Faced with their own cultural and tourism bureaus going crazy with their antics, netizens from various provinces and cities are calling for the signing of a "mutual non-mockery treaty."
Otherwise, they wouldn't be able to access the internet for even a second.
“I refuse to sign the ‘Treaty on No Laughing Between Provinces and Cities’. We cannot lose laughter just as the West cannot lose Jerusalem.”
(The door opens with a bang) (Looks around anxiously) (Breathes in relief) Teacher, where is my Minmin? (Secretly pleased) While my Minmin is receiving divine guidance, I'll unplug her internet cable!
Minmin: Hey! Is it my turn? (Gets dressed and goes on stage) My surname is Fu (福)? Fu (福)? Fu (福)? (blushes) Uh... Oh well! Never mind, it's time to go home.
"I'm dying of laughter at those old-fashioned cultural and tourism bureau posts. 'Zheng Daoguang,' 'Hoo~ Come here for a scrub,' 'Gui Ling, add and subtract multipliers,' 'Huanhuan, Shenzhen misses you'... Hahahaha, help me up, I can still laugh! If you have any more funny videos, remember to tag me, brothers."
"Other provinces and cities are playing with puns, but Wenzhou is different. We have a battle song in hand, but we've already cleverly disappeared. @Wenzhou Culture and Tourism Bureau, hurry up! Post it! As long as you post that battle song, Wenzhou will be trending."
With the viral spread of humorous videos from cultural and tourism bureaus across various provinces and cities, Director Zhao of the Yuzhou Cultural and Tourism Bureau could no longer remain silent.
What the hell is going on here?
Their Yuzhou Culture and Tourism Bureau finally managed to get some points, but every method they came up with was blocked.
That night was like stirring up a hornet's nest; one hilarious video after another kept popping up.
The official account of the Yuzhou Culture and Tourism Bureau has 760,000 followers, but the rate of follower growth is getting slower and slower...
Director Zhao was also quite anxious.
There are less than 250,000 followers left to meet the KPI of bringing Qin Zian back to Yuzhou.
If this happened on a normal day, the Yuzhou Culture and Tourism Bureau would probably have over 10,000 followers by now.
The problem is that cultural and tourism bureaus from various provinces and cities have all jumped on the bandwagon, resulting in one outrageous video after another.
Let alone the vast number of netizens, even if Director Zhao were to refresh the page one by one, he still wouldn't be able to keep up.
However, Director Zhao didn't just watch short videos for entertainment; he also summarized his experiences.
"These netizens are quite stubborn. They all say they don't want to watch, but they all rush to watch."
"Who are these people?! They've stolen all the attention from our Yuzhou Culture and Tourism Bureau. If we don't release another explosive video, we'll never have a chance to get ahead."
"I remember just seeing a video of flowers blooming and bringing wealth, and some comments said... the video wasn't well done, and the director of the Culture and Tourism Bureau should have come out to welcome everyone."
Director Zhao nodded thoughtfully, a slight smile playing on his lips: "Feasible! This is exactly what Zi'an meant by taking an unconventional approach, a truly unconventional one."
Thinking about it, Director Zhao also shared this idea with the staff of the Yuzhou Culture and Tourism Bureau.
Just as Director Zhao exited Douyin and was about to click on Green Bubble, his phone page suddenly redirected to Pinduoduo.
Director Zhao exclaimed "Oh dear!" and his brows furrowed immediately.
But soon, Director Zhao's smile returned.
Congratulations! You've won a cash bonus of 98.88 yuan! Quickly invite your friends to join in and cut the price!
No wonder Director Zhao was able to rise to the position of director; his thinking is incredibly quick.
Director Zhao managed to see the essence of this seemingly ordinary advertising campaign.
People on Pinduoduo cut the price and go home with cash.
Their Yuzhou Culture and Tourism Bureau can also call on netizens from all over the country to help bring Qin Zian back to Yuzhou.
Initially, Director Zhao didn't have much confidence in his "flowers bloom and wealth arrives" prank video.
But with the support of the entire internet, Director Zhao's confidence has greatly increased.
Director Zhao immediately gave the order to produce the video, and instructed everyone to do their utmost to make it a success.
For this purpose, Director Zhao specially tidied his clothes and carefully recorded a video.
Each step in this prank video seems perfectly normal, but when spliced together...
That's absolutely bizarre!
The editor stared at the computer screen, a look of unspoken emotion on his face.
Do we really have to edit the video like this?
This is the director of their Yuzhou Culture and Tourism Bureau!
Those previous prank videos have been heavily criticized by netizens in Yuzhou and ridiculed by netizens across the country.
Even the editor's friends came over to ask if he edited the video and said they wanted to break off their friendship with him.
If this video promoting prosperity were released, the editor couldn't even imagine the barrage of criticism he would face from the public.
"Director Wu, do we really have to release the video of the bureau chief enjoying wealth and prosperity?"
"Just kidding! This is an idea personally conceived by Director Zhao. Not only will it be published, but it will also be featured at the top of the Yuzhou Culture and Tourism Bureau's homepage."
Director Wu walked nonchalantly to the editor's side and pressed play: "You've finished editing, so..."
Director Wu didn't finish his sentence, not because he liked to talk, but because he was speechless.
The background image of the video is ancient buildings in Yuzhou, with flowers arranged in a heart shape and constantly flying towards the screen.
"Come see me when the flowers bloom."
"Waiting for you to come and pick the most beautiful one."
"When the moon rose, the bonfire was lit."
"You will see the most passionate gaze."
Up to this point in the video, it's nothing more than a corny, cheesy prank video.
Director Wu gritted his teeth and managed to watch the video to the end.
But when the music ended, Director Zhao suddenly popped out of the heart-shaped flower.
This is... literally 'boom'.
Just by looking at him, Director Wu could feel Director Zhao's effort in jumping.
However, this is not the end.
Director Zhao opened his arms and spoke with a strong voice.
"I'm welcoming Qin Zian to Yuzhou, so come and help me out! No need for 999, no need for 998, just one million followers and I can bring Zian back to Yuzhou."
After speaking, Director Zhao bowed to the screen, and then, surrounded by flowers, disappeared from the screen.
Director Wu watched the video nervously, his body trembling slightly, and goosebumps immediately appeared on his skin.
What has disappeared is not just Director Zhao, but Director Wu, and even the dignity of the entire Yuzhou!
In that instant, Director Wu suddenly understood what the netizens meant by saying, "The body is a bit uncomfortable, I'll get off now."
Seeing that Director Wu hadn't spoken for a long time, the editor nervously asked a question.
"Director Wu, should we still release this video?"
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