Chapter 169: A Fart (Page 1/2)
Seeing his wife's grim expression, Huo Qingyan smiled and said, "Fei Fei, Ning Ning was just joking. Don't mind it."
Then he squatted down and said to Huo Yining, "Ningning, you can't be rude. How can you say that your second aunt's belly is full of poop?"
"Auntie, don't you have poop in your belly? Where did your meal go?"
Huo Qingyan choked, "Just now, uncle was just asking whether the baby in your second sister-in-law's belly is one brother or two brothers.
Everyone has poop in their belly, but your second aunt has a baby in her belly."
Huo Yining nodded and said, "Second Uncle, I know my aunt is pregnant. She has two younger sisters."
As soon as Huo Yining finished speaking, everyone in the room looked at him.
Huo Qingyan thought to himself, could it be that what this boy said is true? Feifei gave birth to two daughters this time, so I have to wait two more years for her to give birth to two sons.
Huo Junshan once had a prophetic dream in which two flowers appeared.
After hearing what his eldest grandson said, he became even more skeptical about the possibility that Ling Fei was pregnant with twin daughters.
However, he knew in his heart that his son and daughter-in-law both favored his son, so he did not dare to speak carelessly.
As parents, they hoped to have a daughter this time, and then a son in a few years to complete the family.
Huo Qinghuan saw that his eldest nephew also thought that the two babies in his second sister-in-law's belly were girls, which was exactly the same as his prediction on the island!
It seems that after all, my nephew and I are really of the same mind, and we can even say that we are in sync with each other!
"Second brother, Ningning said that the second sister-in-law is pregnant with a daughter, so it must be a daughter."
Huo Qingyan glared at Huo Qinghuan fiercely and said unhappily, "You little bastard, are you laughing at us? Didn't you just talk nonsense before, saying that your second sister-in-law would give birth to two daughters?
So, the two children in my wife's belly were brought by you, so you have to help take care of them in the future."
"What? You want me to help take care of a child, and a girl at that? How am I supposed to take care of her? Second brother, don't you know the difference between men and women?"
"What's the difference between men and women? When your niece is born, won't you help take care of her?"
Huo Qinghuan thought that even if they were his nieces, he would not change their diapers. At most, his family members were too busy, so he would just hold them in his arms.
Huo Qinghuan was still thinking about how to answer when Ling Fei said unhappily:
"Qingyan, how can you believe what the child said? I think I am definitely pregnant with a son because I really wanted to eat meat when I was pregnant." After saying that, Ling Fei looked at Huo Qinghuan's arms again.
Huo Qingyan chuckled at Ling Fei, "Fei Fei is right. The children haven't been born yet, so no one knows whether they are boys or girls. It's not certain whether they are one boy and one girl."
Ling Fei also thought so. Her elder sister gave birth to a son, and her elder sister-in-law gave birth to two sons in a row. She didn't even bother giving birth to two sons. One boy and one girl would be enough, right?
If she really gave birth to two daughters, her mother would definitely laugh at her, and her sister would also laugh at her for not being able to give birth to a son.
Suddenly, Ling Fei felt the baby kicking her. She quickly put her hands on her belly and cried out, "Ouch, ouch!"
Huo Qingyan asked her worriedly, "Fei Fei, what's wrong with you?"
Ling Fei smiled and said, "It's okay, the baby might be hungry, so he kicked me a few times."
At this time, Xiao Ya came out of the room and told Huo Qingyan, "There is fruit on the table. Qingyan, go wash an apple for your wife."
Ling Fei shook her head and said, "Mom, no need. Eating apples at night is not digestible."
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Xiao Ya said, "How about I make you a bowl of noodles and fry two eggs?"
Ling Fei was just about to say no when the foodie Huo Yining said, "Grandma, I want fried eggs and noodles."
Xiao Ya smiled and said, "Okay, grandma will make it for you. Qing Huan, do you want to eat it?"
Huo Qinghuan shook his head. "Mom, I ate mutton stewed with radish at Grandpa's house. I ate four bowls of rice and I'm still full."
Huo Junshan didn't expect that his youngest son could eat so much. He usually only ate one or two bowls of rice at home, but how come he went to his father's house and ate four bowls of rice in one go?
It is said that a half-grown boy can eat his father out of house and home. Fortunately, the couple have good salaries, otherwise they would really be eaten out of house and home by this boy.
Xiao Ya was horrified when she heard Huo Qinghuan eat four bowls of rice. "Huanhuan, why did you eat so much tonight? Will your stomach feel uncomfortable?"
"Mom, Grandpa's rice bowls are very delicate, not as big as ours. Ningning, he can eat a full bowl of rice, and I'm thirteen years old and still growing."
Xiao Ya looked at her youngest son carefully. He had grown a lot taller this year and looked much thinner.
During the two years I spent on the island, my face gained noticeable weight, and now my chin has become pointed. I'm going to buy a chicken tomorrow to give my son some weight as well.
Xiao Ya instructed Huo Junshan, "Junshan, you come and look after Ningning. I'll go make noodles for Feifei."
Huo Junshan nodded and said, "Okay, Xiaoya, there's a piece of lamb leg on the table. Take it to the kitchen and cook it for lunch tomorrow."
Just as Xiao Ya was about to carry the lamb leg into the kitchen, Ling Fei came over and stood by the table. She suddenly said, "Mom, the weather is getting colder. How about we have a lamb hot pot tomorrow?"
Huo Qinghuan also quickly said, "Mom, let's eat braised lamb. Braised lamb goes better with rice."
For a moment, Xiao Ya was a little hesitant, not knowing whose advice to follow.
At this moment, Huo Yining suddenly interrupted and said, "Grandma, I want to eat fried eggs."
Seeing this, Xiao Ya smiled, agreed, and walked into the kitchen carrying the mutton.
As for how to cook the mutton in her hand tomorrow, she didn't say much.
One was his youngest son, the other was his second daughter-in-law. Whenever they were at home together, they would always argue over trivial matters.
I really don’t know if they are born with incompatible auras. Why can’t they get along harmoniously?
Huo Junshan held Huo Yining in his arms and sat on a chair. He asked, "Ningning, you just ate a piece of rice cake in your room. Why are you hungry again?"
"Grandpa, I'm not hungry, my mouth wants fried eggs."
Huo Qingyan, who was sitting by the fire, chuckled. This kid has a bloated belly, but he is still so greedy. I don’t know who he looks like.
Huo Yining turned around and looked at Huo Qingyan, and suddenly said, "Uncle, did you just fart loudly?"
Huo Qinghuan laughed heartily while holding the beef jerky, and loudly sang the nursery rhyme "I Farted," "Puff! Someone farted, and it went all the way to Moscow and finally to Italy.
The King of Italy was watching a play and smelled the fart. He was very dissatisfied and called scientists to study and analyze it.
This fart is a stream of gas that rushes around in a person's stomach. If you are not careful, it will open the back door and slip out.
Those who fart are overjoyed; those who smell farts are dejected. Holding a fart in can damage your heart; forcing a fart out can improve your health.
If your farts are loud, you can become a principal; if your farts are smelly, you can become a professor; if your farts are neither fragrant nor smelly, your thinking is backward.
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