Chapter 37 Absurd Dog
Bizhu, true to his name, was slender and tall like a bamboo. He said, “My family is poor. I have nothing but my looks. This place is a quick and easy way to make money. Anyway, whether I sleep with someone once or countless times, it’s all the same. I’ll get used to it after a while.”
The last three sentences kept echoing in Shen Hegui's ears, piercing his temples as if pricked by needles. He paced back and forth a couple of times, and after calming down for a moment, he asked again, "Over time, can you really get used to it without any reservations?"
Bizhu: "I am a prostitute, and all who come are my patrons. It's impossible to say that I have no reservations. I observe that you, sir, are dressed and have an extraordinary bearing. I dare to guess that a man is pursuing you passionately, which is putting you in a difficult position. As for the true feelings between men, you should ask Chengsang."
Bai Chen secretly tugged at Bi Zhu, his face full of anger at her lack of ambition.
Cheng Sang was the son of a merchant. He had a tanned complexion, was tall and strong, and had a lot of muscles. If you didn't know him, you would think he was a strong laborer who had been brought in to make up the numbers.
Shen Hegui turned his gaze to Cheng Sang and promised, "If your answer satisfies me, I can change your name and register your household, and send you and your lover to study at the academy together. I will pay for the expenses."
He chuckled sheepishly and rubbed the back of his head, saying honestly, "How could I possibly accept that? There was no awkwardness between me and my sweetheart; we were truly in love. If you wish to try to accept the man who genuinely pursues you, you can start with simple physical contact, such as tidying your clothes, riding in the same carriage together, and exchanging sweet nothings with him every day."
Seeing Shen Hegui listening attentively, Cheng Sang began to impart his experience without reservation: "When men fall in love and stay together, it goes against worldly norms and there are many obstacles. So they must fight and compete. When they get older, if the other party's family forces them to marry, they must stop them and eliminate all potential male and female rivals. Under no circumstances should a third party be allowed to interfere in the relationship."
Cheng Sang paused for a moment, organizing his thoughts: "If the other party takes the initiative to propose marriage and to carry on the family line, you must not agree. You must persuade him gently to give up the idea. If you are worried about the continuation of the family line, you can adopt from the clan or adopt a few children that poor families cannot afford to raise or that have been abandoned."
"I have several treasured erotic pictures that I may give to you, young master. By the way, if in the future you decide to be with another young master and choose to be the one below, you must abstain from spicy food and prepare some flower oil."
When it came to areas where he had no knowledge, Shen Hegui slowly sat back down at his desk and humbly asked, "What is the 'down below'? And why should we abstain from spicy food and prepare flower oil?"
Bai Chen chuckled and interjected, "If you don't take the usual path, you have to find another way. The one that is taken is the inferior one. The passage of grain is tight and needs to be moistened and expanded with flower oil in order to withstand rain and dew. If the first time is too rough, I don't need to say more, I'm sure you can understand how difficult it will be for the next few days."
That idiot Bizhu, she gives away all the credit that's handed to her! She has to do it herself.
Shen Hegui understood immediately, and it was as if a bucket of cold water had been poured over his head. He sat frozen in place, the veins on his forehead bulging and then erupting like writhing dragons. His fingertips turned white, and he unconsciously tore his clothes.
Since he's impotent, he must be the one on the bottom. So, in the future, on the bed, does he have to agree to Lu Wensheng doing *that* to his manhood?! That's just too absurd!
A corner of Shen Hegui's heart silently collapsed and crumbled, and his worldview was greatly impacted. He was torn between his inner turmoil and his own conscience, but he did not show it on his face. Only Feng Yi vaguely sensed the turmoil in his master's heart.
Before he came, his godfather had explained the whole story to him. When he heard it, he was shocked and deeply admired His Highness for enduring what ordinary people could not and doing what ordinary people dared not do.
He has been castrated for two years. Putting myself in his shoes, I know he couldn't do it unless you put a knife to his throat and force him.
Qin Lang was struggling at his feet. Feng Yi was uneasy, so he pinched his face hard and whispered a threat: "I advise you to be quiet, otherwise it's hard to say whether you'll be left with a whole corpse later!" This clueless guy, don't make a big fuss and implicate him.
Shen Hegui remained silent, and the room fell into a moment of profound stillness, broken only by the crackling sound of the candle wick.
Cheng Sang scratched his head, seemingly wanting to say something but then stopping himself.
Bai Chen noticed the three new kids next to him shoving each other as if they wanted to say something, so he quickly broke the silence of the room.
He twisted his waist and took half a step forward, as if to take credit: "There's a difference between hearing about this kind of thing and experiencing it firsthand. Whether you're going up or down, as long as you get through the first time, you'll naturally find enjoyment in it!"
Shen Hegui lowered his eyes to conceal the darkness and turmoil within them, and asked through gritted teeth, "What does it feel like the first time? Is it like taking off your clothes... applying oil and starting right away?"
Bai Chen smiled and said, "Why be so impatient? There's always foreplay. I also have a few treasured erotic pictures that I can give to you later."
Bai Chen glanced provocatively at Cheng Sang and continued to explain to Shen Hegui: "A man's first time is just as painful as a woman's. If his partner is rough, he will feel very uncomfortable the next day, and he may even bleed..."
Taking advantage of Bai Chen's moment of respite, Cheng Sang interjected, "There's more than one way to seek pleasure. Actually, it's better to limit people's escape routes. Half a month ago, I met an old man. He was unrestrained when he was young, so he has anal problems and has to change his pants several times a day..."
This is a bolt from the blue!
Shen Hegui's knuckles cracked as he gripped them tightly.
The indoor air pressure dropped lower and lower, and the air seemed to stagnate. Although Cheng Sangren was rough, he was also very thoughtful, so he spoke in a lower and lower voice, and eventually stopped talking altogether.
Seeing Shen Hegui's pale complexion, Cheng Sang hesitated before advising, "If you really can't accept it, young master, why not let go of yourself and reject the man who is pursuing you?"
His attempt to dissuade Shen Hegui only made things worse. The moment he did, the elmwood table under Shen Hegui's hands shattered into pieces, and the teapot and cups fell to the ground and broke into pieces.
The words of refusal were squeezed out from between Shen Hegui's teeth: "No, I've already taken the first step and offered to let him stay in my bed for the night. I can't go back on my word!" He took a deep breath, paused for a moment, and said, "You all go and wait in the outer room. Let me have some peace and quiet."
Cheng Sang sighed and forcefully pulled Bai Chen, who still wanted to continue imparting his experience, towards the outside.
After Feng Yi lowered the gauze curtain, Shen Hegui, feeling irritable and restless, got up and strode to the window for some fresh air. He was naturally stronger than others, and the wooden window sill was instantly crushed in his grip. He tried his best to convince himself:
You can do it, Shen Hegui! As long as Lu Wensheng is gentle, the pain of the first time will pass. You must overcome it and accept it.
You are the master, and Lu Wensheng is the subject. Whether to give or not, how to give, and how many times a month to give are all up to you!
Moreover, when his mother was alive, she specifically instructed that no matter what the cost, he must ascend the throne, not only to sit on the throne, but also to sit firmly on the throne, to firmly control the Shen family's empire, and to become a good emperor admired by all!
In this world, simple connections based on self-interest are never reliable. You must make Lu Wensheng love you to death, and be the most precious person in his heart. Your ambitions and your plans all need a partner with whom you can confidently turn your back.
Shen Hegui was in a state of confusion, going through all the internal and external troubles and Lu Wensheng's articles that had been stolen on his behalf.
If only Lu Wensheng were a woman, even though he's impotent, he'd still have ways to bring her pleasure...
That's enough. Assumptions are meaningless. Thinking more and making more concessions is pointless!
...
As the morning light breaks through the thick clouds, a brand new day quietly begins.
Lu Wensheng had a good plan, but just as the hour of Si arrived, Feng Gou woke her up and subtly told her that His Highness wanted her to go for a stroll in the animal park.
Unexpectedly, Shen Hegui was so trusting of his promise. Lu Wensheng felt comforted, and the unpleasantness of being woken up instantly disappeared.
After washing up and having a meal, Lu Wensheng, carrying Xiao Yuan, also took the soap that Shen Hegui had specially used the night before and placed it together with the sugar cake that had been bitten into.
The sun is shining exceptionally brightly today, its warmth making one feel cozy.
After looking at a bunch of animal butts of various shapes, Lu Wensheng got a little tired of it.
She said, "Daban, I think that's enough. We've seen both the common and the uncommon ones." After observing carefully just now, she already knew what was going on and wouldn't be fooled a second time.
Knowing that Lu Wensheng would be Shen Hegui's bedmate in the future, Feng Gou was exceptionally respectful in his demeanor and tone: "Lord Lu, are you tired? Why don't you go to the pavilion over there and rest for a while? We still have some castrated animals to see."
Squinting at the warm sun, Lu Wensheng's heart stirred. She casually made up an excuse: "I'm not tired. Let's speed things up. I suddenly remembered I have some family matters to take care of today."
With such a beautiful sun, it's perfect to bask in the sun while taking a nap.
"Alright," Feng Gou replied with a smile. "This brick is a bit uneven, sir, please be careful!"
After turning several corners, the group arrived at a low house.
Feng Gou had a eunuch summon the person in charge, and then led Lu Wensheng on a tour.
The rabbits, pigs, cows, horses, and sheep lying on the ground weren't as interesting as the ones standing up, and Lu Wensheng found them rather uninteresting.
She walked to the backyard, idly fiddling with the scattered medicinal herbs on the table, and casually remarked, "You guys are quite humane, actually using datura and black privet for pain relief and anesthesia."
Feng Gou smiled and said, "His Highness ordered it to be used. Not only that, there are also veterinarians in this garden who are specially assigned to take care of these animals."
"It's fine." She glanced casually at the small backyard, when suddenly her eyes met a pair of familiar eyes.
That dog's eyes... they look so familiar!
Lu Wensheng's heart skipped a beat. He took two steps forward and tried whistling. Sure enough, the wolfhound in the cage diagonally above him wagged its tail and stood up.
Upon seeing this, Feng Gou immediately put on a face full of amazement and began to flatter Lu Wensheng: "Lord Lu, your whistling is really good. That vicious dog actually wagged its tail nicely after hearing it."
Lu Wensheng chuckled twice.
The only wolfhound that would respond to her whistle is probably Kucha'er, whom she raised herself. But it's always been very well-behaved and not a vicious dog.
Lu Wensheng's eyes darted around, and he subtly began to probe for information: "It looks quite docile, not like a vicious dog. Its posture is so upright and dashing!"
Feng Gou flicked the whisk in his hand, picked up his fingers, and began to describe in detail: "That vicious dog came after His Highness returned to the capital. His Highness was busy in the first month of the year, and the palace was in chaos, so he kept several hunting dogs in this animal park. The pack of hunting dogs included both male and female dogs, and everything was fine at first."
Feng Gou slapped his palm with the back of his hand, his face contorted in a vivid expression: "Who would have thought that this dog would come in through the dog hole? This dog not only got all the female dogs pregnant, but also killed all the male dogs, not even sparing the castrated ones!"
Lu Wensheng's gaze darted around, and after a moment of guilt, he asked with curiosity, "So how many of the female dogs are pregnant?"
Feng Gou: "A total of twenty."
Lu Wensheng: "..."
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