Chapter 181 Third Uncle Doesn’t Understand Baby Language



The chubby little boy looked at him with his round eyes, and his lips moved as if he was trying to say something.

But he was less than half a year old, so naturally he couldn't speak. But the next moment, the little fat boy clumsily climbed out of the crib, crawled to the edge of the bed, and with his two noodle-like carrot legs trembling with effort, he stood up with difficulty, holding Jiang Yuanlang's sleeves with both hands and was about to crawl in.

Jiang Yuanlang, “…”

"Hey, hey, I can't fit you in my sleeves, don't try to get in."

Xiao Yanzhi rolled his eyes, [Fool! Big fool! My cheap third uncle is indeed a big fool!]

[I'm crawling through your sleeve, do you really think I'm going in? I'm asking you to take me out to play, stupid pig!]

Jiang Yuanlang lifted him up and made him sit back down by the scruff of his neck like a cat, and Xiao Yanzhi became even more devastated.

The baby with his chubby cheeks looked frighteningly dark.

Jiang Yuanlang felt guilty, "Oh no, it's Third Uncle who is wrong. Third Uncle shouldn't have dragged you along."

Little Yanzhi opened his mouth, narrowly avoiding biting the tip of his nose. He waved his dimpled arms and howled a few words vaguely, "Go... out... go..."

Jiang Yuanlang pricked up his ears. "What? You want to run away?"

“…play…” Xiao Yanzhi tried his best, but it was the best he could do, and he couldn’t make any more sounds.

However, Jiang Yuanlang was very sensitive to playing and he could hear it right away.

His eyes lit up, "You, you want to go out and play, right? I told you, who would like to stay at home for ten days or half a month and not go out, just to get worms? And they say something about self-cultivation, bullshit!

"Not letting me go out to play is one thing, but even our little Yan Zhi is trapped in the mansion at such a young age. What a sin!

"Okay, Third Uncle loves you, so he'll take you out to play. But be good and don't cry. Wait for him to put on some bigger clothes."

Jiang Yuanlang was a man of action. He went back to his house and immediately found his loosest clothes before going to Kangjitang to steal the woman.

Little Yanzhi is very well behaved. He won’t cry unless he is hungry or has peed.

Therefore, Siyu and Yinrui, who knew his temper well, were either doing needlework or busy with other things, and would not stare at him with four eyes without blinking at the same time.

This gave Jiang Yuanlang an opportunity. He quietly unbuttoned his long gown, then hugged little Yanzhi and made him lie on his chest a little lower. Then he quickly closed the long gown, supported little Yanzhi's buttocks, and groaned with his belly sticking out, "Ahhh, I ate too much at noon. My stomach is going to explode. I can't take it anymore."

While attracting the attention of Siyu and Yinrui, he pretended to be mysterious and actually let him smuggle little Yanzhi out.

By the time Siyu and Yinrui discovered the situation and reported it to the old lady, who then sent people to chase them out of the house, the uncle and nephew were nowhere to be found.

I have no idea where Ye went.

The old lady slammed the table in anger, "This bastard, if he doesn't bring Zhizhi back safely, I'll skin him alive!"

"Don't just stand here. Find a way to find him. Send someone to the military camp and the Imperial College to inform the eldest and second sons. They know the third son. Everyone, split up and search quickly."

At that time, little Yanzhi was sitting in Jiang Yuanlang's palm, pulling open his collar a little, and looking around the bustling streets curiously with his bright eyes.

[Wow! My rebirth wasn't in vain. This mundane world is really addictive~]

"Third uncle, that's Fanlou over there, shall we go there and eat roast chicken?"

Jiang Yuanlang ignored him.

[Uncle San, please walk slower. I love the sweet-scented osmanthus pastry here!]

Jiang Yuanlang still ignored him.

[Third uncle! If you don’t listen to me, I’ll be angry!] Xiao Yanzhi felt so tired. It was so easy to communicate with his mother on weekdays.

What's wrong with my third uncle? Why doesn't he understand baby talk?

Just as he was cursing and feeling a little regretful about coming out with Jiang Yuanlang, he heard a sticky voice soliciting customers, "Sir, don't leave, come in and sit down~"

"Come in~"

"We have a new item today, Yangzhou skinny horses. They are very tasty and in great demand."

Suddenly, Jiang Yuanlang stopped strolling.

He lowered his head to look at the baby in his collar. "Zhizhi, have you ever seen a skinny horse from Yangzhou? How about your uncle take you to see it? If your grandmother gets angry later, I'll say that your diapers were stolen by them and I went in just to find your diapers. Well, let's put it this way, don't show your head, otherwise you might not be able to get in..."

Yan Zhi, “…”

【I believed your lies! 】

In a fit of anger, he bit Jiang Yuanlang's chest hard, right on the little bean.

Jiang Yuanlang grimaced in pain, but he pretended to be bloated and walked into Tianxiang Tower as if nothing had happened.

The madam and several girls behind him looked at his back, wondering, "What's wrong with this guy? Does he have lice?"

"You look so well-dressed, but why are you so untidy?"

Xiao Yanzhi, [You are the louse, your whole family are lice! ]

*

Qishan Cliff.

Looking down from above, it was at least dozens of meters. Jiang Ying felt dizzy and almost fell down, and was helped by Yan Zhuo.

Neither of them spoke.

There's a tacit understanding.

I thought that if I fell from here, my chances of survival would be very slim.

But no matter how small the situation is, we must try our best, just like Yan Zhuo said, if he is alive, we must see him in person; if he is dead, we must see his body!

"Let's find a way down." Jiang Ying said with his eyes closed.

Yan Zhuo had no objection, "Okay. You've just been running all the way, and you're exhausted. Sit here and rest for a while. I'll go find the way down the mountain."

Jiang Ying nodded without trying to be stubborn.

Although riding a horse may seem tiring, it is actually not easy for the person involved, not to mention that she had never ridden a horse before.

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