Chapter 103: Take off your armor, take off your armor (please subscribe, please vote)


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Chapter 103: Take off your armor, take off your armor (please subscribe, please vote)

"I can't find a suitable large cave, so this is it!"

In the early morning, the mountain was full of frost. Li Xiang searched for a long time and finally found a pretty good "rock crevice", which could barely be considered a cave. It was located halfway up the mountain, about two hills away from his home. It was a bit far, but there were relatively few tombs on this mountain, so digging a hole in it, including future expansion, would not disturb the tranquility of the ancestors.

This rock crevice was more than two meters high and only 50 to 60 centimeters wide at its widest point. However, it was full of jagged rocks and people could not get in. Only some small animals were hiding inside. When they saw Li Xiang coming, they all rushed out. Among them were two fat rabbits.

Since Li Xiang had "expropriated" someone else's residence, he did not attack them this time. The main reason was that they were all ordinary creatures and had no extraordinary potential.

So Li Xiang started working.

He brought a pickaxe, a shovel, a shoulder pole, two baskets for carrying stones, and of course a mobile phone and a mobile phone holder. How could he not broadcast live broadcasts when digging caves is such an interesting thing? Since the live broadcast would take a long time, he also brought a mobile power bank. The mountain is not too far from his home, and it is not an uninhabited area. The signal is still strong because there is a telecommunications base station on the mountain not far away.

He tied the bracket to a tree in front of the "cave entrance", selected the angle, thought for a while, then took out a gourd filled with spirit wine and hung it on the tree.

The live broadcast started, and the name of the selected copy was: "Challenge the 100-meter-deep cave: the 'Yugong' mission of a single person's cave" on the first day.

This mountain is quite majestic. Judging from the cross section halfway up the mountain, its diameter is at least a hundred meters. Li Xiang's plan is to dig through it first.

One end is the entrance and the other is an escape exit. There are vents at both ends to ensure air circulation and light in the cave.

The mountain is steep and large machinery cannot climb up. All Li Xiang relies on is the pickaxe in his hand and his strength.

This is not asking for trouble, but rather "hard work".

The inheritance he received was that he could practice it most efficiently when he was working. If he didn't work for a day, the circulation of his spiritual energy would seem a little unsmooth.

In fact, it makes sense. Life lies in movement, and work is the best exercise. Not only do you do the work, but you also exercise. Your spiritual power becomes more refined and pure, your foundation becomes more solid and stable, and you can also earn traffic and money, killing two birds with one stone.

Only after he started the live broadcast, dozens of people came in because it was too early.

"Oh my god, Brother Xiang, why are you doing a live broadcast so early in the morning?"

"Is Brother Xiang so self-disciplined? He never sleeps in?"

"It's winter, it's so comfortable in bed!"

"Are you going to dig a cave? Become a caveman?"

Because everyone saw that Li Xiang was already waving his arms and starting to chisel the mountain wall with an iron pickaxe.

Gradually, more and more people came, reaching two or three hundred. However, Li Xiang was concentrating on his work and had no time to interact with everyone. He just hung there.

Fans commented: "A cave 100 meters deep? Are they going to dig through the mountain?"

"There are no roads in this deep forest, and excavators and tunnel boring machines cannot be driven in. If we don't use explosives to blast, how long will it take to dig it out by ourselves?"

"You don't understand this. This is the traffic code. If you keep digging, there will be traffic. If you use large machinery, it will take only two or three days to dig it out. How can you make money from live streaming?"

"Too."

"I guess after digging the cave, we still have to build the road. It's endless."

"Just tell me whether you like it or not."

Gradually, there were five or six hundred people, not all of whom were Li Xiang’s previous fans, but also some who passed by and “accidentally entered” the live broadcast room.

In the screen, a man was waving a pickaxe, repeating the same action with one pickaxe after another. Every time he chiseled off a large piece of stone, there was also a "bang bang" sound of metal hitting the stone wall. However, because it was a little far away from the phone, the sound was not particularly harsh. Instead, it seemed very relaxing. So, those new fans watched patiently.

One fan watched for more than three minutes and couldn't help but comment: "Is this a robot or AI? It doesn't talk, but every move is so standard, and it swings hundreds of times in a row. Isn't this tiring?"

“Is this a perpetual motion machine?”

"What AI? Look, hasn't Brother Xiang changed his moves?"

Li Xiang put the pickaxe aside, turned around, bent down, picked up the larger stones on the ground, and threw them out.

The cell phone was outside, and most of the time it was pointed at the camera, which scared everyone. The live broadcast room was "shaken".

"Is this really not AI? Is this stone throwing a 3D special effect?"

In fact, Li Xiang was very accurate. Some stones brushed past the phone, but they were only one or two centimeters away, without damaging the phone at all. It was thrilling to watch, and it was the first time I saw a "frontal shot".

After throwing away all the big stones, there were still some small stones and stone chips left. Li Xiang walked out, took in a shovel and a basket, transported out those small stones and stone chips, and dumped them on the hillside outside.

Only at this time did Li Xiang have time to take a look at the screen.

"What? I'm AI?" Li Xiang couldn't help but laugh, and smiled at the camera, "Good morning, everyone. I'm the rural blogger Li Xiang, the one who cut off a wild boar's head with one knife and is very good at catching wild boars. Now I'm digging a cave. Well, the end of the world will come, and I want to build a shelter."

Li Xiang told the truth, but no one believed him, because many people on the Internet are doing this kind of outdoor live broadcast, using the excuse of the end of the world to build shelters and safe houses, but many of them are small-scale and not professional enough. They are purely for traffic.

Of course, Li Xiang is not professional enough now. He simply digs a cave. When he expands it and builds an underground city in the mountain, everyone will be surprised.

Li Xiang interacted with everyone for a few words and then went back to work.

Not long after, a new person came and after watching for a few minutes, he again raised questions about the "AI".

Because Li Xiang's movements were too monotonous, almost repeating the same movement over and over again.

But for Li Xiang, this is just an auxiliary action. The trick lies in the rhythm and frequency of breathing, as well as the resonance of the internal organs and spiritual power.

The breathing method is a very mysterious thing, just like a piece of music, in which the beats of each note are different. In other words, every breath of Li Xiang is like a note, each one is different and full of mysterious rhythm and melody.

The action of working is just a "booster" that makes the "notes" beat more powerfully.

Spiritual energy flowed throughout his body, and a clear light permeated his flesh and blood. The spiritual energy was infused into the head of the iron pickaxe. Every time he plucked the pickaxe hard, a large piece of stone would be chiseled off.

Every time the iron pickaxe head collided with the stone wall with great force, the spiritual energy in his body would boil violently, or "vibrate" once.

This vibration not only makes the "notes" beat more violently, but also stimulates his internal organs and cleanses his flesh and blood, achieving the effect of instantaneous high-frequency vibration to cleanse the body.

Just like forging iron, when you forge iron, the violent strikes of the hammer will forge out the impurities in the iron block, making the iron block harder and more resilient.

Although Li Xiang is only "opening the mountain" now, every move and every style actually draws on the artistic conception of "Pangu opening the sky".

Because the iron pickaxe is infused with spiritual power, even after experiencing so many powerful collisions, it is still intact without any cracks.

In addition, the blade of this pickaxe is made of the shield machine's "rock-breaking cutter" super steel, and the material itself is very tough.

As time went by, the number of people in the live broadcast room increased, reaching more than three thousand. After another hour, around ten o'clock in the morning, the number of people online in the live broadcast room finally exceeded ten thousand.

At this time, many old friends came.

For example, the coffee merchant in Yunnan Province, the archer nobleman in Chengdu, the popular young actress Luo Feifei who lived thousands of miles away, some of Li Xiang’s classmates and former colleagues, and so on.

Luo Feifei had been filming for ten consecutive days and happened to be taking a break today, when she ran into Li Xiang's live broadcast of digging a cave.

When seeing some new fans questioning whether "Li Xiang is AI", Luo Feifei almost burst out laughing.

There is no way. Li Xiang digs caves differently from others. He is like a tireless robot. No wonder everyone says he is AI.

Some "old fans" who have been watching since early morning explained that this is a real person, pastoral blogger Li Xiang, who has super strong physical strength and is now building a doomsday shelter.

Oh my god, when Luo Feifei saw these words, her pupils shrank and she sat up straight.

She blinked her eyes and thought to herself, is it possible that Li Xiang also had those strange dreams like me? Or is he just a random gimmick to attract traffic like other Internet celebrities?

Her mind raced, and she soon determined that Li Xiang must have predicted the future through dreams just like her, which was why he wanted to build a doomsday shelter.

No one else believed it and thought it was just casual talk, but only Luo Feifei took it seriously.

"The divination technique tells me to get closer to him. It seems that I must find an opportunity to meet him offline." Luo Feifei pursed her lips and played a carnival to whet Li Xiang's appetite. After all, if she wanted to change her fate in the future, she would have to rely on Li Xiang.

Divination suggests that Li Xiang is her only chance of survival, and she must hold on to him tightly. Spending a little money is nothing compared to changing one's fate. And she also took advantage of Li Xiang and let him call her "Auntie".

Seeing Carnival appear, many fans started to make a noise: "The number one aunt is here again."

"Brother Xiang, your aunt is online, why don't you come out and receive the guests!"

"Just, interact for a few words, and stop digging."

"I dug and dug on the thick mountain wall..."

Li Xiang had been practicing hard for so long that he felt his spiritual power was a little exhausted, so he walked out, picked up the wine gourd hanging on the tree, opened the cork, and gulped down several big gulps.

"Brother Xiang, this gourd kettle is nice. Where did you buy it?"

"This kettle is very trendy. I want to buy one for my son too."

A fan explained: "This is what Xiang Geer made last time. If you look at his previous videos, you will see him making wine gourds. However, the wine gourd is not used to hold wine, but it seems to be good to use it to hold water."

Li Xiang glanced at the screen and explained with a smile: "Last time, we harvested eight large gourds in total. Five of them were made into gourds, and the three best-looking ones were made into wine gourds."

Fan: "If you have time, go look for it in the mountains again. If you find one, please make one for me."

"Or maybe you can plant more next year and sell them as ornamental gourds."

Li Xiang: "I saved some seeds last time. I'll try sowing them when spring comes and flowers bloom."

Young gourds can actually be eaten as a vegetable, and the taste is similar to that of bottle gourds. Plant more and try them when the time comes.

Li Xiang picked up the gourd again and gulped down several big gulps. The gourd was not filled with water, but wine, spiritual wine soaked with spiritual medicine.

He was digging a hole (cultivating), so what kind of water would he drink? Of course, he kept taking spiritual wine, and with the momentum of "Pangu opening the mountain", he refined the medicinal power in it and tried to improve his strength as soon as possible.

Although this spiritual medicine wine had not been soaked for a long time, and the medicinal power of each spiritual medicine had not yet completely dissipated into the wine, he had put a lot of spiritual herbs in it. Almost two-thirds of the wine were spiritual herbs.

After the spirit wine is poured out, add new high-proof grain wine and continue soaking. Just soak it a few more times. At the end of the soaking, the "dregs" are estimated to have a lot of medicinal power left, and can be taken out to stew soup and share with family and pets.

Li Xiang took big gulps of the spiritual wine, which was filled with spiritual energy. The extremely strong medicinal power spread in his stomach. Combined with the strength of the 58-degree sorghum liquor, he felt warm all over and a little hot. He took off his coat and only wore a thin, tight long-sleeved T-shirt.

"Wow, what strong pectoral muscles and biceps." A fan couldn't help but exclaimed.

"Is this the legendary wasp waist and ape back? Cool!"

"It looks like he has eight abdominal muscles, but the clothes are too loose and I can't see clearly."

“Is this still loose?”

"It's just too loose and blocks the view."

"Brother Xiang, you are sweating profusely. Take off your armor, take off your armor, and keep taking it off. We female fans love to see it."

"Brother Xiang is not sweating profusely. You women are lying just to see him take off his armor!"

"Although the weather is cold, how can you not feel hot doing this kind of physical work? Brother Xiang, take off your armor quickly, quickly!"

There are too many female fans among the fans, and the call for removing the nail polish is very high. Many male fans are speechless. Once this woman goes "crazy", she is too active! It is said that many male technicians in those foot massage shops are ordered by women.

Even Luo Feifei was staring at the screen, wanting to see whether Li Xiang would take off his armor.

Someone instigated it, flooding the live broadcast room with messages like, "Auntie No. 1, hurry up and send gifts so that he can take off his armor."

"What's the point of just digging holes? We have to provide some benefits to everyone, right?"

"After taking off the armor, we can go into battle more efficiently!"

"What do you mean by digging a hole? Brother Xiang is just digging a cave. Dig!" Some male fans were indignant and felt that the words used by some female fans were too vulgar.

Under the instigation of many fans, Luo Feifei couldn't help herself. With a smile on her face, she watched several carnivals in a row, more than a dozen, and topped the list. She didn't even count them herself. Then, she typed two words on the screen: "Remove Armor!"

Thanks to "08a" for the reward. Thanks to "Book Friend 20230405095405471", "Bean Bandit", "Ice Rain PL", "Chasing Master", "Wuhen Queqiaotian", "Shang Liming", "Golden Global", "Zhehuzhi", "Book Friend 20210301106509135930", and "Book Friend 20170317185309470" for their monthly tickets.

(End of this chapter)

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