Long Da looked miserable. "Young master, I am the leader of the Dragon Shadow Guards, and I am the eldest among them, so I am called Long Da."
He's not some guy trying to scam someone.
Wanwan chimed in, "Dragon is an unpleasant name. I think we should call him Uncle Liar. He's clearly not blind but he's pretending to be."
“Calling him Uncle Blind is fine too,” Qianqian chimed in. “We’re right in front of him, and he still can’t see. What else could he be but truly blind?”
Long Da was on the verge of tears: ...
When will this dark history be put behind us?
And why are these two young masters so sharp-tongued?
Sure enough, Qianqian was determined not to let any of them go, and asked Nan Zhuo, "Uncle, what did my mother say just now? Did you lie to my mother too?!"
He had a protective look on his face.
You Ran couldn't help but chuckle.
Nan Zhuo quickly raised his hands in surrender, "Young master, I didn't mean it."
"Our mother taught us that once someone is unfaithful, they can never be trusted again. Since you have deceived my mother, we will never trust you again," Qianqian cruelly declared the conclusion.
Chu Heng looked at his son helplessly.
Nan Zhuo also looked at Chu Heng with a mournful face, as if he wanted to say something but dared not.
But what about the biggest culprit? You can't be so biased!
Qianqian understood immediately and placed a glutinous rice cake on her father's plate. "Father is father, and Mother will decide what's going on with Father's affairs!"
Nan Zhuo clutched his chest, feeling as if he had been hit by a thousand blows.
The group finished their breakfast amidst the lively atmosphere and then set off.
Empress Dowager Zhou took the initiative to pull the two children onto her carriage and gave Chu Heng a wink.
After the carriage started moving, You Ran belatedly realized that it was too dangerous for her to ride alone in the carriage in the morning as usual, but it was also not appropriate to try to snatch the child from the carriage in front.
Sure enough, Chu Heng squeezed in a short while later.
She kicked him.
Chu Heng dodged to the side, his body completely inside the carriage, and then grabbed her ankle.
She leaned forward leisurely and launched an attack with both hands.
Chu Heng quickly restrained her hands in a few rounds.
She glared at him angrily, "What are you doing?! It's improper for a man and a woman to be alone in a room together!"
Chu Heng moved closer to her, gently lowering her legs, but his hands remained still. His tone was pitiful as he said, "You Ran, there are so many guards watching outside, and Father and Mother are in front. Give me some face, okay?"
"Give you face? What about my reputation then?" She struggled with her hands.
“As long as you don’t let me get off the bus, you can do whatever you want!” he whispered. “They know what to say and what not to say, and they will never damage your reputation.”
Yu Ran's eyes blazed with fury as she gritted her teeth, "You...let...me...go...away!"
Chu Heng slowly released his hand, not forgetting to emphasize, "Then you're not allowed to kick me off the car."
With her hands freed, You Ran cracked her knuckles and said in a chilling tone, "As long as you don't get out of the car, you can do whatever you want with me, right?"
Chu Heng suddenly felt a chill run down his spine, but he still forced himself to nod and said, "Mm."
You Ran chuckled, "You said it yourself, but if you resist, get off the bus!"
Chu Heng closed his eyes. "Alright, come on!"
As long as it's not visible from the outside, it doesn't matter if we're shameless inside.
Then, You Ran rubbed her hands together and twisted his ears with one hand on each side.
Chu Heng felt a surge of heat rush to the top of his head.
Even his mother couldn't twist his ear!
He kept his eyes tightly shut, not daring to open them.
I was afraid that if I opened my eyes, I would reveal my shame and anger.
But he brought this upon himself, so he could only endure it.
You Ran twisted it twice, still not satisfied, so she twisted it a couple more times before finally putting it down with a huff.
Then he held both of his hands up to his ears, saying, "Keep them up like that, don't move!"
Seeing his expression, You Ran thought he looked like a child admitting his mistake, or like some kind of animal flapping its big ears. She held back her laughter and dared not make a sound.
Then slowly retreat to the corner.
Seeing that there was no movement for a long time, Chu Heng opened his eyes.
The person in front of me had already huddled in a corner with their eyes closed, looking like someone who shouldn't be approached.
He was about to move when he heard her say coldly, "Don't move."
Chu Heng: ...
He held up his arm for a while, then said with a pitiful expression, "My arm is so sore."
She said coldly, "It's only been a short time and it's already sore? I was pregnant with twins for a full ten months!"
Chu Heng immediately fell silent and had no choice but to obediently hold it up.
After a while, he couldn't take it anymore and had to ask again, pleadingly, "Can I be punished in a different position?"
You Ran opened her eyes slightly, "Let's switch legs."
Chu Heng: ...
That's indecent, extremely indecent.
On a sudden impulse, he quickly lunged at her legs and began pressing down on them with his hands.
You Ran suddenly pulled back, but he pulled her back and continued pressing.
While massaging, he quickly said ingratiatingly, "You said you wanted to switch to your legs, so I'll massage your legs for you! Does it feel good?"
You Ran: ...
"You must not tell anyone, otherwise I, the ruler of this country, will lose all face."
Afraid she would refuse, he quickly added, "I've seen people in the palace massage Father and Mother like this before, and it must have been quite comfortable. Since you're going to punish me, why not choose a method that will tire me out but also make you feel comfortable?"
You Ran: ...
That makes so much sense; she was speechless.
Chu Heng's lips curved slightly, and he took another step closer.
"Does it feel good? Is the pressure okay?"
She snorted, "It's too much of a burden for you, the ruler of a nation, to do such servant's work!"
"I'm not wronged!" he exclaimed joyfully. "Being able to serve my junior sister is something I never dared to dream of!"
You Ran opened her eyes, saw the ingratiating expression on his face, and snorted, "Senior brother would never do such a thing or say such a thing."
He nodded, "Senior brother was wrong. From now on, senior brother will definitely follow junior sister's lead. If junior sister tells me to go east, I will never dare to go west!"
"Oh, I remember... when I was young, my senior brother used to make me practice calligraphy, one piece every day."
"It will never happen again. If it does, your senior brother will practice for you!"
As expected, what goes around comes around.
"My senior brother also asked me to take care of that unfortunate crown prince's ailing body. So am I taking care of my senior brother or the crown prince? Oh no, now it's the emperor!" she asked quietly.
Chu Heng's scalp tightened. After hesitating for a moment, he asked in a low voice, "In the future, can I change my address and ask You Ran to take care of... my unlucky husband?"
You Ran suddenly glared, and was about to kick out with one foot.
Chu Heng quickly hugged the foot, "Don't be angry, don't be angry..."
You Ran rolled her eyes at him. "If you keep talking nonsense, you're getting off the bus!"
Chu Heng wiped the sweat from his brow, but unwilling to give up, he continued to flirt with death, "My child's mother..."
You Ran glared, about to lash out, but found herself unable to find fault with anything.
He grinned. "This isn't a mistake, is it? Why don't you call me 'Father of My Child'?"
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