Wen Xia: “…”

She just didn't believe that she couldn't beat Qin Liumang. She hooked her finger at him, and when he bent down, she opened her eyes wide and said through gritted teeth, "You deserve to be fucked." After saying that, she raised her chin.

Acting like a little vicious rabbit.

This was the second time he heard his wife say this. Qin Mo was briefly knocked out, "..."

Can.

My wife is doing fine now.

You can say such "seductive" words in front of him.

He raised his eyebrows imperceptibly, and the next second his hand reached for the zipper of his collar. Then, under her gaze, he slowly unzipped his clothes, "Come on."

Wen Xia was completely defeated: "..."

She fled in panic.

Qin Mo behind him looked as if it was a pity and pulled his clothes back on.

He thought his wife was a thief.

…

After the speech, Wen Xia and Qin Mo went to Zhou Gang's office.

It can be said that I have fulfilled the visit I planned in high school.

Mr. Cao has already accepted the news that the cousins ​​are a couple, and he often mentions them to educate his students.

The class I taught before, that is, your senior, could only score more than 300 points in the first year of high school, but scored more than 700 points in the college entrance examination, while her cousin scored full marks.

Look at you again, you can lower the price to over 300, do you want to lower your blood pressure?

Students would occasionally reply: Teacher, it’s the senior student’s boyfriend.

He did not hide it: If you find someone to fall in love with prematurely like this, I will ask the dean to open a backdoor for you.

If that doesn't work, just give up and study.

You can only meet top students if you have good grades when you go to university. Like the school your senior is in, there are a lot of handsome and beautiful top students.

He understood very well that students only look at the face, and if the face is right, the feeling is right.

After talking for a while, the bell for the second class rang, and suddenly the dean's voice was heard scolding: "It's time for class, but you're still dragging your feet. That's how B University and Q University failed."

"Run for me."

Wen Xia: “…”

She stifled a laugh.

Cao picked up the physics book and asked them if they would like to attend a class in his class.

Wen Xia knew what he meant and agreed readily. The two followed Cao Jun into the classroom, attracting the attention of the students in Zhou Gang's class.

After Cao Jun arranged the seats for the two, he stood on the podium and said with a smile: "Seniors are here to bring you some blessings. Let's try to have a B-level student in our class."

The whole class burst into laughter and looked towards Wen Xia and the others frequently.

When Wen Xia heard this, she turned to look at Qin Mo who was sitting upright, and whispered half-jokingly: "It seems that I have benefited from your blessing."

Qin Mo laughed and glanced up and down, "My wife looks blessed now."

Wen Xia: ...

Damn Qin Mo, she has read a lot of novels. When she said she was going to the study to handle cases, she was going to "handle" her novels! When Cao Jun was halfway through his speech, he wanted to pick someone to answer a question. He knew that the students were interested in the "academic couple" behind him, "I'll pick your senior sister to answer a question to see if she has forgotten the content of high school?"

"Wen Xia, please stand up and answer this question. What is the law of horizontal projectile motion?"

Wen Xia, who was suddenly called out, "..."

What is the law of horizontal projectile motion? She could do physics questions, but she really didn't know the text that she ignored at first glance.

Qin Mo curled his lips and then raised his hand, "Teacher Cao, can the family members answer?"

Wen Xia: “…”

Suddenly the whole class started to make a noise and looked over here.

Cao Jun also smiled and said in a very easy-going manner: "Okay, family members can come."

Qin Mo stood up and said scientifically without a word: "The horizontal projectile motion can be decomposed into uniform linear motion in the horizontal direction and free fall motion in the vertical direction."

"Wow!!" The whole class looked at them in admiration.

When Qin Mo sat down, he was hit on the calf under the table where no one could see him. Seeing his wife blushing because of the word "family member", he shrugged innocently.

Originally a family member.

In the second half of the class, Wen Xia ignored Qin Mo. Cao Jun had other classes in the next period, so the two said they wanted to go back.

After leaving the school, Wen Xia no longer acted like a role model senior and punched Qin Mo a few times with both hands.

Qin Mo knew that his wife was angry and he had to appease her. He half-knelt down and let her hit him.

Wen Xia glared at him angrily: "You are so tall, why do you have to squat down!"

She paused for a second, and then used the words of the rural people to say: "Three piles of cow dung are high."

Qin Mo, who is three piles of cow dung: "..."

Damn it, I was forced to laugh, my shoulders shook with laughter.

When he smiled, Wen Xia got even more furious. She counted two and said viciously, "If you lose this number, we'll separate."

From breaking up, to divorce, to separation, Qin Mo narrowed his eyes, stared at her dimly, and said word by word: "Believe it or not, I will do domestic violence on the spot."

Wen Xia, who was so high-spirited just now, is now listless, "..."

Soon she hit him a few more times and said fiercely, "Come on." Then she ran away, with her half-tied ponytail fluttering in the wind.

You'd be a fool not to run.

Qin Mo raised his eyebrows, then walked into his favorite milk tea shop. After a while, Wen Xia came in, "Add more pearls, he'll pay."

The owner of the milk tea shop glanced at them and felt that they looked familiar. He looked at them again, and then looked at the newspaper on the wall, which was the newspaper that reported on Qin Mo and Wen Xia.

Wen Xia saw it and said: "..."

At this time, the boss said with a smile: "No charge, I'll give you some drinks."

"You guys used to come here often, but I didn't know you. I didn't expect you were a college student from our county."

She changed the subject and gossiped, "Were they together at that time?"

Wen Xia: “…”

Qin Mo said "hmm" politely, then took out the money and handed it to her, laughing softly, "Auntie, she is angry with me, I want to buy milk tea to appease her."

"Come and drink next time."

Facing the boss's understanding look, Wen Xia: "..."

Damn Qin Mo.

The milk tea lady took the money with a smile and said, "Then I'll give you more pearls."

After they left the milk tea shop, Qin Mo saw his wife's chin moving up and down, trying to lower her scarf a little, for fear that it would get stained with milk tea.

He reached out his hand helplessly and dotingly, and uttered a word, "Lazy."

Wen Xia looked at him sideways and said proudly, "Divorce me if you can."

Qin Mo: “…”

He laughed and couldn't help but tapped her forehead, then said faintly: "Divorce? It's not easy to get married these days, I'd better make do with it."

"After all, I am still quite satisfied with my wife's performance in bed. Five-star praise."

Wen Xia couldn't hold back his dirty talk this time, and she spat out a mouthful of milk tea, which happened to spray on his clothes.

She reacted, quickly turned her head, and spit out the remaining milk tea on the ground, "Cough cough cough..."

I choked so hard that tears came out.

Damn Qin Mo.

Damn Qin Mo.

Damn Qin Mo.

I recited it three times in my mind and felt much better.

Qin Mo patted her on the back, and after making sure she was okay, he took a look at the milk tea on his body. If it sprayed out on someone else, he would lose all his clothes.

But Wen Xia, he didn't frown, instead he laughed softly and said something flirtatious, "Wife, hey, don't be so impatient, at least wait until your husband's mouth is in yours."

Wen Xia: “…”

She couldn't stand it anymore.