After settling Yuna and the others in, Ron returned to Sandy City and went to the Church of the Water God first.
Before facing the statue of the god, one must naturally retrieve the treasure bowl artifact.
At this moment, Ron was playing with the semi-divine artifact he had earned and talking to the statue of the water god.
"God! What would you like to hear? Or should I tell you some stories to cheer you up?"
"If the story is told well, could you give Ron some divine guidance? There are some things Ron is very curious about!"
"..."
Pope Ron muttered to himself before the statue, hoping for a response from the goddess.
However, Rita was watching from the sidelines, and even she did not notice any fluctuations in divine power.
Alright! It seems God doesn't want to bother with us right now. Ron recalled the Water Goddess's behavior when he was in God's Kingdom. Perhaps, even God gets angry sometimes? ∠(°ゝ°)
Maybe!
It's alright.
Let me tell you the story first!
I reckon the goddess should be able to hear it; it was also requested by the oracle...
Ron immediately began to tell stories of the other world.
"In that distant dimension, there was a legend that the dimensional father god there was named Pangu..."
"..."
"..."
What would God be interested in? Probably mostly other gods!
Therefore, Ron started talking about the primordial world. Anyway, there were plenty of immortals and gods in the ancient kingdom, so there was plenty to talk about. Moreover, Ron cleverly changed the way he described it as an otherworldly realm.
The dimensional creator god, the first god, the god of laws... just match them one by one and that's it.
After helping the others understand the story of another world, Ron resumed using all the original titles, gradually returning to the original meaning, and no longer saying things like the creator god was like a dimensional deity.
God should remember the settings and such.
On the first day, Ron simply talked about Pangu.
Try to make the scene sound grander...
The plan is to start from the prehistoric era and talk about Journey to the West. Hmm, that's long enough. Once the story is finished, I'll try to tell some other stories.
The opening is complete.
Ron then chimed in, "To find out what happens next, stay tuned for the next episode!"
The Pope wants to leave.
Suddenly, the statue emitted divine light, and Rita was also enveloped in the light, while Vivian was completely unharmed.
In this space, Ron only brought Rita and Vivian with him.
Sure enough, the oracle arrived. After Rita's divine light, she only said two words: "Continue!"
As Rita spoke, just as when she first met the singer Linda and received her divine message, a divine light shone into the woman's eyes.
Rita's entire body radiated divine light, making her look exactly like Linda had been back then.
Ron didn't want to have to work overtime all the time. So what if he was a god? He couldn't just not show his intentions. The main thing was that Ron estimated there wasn't much danger at the moment, but he wouldn't dare to mess with the other gods he wasn't familiar with.
Ron faced Rita defiantly: "To find out what happens next, stay tuned for the next episode."
I wonder what kind of behavior Rachel is exhibiting in the divine realm; perhaps she's already planning to cause trouble for Ron in the future!
Despite these consequences, Ron still said.
After a brief standoff, the water god realized that prolonged use of small-scale miracles in the material world would also deplete divine power, and began to speak the rest of his words.
The divine will of the divine kingdom was synchronized with Rita's body.
“My Pope, you promised that if I’m not satisfied with the story, you’ll continue…” Rita’s words gave Ron the feeling of facing a water goddess.
Ron feigned seriousness: "Oh, so my god isn't satisfied with this story. Ron, then let's change it. This time, let's tell some other stories from the mortal realm... Legend has it that there was a child in the mortal realm named Nezha..."
This time, Ron only wanted to tell part of the story again, not daring to go too far. After the story had passed its usual climax, Ron said, "To find out what happens next, stay tuned for the next episode."
He even considered playing a soap opera commercial at the perfect moment, like when the two sides were about to charge into battle.
Unfortunately, Ron, being a nobody, could only dream about it. He really didn't want to offend God, his powerful backer!
If your powerful backer isn't protective enough, you'll still end up in the crematorium at any time. ╮(﹀_﹀”)╭
It's important to strike a balance.
After saying "To be continued," Ron wanted to leave.
Rita shone with divine light once again.
This time, Ron behaved like a good student: "God! Is this story still not satisfactory? Then Ron will tell you the next story!"
Alright! The goddess finally understood Ron's little scheme.
Rita spoke again, adopting the same water goddess-like deity attitude: "My Pope, didn't you say you wanted an oracle? What do you want to know?"
Hehe, a subtle smile appeared on Ron's lips. ╮(??? ????)╭
Even God needs our cooperation; He needs our help with logistics too!
Ron no longer faced Rita, because after Rita finished speaking, the divine light gradually faded, and Ron faced the statue.
Perhaps it's more efficient to transmit some information through idols!
The capricious goddess insisted on using the phrase "divine intervention" to emphasize this point.
Ron asked, "Are there any academies of gods in different dimensions?"
Just after Ron spoke, Ron's thoughts drifted for a moment, then returned to normal, and a divine spell appeared before the statue.
The divine light of the magical runes originates from the eyes of the statue, just as the statue's gaze manifests itself...
Common Mainland Chinese terminology: The Academy of Gods exists in the dimension of gods; it is an institution created by the gods of the dimension.
That's really short!
Ron thought he would be pulled into some kind of illusion to communicate, while the Water God was rationally conserving his divine power in some inexplicable place...
Ron tried again, "Can the abyss transformation of this dimension receive the help of the gods from other worlds?"
In fact, this was what Ron really wanted to ask: the existence of the Academy of Gods meant that there was a certain degree of connection between different dimensions.
So, having strong foreign aid would be ideal.
Unfortunately, the divine message manifested once again: No, it cannot!
Ron asked again, "And why?"
This time, Ron actually received the reply: "To find out what happens next, stay tuned for the next episode."
'I……'
He was overwhelmed with a mix of emotions, unable to put his mind at ease. He had been rebuffed, but the fact that the target was a god made Ron feel strange!
It's nothing. Isn't God just giving us a message because He wants to hear a story? We can just tell it again.
Ron then asked, "My God, do you want to hear about the Primordial Era, or its branch, Nezha?"
This time, at least it wasn't that divine text.
'I want both!'
Ron wasn't having it. He also wanted to know the Water God's current interests. Perhaps in ten thousand years, the divinity would be different, but at least for now, Ron wanted to know the Water God's interests.
"Today we'll only cover one part of tomorrow's story; otherwise, we'll continue next time," Ron said firmly.
I wonder how the goddess of the divine kingdom is doing?
Oh…
Then you see the divine script: Nezha.
It turns out that even God wants to hear stories with lots of emotional highs and lows first. Well then, Ron will work overtime.
"Back then, when Nezha was young, he offended a dragon god..."
"..."
"...My fate is in my own hands, not in the hands of heaven!"
That brings us to Nezha's earth-shattering roar. I really wish we could stop here and wait for the next installment.
After thinking it over, Ron decided to stop while he was ahead and continue telling the branch story of the prehistoric world.
"Nezha was saved by Taiyi Zhenren and awaits the great calamity to come, the Investiture of the Gods!"
In this realm, the Great Calamity should be understood as the first year of disaster!
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