suddenly covered their mouths, not daring to make any sound, for fear of not seeing the sun tomorrow.
Jiang Ying tried to suppress his laughter for a long time, but he finally stopped being so ruthless and stepped forward to take his son. "Your Highness, this child is ignorant. Come into the mansion and change into one of your brothers' clean clothes."
Yan Zhuo took a deep breath and wiped his face.
Little Yanzhi immediately trembled in Jiang Ying's arms.
Jiang Ying hugged him tighter without making a sound. "Your Highness, I can say with my reputation as a doctor that boy's urine is good for beauty. And it's from my own son, so I'm not afraid."
Yan Zhuo, "..."
He pursed his lips tightly, not daring to open his mouth at all, fearing that if he did, the so-called boy's urine would...
He made a gesture with a cold face: Prepare water, I want to take a bath!
Jiang Ying actually understood, and couldn't help laughing. "Siyu, Yinrui, prepare a bathing room for the prince. Don't reveal a single word of what just happened!"
"...the servants can save themselves the trouble."
But just now at the gate, besides them, many passers-by saw the scene. Siyu and Yinrui were very skeptical. Could this really be kept secret?
Half an hour later.
Yan Zhuo washed thoroughly, especially his face, and almost rubbed off all the dead skin on his face. His face was red, and then he put on clean clothes and came out.
As soon as the door opened, Jiang Yuanyi and Jiang Yuanlang rushed over with a smile, "Your Highness, I heard that you were just drenched in little Zhizhi's urine. Is that true?"
"Where did it splash? On your face?" Jiang Yuanlang fearlessly moved forward to study it. Seeing Yan Zhuo's face flushed red, he immediately guessed what he had done. He immediately leaned against the door frame and laughed so hard that he fell backwards. "Hahaha, Your Highness, can you tell me what boy's urine, um... smells like?"
Yan Zhuo, “!”
"Jiang San, is your heart disease completely healed? How about tomorrow when Ying'er performs surgery on Madam Su, I'll have him dig out your heart and treat it first?"
Jiang Yuanlang, “…”
Damn it, the joke has gone too far!
He immediately shut his mouth tightly like a clam, "Your Highness has nothing, nothing..."
Jiang Yuanyi was laughing so hard on the inside when he saw this, but since his third brother was being angered, he was not stupid enough to show it and just pretended to look around.
"Hey, where's the second brother? Why don't you see him?"
Jiang Yuanlang, "He hasn't come back yet."
"What are you talking about? It's time to eat." Jiang Ying shouted.
Yan Zhuo looked up and saw that her son was not in her arms. She asked, "Where is Zhizhi?"
[Scumbag dad is not really that stingy and wants to teach me a lesson, right? ]
The son's voice echoed in the house.
Jiang Ying laughed dryly, "I did something wrong, I'm scared, I've fallen asleep now."
Yan Zhuo: I would never believe you!
But he didn't really want to teach his son a lesson. The child was only a hundred days old and he didn't know anything. It was just funny to see him put on a fierce face and the little kid didn't dare to move around.
It can help him find the happiness that he can't find in his child's mother.
The family sat together for dinner.
Even though there were more words, everyone seemed to be used to it, and even the old lady didn't treat him as an outsider.
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