Chapter 51
After signing the contract, Wusa officially became Cen Xun's school secretary.
Although it was just a transaction, Usa took its first job seriously.
"But what does a secretary need to do?" Wusa jumped onto Cen Xun's desk, squatted down, and stepped on the furry tail with her two white-gloved front paws. She said thoughtfully, "I've seen Qin Xiu's secretary. She has to wear high-heeled pointed shoes, put on makeup in front of the mirror, report to Qin Xiu every day, and ask Qin Xiu to sign continuously. Do I have to do all this? I don't know how to put on makeup, and I don't have pointed shoes."
Cen Xun leaned back, leaning comfortably against the back of his chair, looking at Wu Sa, and asked a question he had been curious about for a long time: "Do you have a human form?"
Wusa said as a matter of course: "Of course."
Cen Xun became interested: "Why haven't I seen you change?"
"Because transforming into a human form consumes more energy."
The cat was a very thrifty cat. It twitched its ears and explained, "I have to save energy, so I never use my human form. And after I turn into a human form, I have to wear clothes, which I'm not used to."
Cen Xun nodded, took out a piece of paper, simply cut out a set of paper clothes, and then used the [Paper Makes Reality] skill to turn the paper clothes into real objects.
"Please change your clothes and see."
The cat didn't understand what he meant, but still picked up the clothes and jumped into the space in the mirror to put them on.
Soon, Usa came out again.
Thin fingers held the edge of the illusory mirror, and a black-haired boy walked out again. His small nose and light-colored lips showed a bit of childishness, and his pair of clear yellow eyes still retained the characteristics of cat pupils, which made people think of cats at the first sight.
The boy was not weak, his muscles were smooth and powerful, and he had great explosive power. He had the ability to jump like a cat, and his calves were tight and solid.
Wusa stepped barefoot on the carpet, pinching the too-long hem of her clothes with her fingers, and greeted the principal's scrutiny with some nervousness.
After a long while, Cen Xun nodded slightly: "Yes, now that you have a human form, things will be much easier."
"Now let me briefly explain to you what the duties of a secretary include."
Cen Xun said slowly, "The number of students at Nightmare University is constantly increasing, and we will be collaborating with more Ghost Realms in the future. Once the daily affairs become too much, I won't be able to remember them all, so you will be responsible for helping me arrange my schedule."
"Nightmare University is still in its early stages, so various meetings are inevitable. Therefore, you will also be responsible for arranging meeting locations, delivering meeting notices to meeting participants, and following up on and supervising the various tasks I assign, and reporting to me."
Cen Xun thought for a moment and said, "That's all for now. Do you have any questions?"
The cat was stunned and asked unsurely, "Can I really do this?"
"It doesn't matter if you don't know how to do it. I'll find someone to teach you." Cen Xun stood up, patted Wu Sa's shoulder, and smiled encouragingly: "I believe you can do well, Secretary Wu."
"Come on, I'll take you to get acquainted with my colleagues first."
Ursa reluctantly nodded, but wasn't sure if she was up to the job.
Maybe the principal just overestimated himself. In fact, he is not as useful as the principal imagined.
But the contract had already been signed, and there was no reason to back out. Wu Sa had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow Cen Xun into the elevator.
As the elevator descended, Cen Xun noticed Wu Sa's uneasiness and advised him, "The key to thriving in the workplace is to not take your colleagues too seriously. Besides, you're the school secretary, so your actual rank is higher than theirs. Just treat them like slaves."
As a newbie in the workplace, Wusa was anxious: "So, what's the best attitude to adopt when talking to them? Should I be friendly or cold?"
"Be more casual," Cen Xun said calmly, "Wusa, you are my secretary. You must remember this: I am behind you. If they slap you in the face, it is a slap in my face. No matter what your attitude is, no one should raise any objections."
Wusa calmed himself down and said "hmm" forcefully.
Next, Cen Xun took Wu Sa on a tour of various departments, familiarizing him with the functions and management scope of each department and recognizing all their faces.
Wusa greeted all the monsters one by one with a serious face, staring at their faces and carefully writing down their corresponding positions and names.
The directors of each department were stared at and felt uneasy, thinking that they had done something wrong. In addition, the principal was standing right next to them, and it was obvious that he valued Secretary Wu very much. They did not dare to neglect him and were so enthusiastic that their faces were almost broken by laughter, for fear of leaving a bad impression on the new Secretary Wu.
When Wusa came out, he breathed a sigh of relief and suddenly felt that dealing with colleagues was not as difficult as he had imagined.
As they walked out of the administration building, Cen Xun handed Wusa a map. "The monthly salary is points, but since you've just joined, you don't have a salary yet. If you want to maintain your energy intake, you need to go to the faculty and staff cafeteria or the student cafeteria every day to collect basic points."
Points are the embodiment of energy. Nightmare University has a large number of weird students to support, and issuing points to them one by one is undoubtedly a huge project, so the school simply provides these weird students with survival energy in the form of food.
Cen Xun thought for a moment and kindly said to the cat, "If you don't like noise, I suggest you go to the faculty cafeteria."
"Why?" Wusa looked at the map upright with curiosity, and raised his cat eyes from behind the map when he heard the words.
Cen Xun crossed his arms and said, "Because the players in the student cafeteria will come and interact with you, and the dishes can't be customized, you might end up eating some weird dishes."
Wusa was even more surprised: "Can you customize the dishes?"
"Let me guess," Cen Xun pretended to think, "What does our cat secretary want to eat?"
In fact, there was no need to guess. When Wusa arrived at the window of the faculty cafeteria, he opened his mouth and said, "I want a bowl of Supreme Royal Cat Food!"
Then Usa received a full box of cat food.
Wusa couldn't wait to scoop a spoonful and put it into his mouth. It really tasted familiar.
Ursa's eyes lit up: "How did you do that?"
Cen Xun sat across from Wu Sa with his legs crossed, and said lazily, "The chef has a skill called [Guess what you want to eat]."
【Guess What You Want to Eat】, as the name suggests, allows the chef to guess what the diners want to eat most at the moment, and replicate the taste and appearance of that food. Its disadvantage is that it cannot change the nature of the raw materials of the food. Rotten meat is still rotten meat, poison is still poison, they just taste delicious.
Of course, the raw materials used in the Supreme Royal Cat Food reproduced by the chef here are points, but the chef has given it the taste and appearance of cat food.
Wusa ate a full bowl of cat food and felt like he was back to normal. He looked at Cen Xun opposite him. Cen Xun had only ordered a cup of pearl milk tea and was casually stirring the pearls with a straw, looking out the window with his chin propped up, as if he was thinking about something, or as if he was not thinking about anything, just in a trance.
The cold and cunning principal now seemed to have become indifferent and harmless. He was really a person that Wusa could not understand.
Wusa tilted her head and stared at Cen Xun. Cen Xun noticed and turned to ask, "What's wrong?"
Cats always pretend to be busy when they're embarrassed. When Wu Sa was caught by Cen Xun, his first reaction was to cover up by using a spoon to scoop the plate. He found that the plate was empty, so he quickly put the spoon down and stood up. He looked down and suddenly saw that the principal hadn't finished his cup of pearl milk tea, so he sat down again and said awkwardly: "Nothing."
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Cen Xun took the cup of milk tea in his hand and stood up slowly: "Let's go, I'll take you to learn about the recent projects that Nightmare University is promoting."
Before going to Jingdu Business District, Cen Xun proposed a plan for an internship branch line. Qianmu TV Station was the first pilot point. As soon as Tong Ming came back, he began to busy himself with building the internship task line of Qianmu TV Station. Cen Xun went to see the first version of the plan given by Tong Ming and discussed some details of the plan with him.
The main reason why Cen Xun proposed the internship branch plan was to use Qianmu TV Station to eliminate a group of players, earn more points, free up student places, and absorb more players.
The core selling point of the internship branch is the identity change from "the hunted" to "the hunter". Compared to being chased by monsters in fear, hiding in the dark and hunting others is certainly more exciting.
Student players from Nightmare University will come to Qianmu TV Station as interns to help monsters hunt players from other schools. In this way, the conflict between players and monsters will turn into a conflict between players.
"But there is a problem with this operation. Can players really attack other players? What if they deliberately let each other win?" Tong Ming was a little worried.
Cen Xun smiled and said, "Sixth Brother, you must believe in the evil of human nature."
"Solidarity and mutual assistance only exist when resources are plentiful. When resources are scarce and interests conflict, there will always be people who have ulterior motives."
"There's only one reward. If you can get it by killing your opponent, and your opponent won't actually die in real life, then why not do it?"
Cen Xun said calmly, "Without any relatives or friends, why should you sacrifice yourself for others? And even if you don't do it, how can you be sure that the other party won't do it to you?"
"Once suspicion starts to form, it's very difficult to eliminate," Cen Xun sighed softly. "Hatred and costless killing will only bring more repeat customers to Qianmu TV."
Tong Ming benefited a lot and immediately made more adjustments to the plan to divide the players.
After revising the plan, Tong Ming finally had time to talk to Wu Sa next to him: "Wow, Sa Bao, you can turn into a human form. Your little face looks so cute. Come and give it a pinch~"
Wusa took a step back with a look of resistance on his face, staring warily at Tong Ming's outstretched hand, his face full of diswelcome.
Tong Ming pretended to be disappointed and withdrew his hand, then turned to ask Cen Xun: "Brother, why did you let Wu Sa be your secretary?"
Cen Xun glanced at him and said, "Why, you want to be one too?"
"I don't want to. Just being your dean is enough to exhaust me." Tong Ming rolled his eyes, but thought to himself, maybe it's because the cow cat's color scheme is also black and white, and it can barely be regarded as a panda or a meal substitute for an ex-husband, so Cen Xun keeps Wu Sa by his side?
Oh my god, isn't this just some kind of idiot! No, he's going to publish this truth in tomorrow's "Nightmare Campus Newspaper" and severely condemn the principal's scumbag behavior of looking for a substitute!
Tong Ming has already thought of a title: #The new bride enters the house. During those 30 seconds when you touch her hair, do you think of her or your ex-husband?
We at Nightmare University also have our own thirty-second literature!
At this time, Cen Xun didn't know what dangerous ideas his sixth brother had. After checking the progress of the internship branch, Cen Xun returned to the principal's office and began to give the newly appointed cat secretary a difficult task.
"Wu Mi, go call the director of the finance department."
Wusa nodded nervously, and immediately pulled out the space in the mirror and jumped in. Only five seconds later, Wusa came out again, holding the confused director of the finance department tightly in his hand.
"Principal, Director Qian is here!"
The director of the finance department was suddenly caught by Secretary Wu. He thought he had miscalculated and angered the principal. His legs went weak on the spot and he knelt down in front of the principal: "Principal, spare my life!"
Cen Xun pondered for a few seconds what kind of image he had in the minds of his subordinates, and said in a deep voice: "I came to ask you some questions, get up."
Cen Xun looked at Wusa and said, "Very efficient, but next time you can explain the situation to them first."
Wusa pinched her fingers and said sheepishly, "Oh, okay."
Cen Xun called the director of the Finance Department to learn about the current financial situation. He then summoned the director of the Investment Promotion Office and asked if there were any new monsters applying for jobs at the school recently.
The director of the investment promotion office said cautiously, "Perhaps the recruitment information wasn't disseminated widely enough, so there weren't many weirdos applying later."
Cen Xun thought for a moment and said, "Pick a few successful Weirdos and go back to spread the word. Post a few more job postings along the way."
The director of the investment promotion office nodded in agreement. At the end of the conversation, Usa opened the mirror channel at the right time and sent the director of the investment promotion office back to the office in one step.
Cen Xun did not give Wusa much buffer time, and Wusa was busy on the first day of his appointment.
He had to familiarize himself with the location of each college, deliver materials between departments, organize the messy documents and plans, and submit them to Cen Xun after compiling them.
When he first started doing these things, Usa was completely overwhelmed and anxious.
This is a huge strange domain, and various departments need to cooperate in order to manage tens of thousands of players. Just running around on campus takes up a lot of time. Wusa now understands why Cen Xun chose him as his secretary, because only he can ignore the distance in space and use his skills to quickly travel back and forth on campus, infinitely improving the efficiency of information transmission.
Fortunately, it was not so busy in the evening. Wu Sa followed Cen Xun to the staff cafeteria and asked Cen Xun for the exact location of a certain office.
A student wearing a silver badge was walking towards them. Usa took a look and recognized it as the badge of the School of Architecture and Environment.
Seeing them, the student was stunned for a moment, his eyes became a little flickering, he lowered his head, pretended to be calm and was about to walk past them.
"etc."
As they were about to pass each other, Cen Xun suddenly called out to the student, "Which college are you from?"
Wusa was stunned for a moment, then belatedly looked at the student.
The student stopped, as if he was socially anxious, and said with his head down, "I'm from the School of Architecture and Environment."
Cen Xun stared at him, his amber eyes appearing somewhat indifferent. "Which major, which class?"
"Civil Engineering Class 3."
As soon as he finished speaking, several puppet threads rushed towards him.
The student, covered in blood and holes, fell to the ground in shock, and heard an extremely cold voice before he died.
"There's no such thing as a third shift in civil engineering."
The student turned into a big blood-red ant after his death. Wusa looked at it with wide eyes and felt a chill in his heart: "It is..."
Cen Xun said coldly: "Intruder."
Cen Xun took out his phone, took a picture of the ants on the ground, and sent it to the work group: "Attention all departments! A spy monster has been discovered infiltrating. Immediately conduct a school-wide investigation."
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