Chapter 71
On the first day the fans showed up, Cen Xun vaguely sensed that something was amiss.
When Qin Xiu proposed the star-making plan, Cen Xun only saw the benefits that the plan could bring to Nightmare University, but never imagined how much trouble it would bring to himself.
The "Charge for Love" that happened at noon that day was just an appetizer. After Cen Xun ruthlessly left Tong Ming behind, he wanted to go to the staff cafeteria to eat some sweets to calm down, but he was blocked by fans halfway. What's more, one of them actually knelt down on the spot to hand Cen Xun a dog leash.
Everyone was shouting Cen Xun's name and trying to reach out and touch the corner of Cen Xun's clothes through the gap. The scene was very chaotic for a while.
Cen Xun asked them to step back with a cold face, but it not only didn't work, but made the fans even more excited.
Cen Xun: “”
The most crucial thing is that there is no rule in the school rules that prohibits "chasing stars on campus". These fanatical fans have not violated the school rules, and Cen Xun really couldn't find a reasonable excuse to punish them for a while.
I must add a rule to the school rules when I get back: "No star chasing in school." Thinking of this, Cen Xun dodged and appeared outside the encirclement again.
Ignoring the exclamations behind him, before the fans caught up with him again, Cen Xun took a step forward and arrived directly at the staff canteen.
Cen Xun was already too impatient to bother with these crazy fans. Anyway, the Domain Lord could do whatever he wanted in his own strange domain, so why did he have to go over there?
The dessert was served quickly, and Cen Xun's expression eased slightly. He just picked up the fork and tasted a few bites when he suddenly felt several burning gazes falling on him.
He turned his head and saw a group of people pressed tightly against the glass. When they saw him looking at them, they excitedly said something to him through the glass. Judging from their lip movements, they seemed to be saying crazy things like "Baby, you're so cute" and "Ahhh, my wife is looking at me".
Cen Xun: “”
If [Illusionary World] was not his own skill, Cen Xun would have suspected that he was now under the influence of [Illusionary World].
What is this doing?
Why were there people watching him while he was eating?
This is too absurd.
Cen Xun calmly took out his cell phone and notified the security department, asking the security guards to take these fans away.
However, something even crazier was yet to come. When Cen Xun returned to his office and was about to take a look at today's lesson plan, what he saw was his desk piled high with colorful envelopes.
Cen Xun fell into a deeper silence.
He slowly asked the other professors in the office: "Where did all this come from?"
A professor looked up and said, "Teacher Cen, this is a new event hosted by Dean Tong at the freshman reception. Don't you know about it?"
Cen Xun: "What new activities?"
"Is it called 'Write Your Love to Him'?"
This professor was a native of Nightmare University, having been here since it was still H University. He had seen a lot of things, so he was very receptive to this bizarre operation. He calmly said, "A piece of letter paper costs 0.1 credits. It sold out as soon as it was put on the shelves."
Another Aboriginal professor added with a smile, "Freshmen buy it, old students buy it too. It goes without saying that Dean Tong knows how to cheat credits out of students."
Cen Xun: “”
Cen Xun agreed with the operation of cheating on academic credits, but the problem was that Tong Ming, the sixth brother, never discussed this activity with him before organizing it!
Just like Cen Xun left Tong Ming behind without hesitation when fans rushed over, Tong Ming saw the business opportunity and sold Cen Xun without hesitation.
Cen Xun sat down at his desk with a gloomy expression, opened the drawer, and several letters immediately fell out of it.
I picked up a letter at random and opened it. The words inside were so fanatical that it was unbearable to read.
It's crazy
Cen Xun took photos of the contents of the letter and the mountain of envelopes on the desk, and sent them to Feng Jihan's secondary Weibo account.
Don’t raise bad birds: Are the star chasers in your area so crazy?
Feng Jihan didn't reply immediately this time. Cen Xun waited for a minute and turned off the phone in boredom.
Unbelievably, the fishing failed.
Cen Xun folded a large basket out of paper, used his skills to turn the basket into a real object, put all the letters on the table into it, and put it aside.
The professor sitting behind Cen Xun turned around and spoke in a sarcastic tone: "Teacher Cen, why don't you open it and take a look? It's all the students' love for you."
Cen Xun glanced at the other person coldly and didn't bother to pay attention to him.
This Bone Professor is a newly recruited monster. His true form is rotten bones. He is in charge of archaeology in the History Department. He has the ambition to be promoted to vice-dean right after he comes in. Therefore, he cannot stand Professor Cen Xun, who does nothing but is favored by the dean, and secretly regards Cen Xun as a stumbling block on his road to promotion.
In Professor Gu's eyes, Cen Xun, a weak ghost, was not worthy of the leader's attention. He was just lucky and his human form was a little good-looking! Why was he so valued?
Professor Gu once secretly competed with Cen Xun for his performance, hoping to gain the dean's appreciation. However, his performance was obviously much better than Cen Xun's. When the casting for the second episode of the variety show began, the dean still ignored him and reported Cen Xun's name.
Why! Why!
Professor Gu looked at Cen Xun's face and was so angry that he almost broke his bones.
This damned world where looks matter! Why didn't Gui see his abilities and talents?
Filled with jealousy, Professor Gu couldn't help but lash out at Cen Xun: "Why aren't you talking? Are you embarrassed to watch? Or do you feel unworthy?"
"Why would I want to read a letter from someone so insignificant?" Cen Xun casually threw the lesson plan aside and said coldly, "It seems some ghosts are very upset because they didn't receive the letter. How pitiful! Do you want me to give you this whole basket?"
The mocking words instantly broke Professor Gu's defenses. "Who wants to read these crappy letters? You're just good-looking! Haha, your performance is always at the bottom. I don't know how you still have the nerve to sit here!"
Cen Xun finally looked Professor Bone in the eye: "Can I understand this as you bullying me in the workplace?"
Professor Gu choked and his tone immediately weakened: "Of course not! How could I possibly violate the school rules set by the principal?"
Professor Gu remembered very clearly that the principal hated workplace bullying, so he specifically included a clause in the school rules that "faculty and staff are not allowed to bully each other" to prevent weak ghosts from being eaten by strong ghosts.
If Cen Xun labeled him a workplace bully, he would be punished, so of course he would deny it.
Professor Gu then changed the subject, becoming indignant. "I just feel it's not worth it for the principal. The principal is using points to support us, so shouldn't we work hard to earn points for him? But you, on the other hand, only come to class in the afternoon. If every ghost is like you, then the principal won't even have time to earn points!"
Cen Xun said coldly, "You seem to be quite considerate of the principal. You're so easily sympathetic to the capitalists. Are you the principal's bootlicker?"
Professor Gu glared at Cen Xun and said confidently, "The principal is wise, powerful, resourceful, and powerful. What's wrong with me licking a big boss? If I could meet the principal, I would be willing to lick his shoes!"
Cen Xun: “But the principal doesn’t want to.”
After being praised like this, the principal sitting opposite him felt it difficult to continue to argue with him.
Forget it, forget it. The world has always been this crazy. Aren’t we used to it?
Don't bother with crazy things, you're just wasting your time.
After comforting himself, Cen Xun calmly turned on the computer.
Faintly, Cen Xun could still hear Professor Gu's muttering voice behind him: "Just wait, I will quietly roll up the performance, roll up all of you ghosts, amaze the principal, get a promotion and a raise, and reach the pinnacle of ghost life."
Cen Xun: “”
He pressed his eyebrows, suspecting that the way he woke up today was wrong.
I didn't wake up naturally, so all the people I met were abnormal.
After Cen Xun left, Professor Gu glared at his back and whispered viciously, "Damn pretty boy, you better not let me catch you making a mistake!"
The second episode of "Make Money, Guests" was filmed at Nightmare University, and the main content was the daily life of Nightmare University students on campus.
Qin Xiu found six amateur gamers in a dormitory as guests and recorded their entire process from earning credits to returning to reality to cash them out. Cen Xun, a professor of folklore, only made a few cameo appearances.
These few shots alone took up a lot of time for the entire production team.
Cen Xun is the core figure in attracting traffic, and his shots must be perfect. In order to create the legendary shots, Tong Ming carried the camera and jumped up and down to find the best angle for composition.
In fact, there is no need to look for a special angle. Cen Xun looks good even if he is sitting on a chair and distractedly looking at his phone. Tong Ming just wants to take the opportunity to take a few more photos so that he can post them online for promotion later.
During the filming process, there were players passing by who were curious and watched from time to time, but due to the threat from the security department, they could not get close and could only watch from a distance.
"Is this the second episode of 'Make Money, Guests'?"
"The next episode will be filmed at our university?"
"Hi, you're dying of laughter! Don't you know this variety show is a promotional video for our university? If not at our university, where else would it be filmed?"
"Can I sneak in and play a passerby? I don't need much compensation, just one credit will be fine."
"It's hard to imagine that a variety show filmed in the nightmare world can actually be broadcast in reality. If they can film me, wouldn't I be on TV too?"
"Nightmare University obviously has the data password. They've been filming Teacher Cen for so long. Everyone knows what they're up to!"
"Filming is over, filming is over, Teacher Cen is out!"
The long-awaited fans immediately rushed towards Cen Xun: "Ahhh Teacher Cen, here I come!"
But strangely, when they rushed over, Cen Xun suddenly disappeared in the crowd.
"Strange, where is Teacher Cen?"
In fact, their long-cherished teacher Mr. Cen is now annoyed by the sight of humans. As soon as the filming was over, he went to the roof of the Xuanri Bell Tower, wanting to be alone for a while.
The cell phone rang. Cen Xun sat on the railing, took out his cell phone facing the wind, and found that someone who had disappeared for a day was finally online.
AAA Yarn Ball Wholesale Supplier: It’s all your own fault.
Cen Xun replied to him calmly.
Don’t raise evil birds: Blame me?
AAA yarn ball wholesale supplier: Your photos also have a pollution value. Ordinary humans in the real world look at your photos every day, and their sanity value has been decreasing. They have already started to go crazy. Of course, they will be even crazier when they enter Nightmare University to face you.
AAA yarn ball wholesale supplier: It's purely your own fault.
Don’t raise bad birds: How to solve it?
AAA Yarn Ball Wholesale Supplier: I don’t know.
Don’t keep bad birds: A crazy fan climbed into my dormitory and tried to steal my clothes, and you don’t care about it?
AAA Yarn Ball Wholesale Supplier:
AAA yarn ball wholesale supplier: Why should I care? I am just a small human being, how can I be qualified to take care of your business!
Don’t raise bad birds: Then I will give them my old clothes. I also think those clothes are ugly.
AAA Yarn Ball Wholesale Supplier: No!!!
AAA Yarn Ball Wholesale Supplier: Those are the clothes I bought for you, why are you giving them away to others?!
Don’t raise a bad bird: If you give it to me, it’s mine, right?
AAA Yarn Ball Wholesale Supplier: I want them back now! All of them!!
Cen Xun secretly raised the corners of his lips and ended the topic with one sentence.
Don’t keep bad birds: Are you sure you don’t want to take it home for your own collection?
Now, the person on the other side was completely speechless.
It was a long time before Cen Xun received the next message from the other side.
AAA yarn ball wholesale supplier: To make them normal, just remove the pollution from them.
Don’t keep bad birds: How to get rid of them.
AAA Yarn Ball Wholesale Supplier: Find a player with healing skills, it will most likely work.
Don't keep bad birds: it's easiest to eat them.
AAA Yarn Ball Wholesale Supplier: Don't eat it! I'll clean it up, okay?
When Cen Xun saw this line of words, he raised his eyebrows slightly.
Don’t raise bad birds: Do you still have this skill?
Feng Jihan pretended to be dead and didn't reply, so Cen Xun slowly sent him a message.
Don't raise bad birds: Actually, if you really want to collect my clothes, I won't laugh at you.
One sentence set off the bird.
AAA Yarn Ball Wholesale Supplier: I've never! Want to collect! Your clothes!
Do not raise bad birds:
Don't raise bad birds: Not replying to messages, is he on a mission? Is he planning something bad again? Bad bird.
AAA yarn ball wholesale supplier: I won’t tell you even if I have a bad plan, evil yarn ball.
What is the evil ball of yarn?
Cen Xun was a little speechless. Was he referring to his puppet threads?
The conversation ended in the faint smell of gunpowder. Cen Xun didn't know when Feng Jihan would come, but he suddenly felt that what happened today didn't seem so annoying, because he successfully built his happiness on Feng Jihan's defense being broken.
Cen Xun came down from the rooftop and went to his class leisurely. The school was still calm until he went to bed in the evening.
Cen Xun didn't expect that before he waited for the bird, he waited for a group of uninvited guests.
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