The system is the happiest about the whole Feng Changye.
It immediately said happily, "Host, please wait a moment. The system will find it for you soon! We don't want anything that's not funny!"
"..." Hearing the conversation between the Queen and the system, Feng Changye wanted to shake her shoulders and say, Stop it, Queen, don't!
She hadn't even started talking yet, but he was already on the verge of losing his temper!
When he thought about those hilarious jokes that would echo in his ears and he had to pretend not to hear them and not show any expression, he started to get scared!
When he was trembling with fear, Zhu Wuhuan kept staring at him.
Seeing that he was still looking at the bed curtain with tears in his eyes, and seemed to have no reaction to her conversation with the system, she became more hesitant.
Could it be that she really guessed wrong?
A few seconds later, the system finally brought Zhu Wuhuan a hundred jokes.
It displayed the jokes in front of Zhu Wuhuan in the form of a light screen, allowing Zhu Wuhuan to read them.
Zhu Wuhuan glanced at Feng Changye, then looked at the light screen.
Late one night, the man of the house hadn't returned home yet. The daughter and her mother looked toward the village entrance. The daughter said angrily, "Mom, Dad hasn't come home yet. He must have been hooking up with some other woman!" The mother glared at her and whispered, "Silly child, don't assume the worst. Your dad hasn't come home yet. Maybe he died in an accident!"
While she was telling this joke in her mind, she was staring at Feng Changye's expression.
Feng Changye still looked at the bed curtain calmly, as if he didn't hear her thoughts.
In fact, he was already amused on the inside!
He just endured it with great difficulty in order to survive!
Zhu Wuhuan frowned slightly when he saw that he had no expression.
I shouldn't have no reaction...
Although she had seen this joke so many times that she no longer reacted to it, she was amused when she first saw this joke in modern times.
Could it be that he couldn't grasp the funny point of this cold joke?
Tell him the story again.
One day, several young men were galloping on horseback. Suddenly, one of the young men's horses got startled and ran straight off a cliff. The others saw this and shouted, "Brother, rein in your horse! Brother, rein in your horse!" The young man, who was dizzy from being thrown around on horseback, turned around and yelled, "Are you happy? Are you happy? I'm happy, mother of you!"
"..." Feng Changye looked at the bed curtain expressionlessly, his heart was about to collapse!
Ahhh, who made up this joke? Why is it so funny? He can’t help it!
Another tear fell from his eyes.
These are tears that come from holding back laughter!
Zhu Wuhuan stared at Feng Changye again and again, frowning.
It's strange, why doesn't he react at all?
Two different jokes, he should have some reaction, right?
His face was expressionless and he showed no reaction. Could it be that he really couldn't hear what she was thinking?
When she was about to tell the third story, Feng Changye finally couldn't bear it anymore.
He's going to pretend to be asleep!
The reason why he didn't pretend to sleep immediately was because he felt that if he pretended to sleep as soon as she called on the system to collect jokes for her in her heart, it would definitely arouse her suspicion.
He's already heard two jokes now, so pretending to sleep won't seem so contrived, right?
Then he murmured again, "I am really not a tyrant..."
Then, he slowly closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.
At this moment, he was so sad that he wanted to travel back to an hour ago and kill the part of himself who wanted to drink.
You shouldn't drink.
Drinking really does mess things up. He'll remember the lesson tonight for the rest of his life...
Of course, the premise is that he can survive this ordeal tonight safely.
Zhu Wuhuan saw him sleeping, and still unwilling to give up, she shouted in her heart, "Feng Changye, I'm going to put a knife to your neck and kill you! I'm going to be the queen!"
Feng Changye closed his eyes and did not respond.
There was a voice in my heart saying, stop scaring me. I would have been afraid of you a month ago, but now I know you won’t kill me. As long as you don’t reveal your mind-reading ability, I have nothing to fear.
Zhu Wuhuan deliberately shouted again, "Feng Changye, I'm going to tell you a secret. Your son is not your child! You're cheating on me. Did you hear me?"
Feng Changye still didn't respond.
There was a voice in my heart saying, you are operating under my nose every day, the child is not mine, could it be yours or the system's?
Zhu Wuhuan narrowed his eyes slightly, [Go to sleep, sleep till you die! When you fall asleep, I will take your son away from the palace... and leave you here all alone!]
Feng Changye still didn't respond.
He knew better than anyone that if he reacted and exposed his mind-reading ability, she would truly abandon him with the child.
She would never leave unless he was exposed.
So, this scare is useless.
Zhu Wuhuan tried many times but didn't see any reaction from Feng Changye. She was extremely confused.
Could it be that she was really being too suspicious?
Is this really just a coincidence tonight?
She gently pushed Feng Changye a few times, but couldn't move him.
So she sat on the edge of the bed with her arms folded, looking down at the "sleeping" Feng Changye.
She began to recall every detail of her time with him after she traveled through time.
As soon as she crossed over, Feng Changye, who was determined to depose Empress Zhu and execute the entire Zhu family, walked coldly to the door and suddenly came back...
Why did he come back suddenly?
Was it because he heard her inner voice and knew that she was not the original Queen Zhu, so he came back?
Later, he changed his mind and did not kill the Zhu family. He pardoned the Zhu family's sins so easily. Was it because he heard her say in her heart that General Zhu had never committed treason?
She narrowed her eyes slightly, recalling it bit by bit...
Feng Changye didn't react at all when she told the joke just now. She had slightly dispelled her suspicion of him, but now when she recalled the past events, she suddenly felt that he was very suspicious again!
These things were completely different from what happened in history, but she felt that they were normal since she had never doubted that he could hear her thoughts before.
Because of the butterfly wing effect of her as a time traveler, it is not surprising that history would be changed.
But now that I suspect he has the ability to read minds, when I think about these things again, each and every one of them really doesn't stand up to scrutiny.
Very suspicious!
“…” Feng Changye pretended to be asleep, but his heart was broken.
Once again, he wanted to strangle himself who was happily drinking at the table!
Drinking will really cause trouble!
Although he was anxious, he didn't dare to talk in his sleep immediately.
As soon as people start to suspect him, he starts talking in his sleep. It's so deliberate.
So he had to calm down, be calm, and wait...
He will wait for the most suitable opportunity.
Half an hour later.
Zhu Wuhuan had already sorted out all the details of the past few months. When his suspicion of Feng Changye reached its peak, Feng Changye decided to speak.
He had been pretending to be asleep for long enough, so speaking now would not seem deliberate.
Then, he suddenly frowned and growled in pain—
"Get out of here... How dare you, a wandering ghost, get close to me!"
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