While Zhu Wuhuan was asleep, Xiao Yuanzi came in.
He had already found out who the Empress had contacted when the Emperor attended the morning court.
He glanced furtively at Zhu Wuhuan on the small couch, then quietly walked to Feng Changye, wanting to tell his master what he had found out.
But he dared to say it, but Feng Changye didn't dare to listen.
Feng Changye glanced at his queen covertly.
The queen fell asleep, but the system in her brain was not asleep.
If Xiao Yuanzi whispered to him here, the system would definitely hear it and tell the queen.
So Feng Changye gave Xiao Yuanzi a look, signaling him to shut up and not say anything.
Xiao Yuanzi scratched his head in confusion.
The Queen Mother has fallen asleep, why is the Emperor so afraid that she will hear it?
The Queen doesn't have the ability to hear and see from afar...
Half an hour later, Zhu Wuhuan woke up.
She stretched and then looked lazily at Feng Changye who was still reviewing memorials.
Being an emperor is so hard.
It's even harder than working in modern society, with no holidays all year round. Alas.
"Are you awake?"
Feng Changye looked up at her and smiled, "It seems like you slept half an hour less than a few days ago. Don't you want to sleep a little longer?"
Zhu Wuhuan shook his head, "Not so sleepy anymore."
She stood up and walked over to him.
She asked with a smile, "Your Majesty, do you want to go to the toilet?"
Feng Changye found it funny.
What a heartless boy! He deliberately scared him with croton powder before going to bed, and now he wants to scare him again?
He shook his head, "Not for now."
Zhu Wuhuan half-knelt down, rested her chin on the back of his hand, and looked up at him tenderly.
She blinked gently, "Your Majesty, but I hope you can go to the toilet now..."
Feng Changye looked down at her and gently stroked her hair, "Why?"
Zhu Wuhuan stared into his eyes and smiled, "Because I want to help you personally..."
Feng Changye paused.
He didn't quite understand what she meant and blinked in confusion, "Hmm?"
Zhu Wuhuan gestured slowly with both hands and said slowly, "I will bring a basin to your bed, then help you up, place the basin in front of you, hold your thing myself, and then let you go to the toilet——"
"..." Feng Changye opened his eyes wide and looked at her in disbelief!
What the hell is this?
Is it because the Queen woke up in the wrong way? Otherwise, why could she say such horrifying words!
How shameful!
The scene she described made him feel extremely embarrassed just thinking about it. How could she say that?
Even if Feng Changye became paralyzed in this life, he would still have eunuchs to serve him. He would never let his beloved woman do such a thing for him!
He is the one who has the burden of being a perfect husband!
If he were to be treated like this by her once, he would never be able to face her again!
Thinking of this, he frowned and glared at her unhappily, "I'm not paralyzed, I can walk to the toilet by myself! I don't need you, the queen, to help me go to the toilet!"
Zhu Wuhuan curled his lips and smiled innocently.
"Your Majesty, why are you so fierce? You are not paralyzed, but you are weak and slow after your injury. I think it must be very painful for you to walk to the toilet every time. I want to help you! We are husband and wife, please don't be so formal with me!"
Feng Changye continued to stare at her!
Is this a question of being polite or not?
This is a question of whether he can save his reputation as a perfect husband!
"emperor--"
Zhu Wuhuan deliberately placed his finger on his wound and tapped it gently, then leaned over and sighed in his ear.
"Is it so embarrassing for you to have me help you urinate? Then do you know that if you were a little more careless that day and the injury was a little more serious, you would still need me to help you with your shit and piss in bed!"
"Queen, you are so outrageous!" Feng Changye gritted his teeth!
There will never be a day when Feng Changye will need his wife to take care of his shit and pee!
If there is! He would rather die!
Zhu Wuhuan looked at his dark face and tried hard to suppress his smile.
She shook her head and sighed, "Your Majesty, I'm not being presumptuous, but I'm telling you a true story. When I was a child, my father told me and my brothers about battles. He said it wasn't easy for any soldier, and some were tragically stabbed in the abdomen by the enemy. Although they survived, their recovery was the most difficult for anyone else."
"Because when the enemy's knife stabbed into his abdomen, it actually pierced his intestines by coincidence!"
"The filth in the intestines flowed out directly from the wound in the abdomen!"
"It's miserable, and it stinks. He's lying there recovering from his wounds, and not only is there filth leaking out of his wounds, but he's also incontinent, and the whole bed is covered in feces and urine..."
She spoke slowly while looking into Feng Changye's eyes.
"I dreamed of this story my father told me when I was a child, and I'm particularly scared. You said that Shu'er's dagger was blind that day, and you were also injured in the intestines. Wouldn't you have to be like that soldier and let me serve you in your excrement and urine?"
She said to the system in her heart.
"System, why didn't the tyrant have more bad luck this time? Why didn't the dagger lacerate his intestines? If it had, and he'd experienced the unpleasant odor emanating from the wound, he'd have learned his lesson, right?"
The system said with great anticipation.
[Host, don't feel sorry. Perhaps it won't be long before the Tyrant is able to injure his intestines. After all, he loves getting hurt intentionally, right? And getting hurt isn't something he can always control precisely. Maybe next time the dagger will hit the wrong spot and pierce his intestines!]
"..." Feng Changye's expression was so ugly that it could no longer be described.
Before he injured himself, he never thought that the dagger might pierce his intestines!
The story that the queen just told was so terrifying to him just thinking about it!
And he did not doubt the authenticity of the story!
The human intestines are located near the abdominal cavity. If the dagger is inserted a little deeper, or it is a coincidence, it is not surprising that the intestines are injured!
Thinking of this, he subconsciously looked at his abdomen.
Suddenly I feel a lingering fear!
The Queen and the system were right. Just because he was lucky this time, it didn’t mean he would be so lucky next time!
He swore that he would never intentionally hurt himself again!
He must remember the story told by the queen and take it as a warning!
So he tried to soften his expression, held Zhu Wuhuan's fingers tightly, and made a solemn promise.
"Don't worry, Queen. I will be extremely careful from now on and will never allow myself to get hurt again!"
So, could you please stop trying so hard to torture and scare me?
First it was croton powder, and now you are serving me shit and pee and telling me stories about having my intestines punctured. I am really scared of you!
I'm scared, I give up!
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