Chapter 179
He almost died of laughter. "Excuse me, this is my wife. Could you please take care of her for me? I'm in South City now and will be there soon."
An hour later, Song Linye watched Lu Xingyan standing on tiptoe motionlessly, poking the big cat on the police car with one hand.
She squints her eyes and has dimples when she smiles.
"Why aren't you smiling? Are you born not to like smiling? I know, cats are aloof creatures, unlike the one at home. He smiles every day, whether he's happy or unhappy. Do you know when he smiles the happiest?"
The cow cat looked at Lu Xingyan, who kept talking and kept him awake, and his mind was full of thoughts.
That's not right. I was looking at the car specifically. Only when I sleep in this kind of car will I not be disturbed by others. How could this person disturb it?
The cow cat was puzzled and just kept his eyes closed, thinking about something in his mind, but something was wrong.
Anyway, this person is quite sensible, and the cow cat is very tolerant of this sensible human.
The traffic policeman next to him was almost laughing when he saw the cow cat like this. Everyone knew that the cow cat was like a hooligan. It came back after being taken away, and it couldn't be chased away after it came up. It came back again after being chased away. It was simply the worst kind of hooligan.
Later, the cow cat figured it out, suddenly straightened up, stared at Song Linye with his eyes, and said the first sentence of the day impatiently, his voice full of impatience.
"Meow."
Song Linye swallowed his saliva after hearing his foul-mouthed voice.
Walking quickly forward, facing the traffic police's catfish-like gazes, Song Linye quickly grabbed Lu Xingyan, trying to regain his wife's sanity.
Lu Xingyan looked at the hand that was caught back, and a trace of confusion flashed in his eyes. Who is this person? How could he have no sense of boundaries and touch him all over?
I took a closer look and laughed out loud.
He grabbed Song Linye's hand and suddenly spoke when Song Linye was chattering about not running away during the day.
"Mimi, who am I talking to you about?"
"Song Linye looked puzzled, "Who is it?"
The traffic policeman who was trying to find something to do while busy maintaining order burst out laughing.
"I'm so sorry, we are professionals and have undergone rigorous training. Normally we don't laugh unless we can't help it."
Song Linye saw that he was speaking seriously.
There was still confusion in his eyes, "What are you talking about."
The owner of the barbecue stall who was watching the show nearby was almost laughing uncontrollably.
Song Linye angrily directed his anger towards himself, "What are you laughing at? Roast your meat quickly, it's all burnt."
Seeing him like this, the barbecue stall owner snorted and turned the meat over, "Young man, you are quite playful."
"Song Linye looked at the people beside him and saw that apart from Lu Xingyan who was a little impolite in his words and kept talking endlessly, there was nothing wrong with him.
Forget it, if you can’t figure it out, just stop thinking about it. Song Linye took the personality away directly.
He turned to the traffic police and said, "I'm sorry to trouble you."
The traffic police quickly straightened his face and said, "It's okay, it's okay. Don't worry about this little thing."
As he spoke, he waved his hands and said, "Well, if you feel embarrassed, then take this cow cat with you."
Song Linye looked at the cow cat talking to Lu Xingyan with disdain in his eyes. Why does this cow cat look so cat-like? That black spot on its nose, yue~
Like a colonel.
He raised his hand and flicked it twice on the face.
"He looks so disgusting."
The cow cat was angry. It jumped up and shot Song Linye in the head. Song Linye felt like he was tickled, but the look in his eyes changed when he looked at the cow cat.
"Of course, he looks like a colonel, but he actually knows Chinese Kung Fu."
Hearing Song Linye's expression of approval for the performance, the cow cat rolled its eyes in an indecent manner. It was true that there could not be two people in the same bed.
When the traffic police heard what Song Linye said, he didn't know what to say for a moment. People from the same family are similar.
The traffic police almost laughed themselves silly. "Okay, hurry up and leave. We're almost off duty."
Song Linye wanted to call Lu Xingyan away, who had endless things to say to the cow cat.
Lu Xingyan refused to obey and acted as if he was going to become sworn brothers with the Cow Cat.
Seeing this, Song Linye hugged the cow cat in his arms in shame, holding Lu Xingyan with one hand, and said threateningly, "If you don't behave, I will throw this cat out of here."
Threatened, Lu Xingyan immediately became obedient. He looked at Song Linye with seriousness in his eyes, "I'm telling you, you can't throw him away, or I'll throw you away."
As he spoke, Lu Xingyan hummed twice. Seeing that Song Linye didn't say anything, he thought he was still threatened, and his eyes were full of praise for his own ability.
Song Linye fell silent, thinking that he had already made his wife angry today, and now his wife was drunk. If he still remembered it, it would be a disaster.
The key is that my wife is content, but the cow cat in my hand is restless
It was there the whole time, meowing and I didn't know what was going on, so I thought I had done something to it.
Song Linye was so angry that he really wanted to throw this little bad cat out, but the key point was that his wife was still there talking enthusiastically with the little bad cat.
"Mimi, are you hungry? Why do you look so much like Xiao Ri? One of your ears is white and the other is black. You're so ugly."
The cow cat widened its eyes and looked at the person in front of it in disbelief, "Meow meow meow!"
Song Linye listened but didn't understand. However, seeing that the cow cat was cursing so rudely, he knew how much Lu Xingyan's words hurt the cat's self-esteem.
Song Linye looked at the cow cat with a bit of heartache. "It's okay, it's okay. He just said that. If you meet a drunk person like this again in the future, remember, stay away from him."
The cow cat understood everything, "Meow." I get it.
Stay away from drunk people in the future.
This person is so annoying.
Song Linye picked up the cow cat in his hand and looked at his wife teasingly, "Wife, are you dizzy now?"
Lu Xingyan blinked, clasped his hands behind his back, thought for a moment, and shook his head, "I'm not dizzy." His voice was so sweet and sweet.
Song Linye's eyes glowed green as he looked at this good boy.
"Then can you still walk in a straight line?"
Lu Xingyan tilted his head and pointed at his legs, "I can do it, but he can't."
Song Linye saw how he was shifting the blame, and he did it so accurately.
I almost got a stitch in my side from laughing so hard.
"Hahahahaha, wife, why are you so cute?"
Lu Xingyan had a stern face and a fierce look in his eyes, trying to tell him, I am not cute, I am very fierce.
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