(This chapter has a slightly pungent smell, so those who are eating should proceed with caution. If you spit out your food, you can't spit out my food too!)
Thinking of something, Ruan Kangri asked, "Why didn't you go home after returning to Beijing? Why did you come to the military region?"
He still had doubts.
"I didn't say goodbye before coming back, because I was afraid my cousin would be unhappy if she suddenly saw me," Tian Tian said, recounting her experiences on the way back.
Just then, a guard knocked on the door. "Brigade Commander, the Division Commander wants to see you."
Ruan Kangri knew that Qin Jingshan must have reported it to the leader, so he took a deep breath and stood up.
"Go back home. It's just your sister there. Don't cause her any trouble!"
...
After leaving the military region, Tian Tian disappeared for a while, turning several corners. When she reappeared, she was carrying a small bag of cement.
Standing outside the red brick and vermilion walls of the Ruan family courtyard, Tian Tian's vision blurred for a moment before she stepped into the courtyard.
The furnishings on the first floor had long since changed, except for the clock that Ruan Xianxian had given him. The old man liked it too much but also felt uncomfortable with it, so he moved it from the study to the living room.
A woman's beautiful singing voice came from the direction of Baozhu's room on the second floor.
Tian Tian stared intently, then turned and went into the kitchen, expressionless, to mix the cement. She then poured the entire contents of her lunchbox into the enamel toilet seat.
An hour was enough for the cement to set initially, and Tian Tian took advantage of this time to go out again.
Several five-story buildings stand in the front row of the military compound, while only officers of a certain rank can live in the independent courtyards at the back.
At the end of each floor of the building, there is a public restroom.
Tian Tian approached with a blank expression, and walked out again with the same blank expression a dozen minutes later.
Looking at the three lunchboxes belonging to the Ruan family in the net bag, the corners of his lips twitched slightly. Compared to the manure piles in the countryside, the toilets in the city were really clean and hygienic.
When the cement had set, Tian Tian returned to the Ruan family home and poured the prepared gifts into the toilet. She also carefully set up a small mechanism with a thin thread.
Once the toilet door is closed, the broom connected by a wire falls down, blocking the distance between the doorknob and the door frame, making it impossible to open from the inside.
After finishing everything, Tian Tian hid in a dark corner of the stairwell and waited quietly.
A moment later, Ruan Baozhu, wearing the most fashionable flared jeans and a short-sleeved floral top with puff sleeves, walked downstairs humming a song.
Go into the kitchen to make a cup of malted milk powder, sit at the dining table in the living room, take out some cookies and newspaper, and enjoy a special afternoon tea.
After a good meal and drinks, Ruan Baozhu went into the restroom, completely unaware of the pair of unusually excited eyes lurking in the shadows of the stairs.
"It stinks!" The unusually strong smell today made Ruan Baozhu vomit, but she didn't notice anything unusual even after sitting on the toilet.
Until the moment I got up, pulled the rope, and started flushing, the water flooded Jinshan Temple...
"Holy crap! Ah..."
Bang bang bang—
A loud banging on the toilet door was heard, accompanied by Ruan Baozhu's terrified screams.
"The toilet is clogged. Who locked the door from the outside?"
Looking at the banging on the toilet door, Tian Tian walked out of the stairs with a look of satisfaction.
She pinched her nose, wanting to get closer to admire her cousin's disheveled state, but the yellowish water flowing from under the door made her hesitate.
"Ugh! Open the door! Open the door now!"
Ruan Baozhu cried.
When a person sobs, they will involuntarily increase their breathing rate.
Tears didn't fall from her eyes, but then came the sound of vomiting.
The Ruan family's toilet has a small window, which is about 1.7 meters above the ground.
The window isn't big; even a petite girl could easily climb out.
When she first discovered the toilet was clogged, Ruan Baozhu made a fatal mistake: she repeatedly pulled on the flush cord, trying to flush down the overflowing dirty water.
This caused the flood to engulf Jinshan Temple.
The overflowing sewage and pungent odor filled the cramped space, enough to drive anyone trapped inside crazy.
Tian Tian thought that her only way out was to climb out through the small window.
That's too high.
Without any foothold, Ruan Baozhu could only jump off the toilet to raise her foothold and have a chance to climb out.
The key point is that modern toilets don't have lids.
If you step on a toilet seat that's been flooded with sewage, you could easily slip and fall in.
Separated by a door, Tian Tian imagined Ruan Baozhu's desperate and disheveled appearance at the door and felt extremely pleased!
The sobbing and vomiting gradually subsided, and then the sound of shoes splashing through puddles could be heard again.
Tian Tian silently counted in her mind: 1, 2, 3...
Bang--!
When the count reached 7, there was a loud bang, like the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground, followed by Ruan Baozhu's painful cry, and then an even more desperate and shrill wail.
"Ahhh!"
"Grandpa, Brother Zhengchi, save me!"
"Someone save me... Ugh!"
Anyone who's ever stepped in poop knows it's pretty slippery!
Especially when it's attached to enamel.
If others are careful and well-prepared, their chances of success are higher. For Nguyen Bao Chu, who is naturally uncoordinated, jumping is an incredibly difficult task.
From the sound, Tian Tian knew that she had fallen and hit the ground the moment she jumped up.
What's on the ground?
Just like deep-fried ice cream, the surface is coated with a golden, crispy layer before being fried!
Although her cousin didn't sink one foot and calf into the toilet as Tian Tian had envisioned, it seemed she had invented a way that suited her better.
Ruan Baozhu inside the door fainted several times, only to be revived by the smell.
All the bad luck I've ever experienced in my life, including being diagnosed with hepatitis A, has never been as disheartening and desperate as this moment!
Who can save her?
"What's wrong?" Chief Lü from the next building opened the window. "Ruan girl, are you crying? What happened?"
The crying inside the toilet suddenly stopped!
Having turned into fried ice cream, Nguyen Bao Chu tightly covered her mouth with her dirty hands.
No, I absolutely cannot let outsiders know that I am in such a disheveled and filthy state.
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