Chapter 1093 Taking Advantage of the Void 4
The mother and daughter were having dinner when they talked about this. After hearing Feng Qingxue's words, the table was filled with laughter.
Father Lu, Guan Cheng and Feng Qingyun all looked at Lu Tianzhi and Guan Yu who were concentrating on eating.
Noticing everyone's gazes and thinking back to Feng Qingxue's words, Lu Tianzhi swallowed the food in his mouth and said, "Aunt, what does it have to do with us? We are all children. If we don't get married when we grow up, such unfortunate things as Brother Acheng won't happen."
"Yes, I won't marry either. It's too terrible. My family and my brother were almost killed by Wang Lingzhi!"
Guan Yu patted his chest as he spoke, still feeling frightened.
Lesbians out there are really scary. My brother doesn't want to marry her, so she comes to harm their whole family. Why can't she be as beautiful, gentle and kind as my aunt and my younger cousin?
It’s better not to marry. If you don’t marry, you don’t have to worry about marrying a bad woman.
Guan Yu and Lu Tianzhi are inseparable and have very similar ideas.
"If you don't get married, I'll be worried sick." Feng Qingxue said as she scooped a spoonful of sweet potato porridge for Xibao. "When you become adults, the person who accompanies you in life will no longer be an elder, but a partner, who will live with you, struggle with you, and move towards a better tomorrow. So, don't give up because of fear."
Xi Bao raised her face which was covered with rice grains, "Mom, what does it mean to stop eating because of choking? You won't eat if you choke to death?"
"I know this!" Lu Tianzhi raised his hand. "It comes from Lüshi Chunqiu. The original words are 'There is a person who choked to death, and you want to ban the world from eating. This is absurd.' It means that because someone choked to death while eating, you want the world to stop eating. This is ridiculous."
Just as he was about to explain the meaning, Lu Tianzhi saw Fubao push his bowl away and said seriously: "I choked!"
Lu Tianzhi was stunned and didn't react.
Father Lu was very amused, "Fubao, you just ate a few mouthfuls of rice? You don't want to eat anymore."
"I'm full, Grandpa!" Fubao touched his belly, "Mom, I need to poop."
Feng Qingyun hurriedly carried her out. Before she even reached the toilet, she heard the little girl anxiously say, "Poop, poop!"
"Then just poop here!" Feng Qingyun was afraid that she would poop in her pants, and there was no time to take her to the toilet, so he put her down on the spot and pulled her pants down to her knees. The little girl squatted and started to poop, with her two little hands on her knees, and her attitude was very focused.
After she finished defecating, Feng Qingyun took out some toilet paper from his pocket to wipe her butt, then pulled up his pants.
As a result, the little girl looked back at the poop on the ground and exclaimed, "What a beautiful poop!"
Hearing this, Feng Qingyun almost fell to the ground. Everyone in the room heard it and couldn't help but burst into laughter. The porridge in Guan Yu's mouth instantly sprayed out, but fortunately he turned his head quickly and did not spray it onto the table.
Even so, he was choked and coughed continuously.
Feng Qingxue was speechless. How narcissistic is her daughter? Even her own shit is beautiful.
"Poop stinks! It stinks so bad!" Xi Bao yelled, looking at her sister who came in with a look of disgust, "Sister, you didn't pinch your nose, and you actually said poop is beautiful!"
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Feng Qingxue tapped her son's head and said, "Alright, eat your meal quickly. You are eating right now, why are you talking about daddy or not?"
Xi Bao said "oh" and shoveled the rice into his mouth obediently. After finishing, he wiped his mouth and said, "Grandpa, eat quickly. After eating, let's go to work and let my uncle praise me!"
(End of this chapter)
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