Stop right there! I'm talking about you if you keep looking. Hand over your brain and leave it here!
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"Doctor, I'm sick!"
The walls of the simple consultation room were peeling paint, and a doctor wearing round glasses was writing medical records at his desk.
What are the symptoms? Tell me.
Ruan Xianxian looked around to make sure no one else was in the examination room, then leaned forward and whispered a shushing sound to the doctor:
"The hen we've raised for eight years said last night that my cousin's fiancé was peeping at my mom while she was taking a bath, and that I should hurry up and go to the countryside to take refuge!"
Dr. Xu: ? ? ?
He was shocked, confused, and didn't understand!
After a moment, a smile of "not understanding but respect" appeared on his face, and he asked gently, "Besides the hen talking, are there any other symptoms?"
"Yes!" Ruan Xianxian nodded.
"My mom always points her finger at me and scolds me, saying that I'm just like my dad. If she had a son, he would definitely inherit her excellent bloodline."
I... I gave her an idea.
Dr. Xu: "What idea?"
"Let her have a son with my dad, then dump my dad, and have another son with my son to inherit all her excellent bloodline."
Ruan Xianxian was a little sad. "After she finished speaking, she screamed, called me crazy, and told me to come to our department for treatment."
Dr. Xu: ? ? ?
Take a deep breath. "Now let's test if you have any cognitive impairment issues. I'll ask you questions, and you answer them!"
Ruan Xianxian immediately straightened her back and sat up straight.
"One day you go to the toilet and realize you don't have any toilet paper. You have a 10-yuan note and a family photo in your pocket. What would you do?"
"Does this even need to be thought about?" Ruan Xianxian exclaimed, then sighed, "It seems my longing for my family is about to turn yellow!"
Dr. Xu couldn't help but laugh out loud. After laughing for a while, he said, "Young man, did your family sign you up to go to the countryside? This isn't an illness, it's resentment."
No need to take medicine, just talk it out with your family.
Go back! Young people should heed the call of the organization; there is much to be done in the vast countryside.
After leaving the consultation room, Ruan Xianxian was completely puzzled. What she said was all true!
For the past two days, her family has been telling her she's sick, but professional doctors say she's not. Who should she listen to?!
Before I knew it, I had walked to the emergency room on the first floor and saw an auntie kneeling down, tears streaming down her face, trying to stuff small bills into the doctor's hand.
The doctor refused all offers, but solemnly promised to do everything in his power to save the person!
She suddenly understood! It turned out that she hadn't given the doctor any bribes.
But she... had no money!
She spent all her savings from years of savings on the black market this morning, even using her last two cents to register for an appointment. What should she use to bribe the doctor?
Ruan Xianxian looked around, trying to learn from his compatriots' experience.
When she wandered to the back gate, she saw a middle-aged man pushing a bicycle, smiling and saying goodbye to the old gatekeeper. Suddenly, she understood.
That's right! Bribes aren't just about giving money; they can also be obtained through labor!
He smiled and stepped forward to strike up a conversation with the old man, "Brother, I'd like to ask you something."
So, Dr. Xu, who was rushing home for dinner after a busy day, saw Ruan Xianxian squatting there, scrubbing his bicycle with a small brush in her hand, with a basin of water at her feet.
He dashed towards his car almost in the blink of an eye, yelling, "Stop! Stop! That's the bike chain, you can't touch it!"
Having done something good but ended up making things worse, Ruan Xianxian walked dejectedly along the wall, her movements somewhat furtive!
She didn't want to follow her, but she really needed a diagnosis of mental illness!
The person traveled back two days ago!
My brain completely broke down after I heard the hen start talking!
In her previous life, she believed in the bond between her parents and worked diligently to help her cousin develop the rural areas. When she returned to the city, she took over her cousin's unwanted fiancé.
He didn't even blink when he watched his cousin's legs being run over by a truck and heard her heart-wrenching screams as he tried to save her.
She was completely abandoned by this family.
She later succumbed to her injuries and died, becoming an orphan in another world, beginning a bizarre life that lasted for more than a decade.
Finally, he used the money he had painstakingly saved to offer a roast chicken to the Buddha, but because his left foot stepped out of the main hall first, he was struck by lightning and died!
It's back to the scene of Jiao Ruan's cousin wanting to elope to the countryside but then changing her mind halfway, and her parents and uncles forcing her to take her place in a large-scale PUA situation.
She rushed into the house, cut off all of her cousin's polyester dress, wrapped the scraps around her head, and spun around, asking the elders, "Do I look like my cousin?"
Ruan Xianxian suppressed the corners of her mouth that were turning up. Since she got a mental illness, her mental state has improved a lot!
And finally, I left behind that era where "I raise hormone-treated fish, you sell fairy shrimp, you grow poisonous weeds, she grows golden watermelons, chickens with six wings, ducks that can't quack, and frozen meat entered every household thirty years ago."
Vegetables sprayed with pesticides, rats turned into steaks, milk containing borax—this is a messed-up world where "you play me, I harm him, and the hospital laughs its head off!"
Her world has no skyscrapers, but it is filled with the lights of countless homes!
The family compound has red tiles and gray walls. Dr. Xu parked his car, greeted the elderly people chatting under the trees, picked up his bag, and walked into the No. 1 gate piled with miscellaneous items.
His wife, busy at the stove in the hallway, saw him return home and gave him a warm yet slightly disdainful smile: "Wash your hands, dinner's ready."
At the dinner table, Dr. Xu talked to his wife about the patients of the day, with a particular focus on Ruan Xianxian.
The woman laughed: "She's just a young girl who wants to get sick to avoid going to the countryside. It's just a matter of a few extra transactions. You're so heartless."
Dr. Xu shook his head and picked up some food, "You can't just get a mental illness like that. She's trying to solve her immediate problems, but this illness will stay with her for life. It will make it difficult for her to find a job and get married later."
Issuing a diagnosis would only harm her.
The woman agreed and stopped talking, and the couple started chatting about other things.
As darkness fell, Dr. Xu cleared the dishes and took them to the washroom to clean. As soon as he opened the door, he saw a moving "melon" squatting in front of the stove.
He grinned and gave him a "Hehehe!"
Half an hour later, the Public Security Bureau—
Dr. Xu looked shaken, pointing at Ruan Xianxian, who was sitting obediently in the corner, her head tucked in, not daring to say a word.
"It's her! She not only stalks me but also harasses me. Comrade, I now believe she has a mental illness!"
You be the judge, who sits outside someone's house playing with coal briquettes in the middle of the night?
“I didn’t play with coal briquettes!” Ruan Xianxian retorted. “I was just adding some coal ash because I saw your stove was about to go out.”
"You..." Dr. Xu was amused by her and turned to the police officer, "Comrade, you heard that first you wanted to take off my bicycle chain, and then you were messing with the stove. Who can stand that?"
I need to give her a serious reprimand and education.
When the police questioned the two separately and learned that Ruan Xianxian did this purely to curry favor with the doctor and get better treatment for her, they fell silent.
Police: "Name?"
“My name is Ruan Xianxian, Xian meaning karma.”
"Comrade," she said, pointing to Dr. Xu, who was still complaining and looked utterly aggrieved, "I want to report this!"
This person abused his position to collaborate with human traffickers, using medical diagnoses as bait to repeatedly abduct and sell eligible women. His actions were heinous and his crimes deserve the death penalty.
Arrest him!
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