Li Sha asked curiously, "Brother Ma, how can you tell who is a virgin?"
"Hehe...that's my secret."
"Brother Ma, did you already realize that I wasn't a virgin?"
"Yes, the first time I saw you, I could tell you weren't a virgin. At the time, I thought it was Erlv's doing."
Li Sha was furious when Er Lv was mentioned. She said angrily, "When I went back last time, Er Lv came to bother me again and even threatened to hang himself."
"Is Erlv going to hang himself?"
"Yes, he was so dramatic. Maybe he heard that I went to the city for a blind date. I was so angry that I found a rope, threw it at his feet, and said to him: 'Go find a crooked tree and hang yourself.'"
"Haha...did Erlv pick up that rope?"
"Yes, Erlu really picked up the rope and ran to the big tree in front of my barbershop to tie it to the branch, looking like he was about to hang himself."
"Hehe... It must have attracted a lot of onlookers. People in Qinglong Town love watching the show the most."
"Yes, a crowd of forty or fifty people gathered at once, like watching a circus. Some people were even shouting: 'Quickly bring a stool so he can stand on it.'"
Ma Yunfei sighed and said, "People's hearts have really changed these days. No wonder when some people are about to jump off buildings, the onlookers below shout: 'Jump already!'"
"Brother Ma, Erlv is really shameless. When asked to bring a stool, he actually went to the grocery store and brought one."
"Did Erlv really hang himself?"
"He pretended to stand on the stool and tie a rope to the tree branch. He thought I would come and stop him, but I just walked away. Erlu watched my back and had no choice but to jump off the stool, throw the rope away, and say: 'I want to live a few more years.'"
"Haha... Erlv really made a fool of himself in Qinglong Town."
"Erlu is a shameless fellow. Ever since his aunt and uncle left Qinglong Town, he has become more and more reckless. He sleeps in the grocery store every day and can hardly make a single sale. If I really marry him, I will definitely starve."
During this period, Ma Yunfei had not seen Erlv, nor had he visited the No. 1 Shop Under Heaven.
The brotherhood between Ma Yunfei and Erlv had long been severed.
"Brother Ma, I think you are the Zhuge Liang of our time. I believe you are the smartest person in the whole world."
Ma Yunfei chuckled and said, "Sasha, are you trying to flatter me by asking for my help again?"
"Yes, yesterday, I wanted to show my loyalty to the Queen Mother, so I bumped into Ye Ya. I was worried that Ye Ya would be angry and wouldn't be my bridesmaid in the future."
"Sasha, are you silly? Yeya can't be your bridesmaid anymore. Yeya has offended the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother knows Yeya. If Yeya were to be your bridesmaid again, wouldn't it give you away?"
"Ah! If you hadn't reminded me, I would have completely forgotten about that. Right, Yeya can't be my bridesmaid anymore, what should I do?"
"Let's find another virgin."
“Brother Ma, I’m calling you so you can say a good word to Ye Ya and tell her that I hit her that day just to show my loyalty to the Queen Mother and to make her not angry with me.”
"Hehe... How could Yeya be angry with you? You didn't even bump into her, but you fell flat on your face and hurt your knee. Yeya later told me that you were lying on the ground like a toad."
“That wild girl called me a toad? She…she’s being outrageous.”
"Alright, Wild Girl has been a great help to you."
“I didn’t treat her badly either; I gave her such a big gold ring.”
"Sasha, I'll find you another bridesmaid."
"Brother Ma, I'm counting on you. You must find me a virgin, and definitely not one who's slept with a man. I've heard that if you choose the wrong bridesmaid, you'll have bad luck for the rest of your life."
"Hehe... The girl who took your place at the medical check-up that day must be a virgin, right? I think we should go find her."
"Brother Ma, didn't you say that girl was just picked up randomly on the street? How did you manage to find her?"
"She sells fruit in a nearby shop, so you can find her anytime. Don't worry, I'll have her come to your wedding."
Ma Yunfei hung up the phone and immediately went to the fruit shop.
"Hey girl, are you minding the shop again?"
"Big brother, you've arrived."
"Girl, I'm a careless person, I've never asked your name before."
"Big brother, just call me Xiao Fan."
"Xiao Fan, this is a good name, very elegant."
"Big brother, I am just an ordinary person, an average person, but I really like this name."
"Xiao Fan, you helped me out of an emergency the day before yesterday, thank you so much."
"Brother, I think you lied to me."
Ma Yunfei asked, puzzled, "How did I lie to you?"
"The girl I impersonated is not your biological sister."
Ma Yunfei asked in surprise, "Who said she isn't my biological sister?"
“I can see that. You two don’t look alike at all. If you were siblings, you would at least have something in common. But you two don’t look alike in any way. And the way you two get along doesn’t seem like that of siblings either.”
"Xiao Fan, to tell you the truth, she is not my biological sister, but my distant cousin."
"That's more like it."
"Xiao Fan, I would like to ask you for another favor. As the saying goes, if you help someone, you should help them to the end."
"Brother, do you really want me to help your cousin?"
"By the way, my cousin is getting married in ten days, and I'd like you to be her bridesmaid."
Xiao Fan hesitated for a moment and said, "Big brother, I don't think your cousin is a good person."
Ma Yunfei asked in surprise, "Why doesn't he seem like a good person?"
“Your cousin seems very cunning and dishonest. When I helped her get a checkup, she didn’t even say thank you. She just snatched the diagnosis report and focused on reading the conclusion.”
"Hehe... My cousin is just too nervous. She's a little worried that you're not a virgin anymore, and I think that's understandable. But you're right about one thing: my cousin is pretty amazing."
"Brother, since you've asked me for help, then I'll help you."
"Xiao Fan, what year are you in college now?"
"I'm a junior in college, and I'll graduate next year."
"Xiao Fan, I'll give you 50,000 yuan, enough to finish college. From now on, you don't need to work; just focus on your studies."
Xiao Fan asked nervously, "Big brother, you're giving me 50,000 yuan all at once, do you mean you want me to...?"
Ma Yunfei interrupted Xiao Fan and said confidently, "Xiao Fan, don't worry, this money I'm giving you comes with no conditions."
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