Li Yi: "President Xu, please tell me first, what is my position at Tsinghua University?"
President Xu: "Professor Li, you are a specially appointed professor and doctoral supervisor at Tsinghua University."
Li Yi looked at the security guards and asked, "Did you hear that? Am I not a specially appointed professor and doctoral supervisor at Tsinghua University?"
The security guards nodded repeatedly.
The dozen or so teachers and students watching were all stunned.
"My goodness, he's so young, yet he's a professor and doctoral supervisor at Tsinghua University?" a college student exclaimed.
“Wow, he seems younger than me!” said a second-year graduate student.
"Impressive! So young and already a doctoral supervisor? I've been working for five years and I'm still just an associate professor. It's really frustrating to compare yourself to others!" an associate professor exclaimed.
Li Yi ignored the onlookers' comments. He looked at the burly security guard he had bet with and said, "You just said that if I were a specially appointed professor and doctoral supervisor at Tsinghua University, you would eat shit upside down. Come on, we also want to see how you eat shit upside down! Principal Xu will be your witness!"
Xu Ben'an: "Huh????"
Xu Ben'an was stunned.
He thought Professor Li and the security guard had made some kind of bet, but he didn't expect it to be like this.
The passersby were stunned!
"Wow, this security guard has some weird tastes!"
"Eating shit upside down, that's awesome! Keep it up, security guard!"
Everyone's eyes lit up as they looked at the security guard.
This rather burly security guard often yells at others for various reasons, such as prohibiting students from riding bicycles into the campus and requiring them to push them in; prohibiting students from bringing their takeout orders into the school and making them come to the school gate to pick them up; and frequently imposing unnecessary restrictions on the behavior of students and faculty under the pretext of maintaining campus order. As a result, he is not well-liked on campus.
Now, facing the prospect of fulfilling his absurd bet in front of everyone, his face turned pale and then red, so embarrassed he wished he could disappear into the ground.
"This...this..." The security guard stammered, beads of sweat forming on his forehead. He glanced at Principal Xu, then looked at the growing crowd of onlookers, his heart filled with mixed emotions.
"I was just joking. Professor Li, please forgive me!" The security guard had already given in and said this.
Xu Ben'an quickly added, "Professor Li, why don't we just let it go? It was just a joke."
However, Li Yi had no intention of letting the matter rest.
This security guard is a typical person who uses every ounce of his power to the extreme to make things difficult for others.
This kind of person won't learn their lesson unless they're taught a lesson.
Li Yi: "President Xu, this is Tsinghua University, not a place for jokes. It's a temple of knowledge in the hearts of the people nationwide. Whether it's faculty, students, or staff, everyone should hold themselves to high standards and not tarnish Tsinghua University's reputation. If what he said in public means that the bet is null and void, then where is Tsinghua University's authority? Where is its credibility?"
“This…” Principal Xu thought Li Yi’s words made sense. He looked at the security guard and said, “A gentleman’s word is as good as his bond. Since you made the bet, then stick to the agreement.”
"Huh????" The security guard's face turned liver-colored.
"Are you really going to eat shit upside down? But there's no shit here!"
Li Yi: "That's easy! I'll go to the restroom, and it'll be ready in no time!"
The security guard immediately knelt down before Li Yi, saying, "Professor Li, I was blind and shouldn't have made things difficult for you after you identified yourself. Please, be magnanimous and don't make me eat shit upside down, okay?"
However, before Li Yi could speak, the teachers and students watching started to jeer:
"Eat shit upside down!"
"Eat shit upside down!"
"Eat shit upside down!"
"Eat shit upside down!"
......
By this time, more than twenty people had gathered to watch.
Li Yi: "Look? The crowd of onlookers all think you have to keep your promise!"
The security guard looked very unhappy.
Do you really want to eat shit?
Are you going to do it upside down?
Faced with immense pressure under the watchful eyes of everyone, the security guard looked like he was about to cry. He knew this day would be difficult to get through, but he simply couldn't accept such an absurd punishment.
Just as he was about to break down, Li Yi slowly spoke, saying, "How about this, I don't want to make things difficult for you. However, you still have to fulfill your own bet. If you don't eat shit while standing upside down, we'll find it too smelly. How about you drink water while standing upside down? Is that alright?"
Upon hearing this, the security guard immediately agreed, saying, "Okay, no problem!"
The security guard immediately did a handstand against the wall, but since he hadn't practiced handstands in a long time and was a bit overweight, his arms bent and he bumped his head with a thud.
He quickly got up and succeeded in doing a handstand again.
Li Yi asked another security guard to bring out a bottle of mineral water and feed it to him while he was upside down.
As a result, after the water was poured into his mouth, he couldn't drink it upside down at all. Some of the water went into his airway, causing the security guard to cough repeatedly and feel very uncomfortable.
I tried three times, and it was the same every time.
Li Yi: "Forget it, I can't even make you drink water!"
Knowing that Li Yi had let him off the hook, the security guard immediately came down and bowed to Li Yi, saying, "Thank you for your understanding, Professor Li. Cough cough cough..."
Li Yi: "Remember, be nicer to everyone from now on."
Upon hearing this, the security guard nodded quickly: "Thank you, Professor Li. I will definitely change in the future, work hard, and treat people with a gentle and polite attitude!"
The teachers and students watching expressed their approval and began to applaud, giving Li Yi a thumbs up.
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