Chapter 129 Fake Food Coupons
"Su Xiaoxiao, get out here!"
Zhang Guifang, her left hand on her waist and a half-meter-long rolling pin in her right hand, stood at the door with a fierce look, like a female demon on the stage. "You shameless little bitch, you actually reported me for speculation and profiteering, and you almost killed me!"
Liu Cuilan was cooking in the small kitchen. When she heard the noise, she came out with a soup spoon in her hand and a half-peeled potato in her hand. "Her second aunt, why are you talking so harshly? Xiaoxiao is your niece after all."
"Bah, I don't have such a niece who is unlucky!"
Zhang Guifang rolled her eyes and spit flew, "Hurry up and let that damn girl come out. I want to have a good talk with her today."
Her voice was so loud that it scared the old hen that was walking in the yard. It shuddered and quickly went into the chicken coop next to it.
Liu Cuilan had always been very good at hiding her temper in front of outsiders, but this time, hearing Zhang Guifang calling her a "dead girl" and a "jinx," her face suddenly darkened. "Her second aunt, what evidence do you have that Xiaoxiao reported you?"
"Who else could be so heartless besides her?"
Zhang Guifang gets angry whenever she mentions this matter. As soon as she returned home yesterday, the police came to her house and said that someone had reported her for speculation and illegally reselling food coupons.
She had no choice but to hand over the food coupons that she had not yet used. Unexpectedly, those food coupons were all fake.
The public security comrades confiscated the fake food coupons on the spot and gave her ideological education for half a day. She was so embarrassed.
When Second Uncle Su came back and learned about this, he beat her up and threatened to divorce her if she didn't get her money back from those who sold the fake tickets.
She could only endure the pain and go look for people, but those bastards had already run away.
After thinking about it, she felt that Su Xiaoxiao must have done it.
"Maybe those who sold the counterfeit coupons were colluding with that damn girl to cheat me. Otherwise, how would she know I had food coupons in my pocket? And how would she deliberately reveal them to me?"
Su Xiaoxiao was speechless. This second aunt really couldn't poop so she blamed the toilet.
She was stupid and people blamed her for being cheated.
"I don't care, if you don't let that damn girl give me an explanation for this matter, I'm staying here and won't leave!
"Hey, Second Aunt is here?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a soft and gentle female voice came from behind him.
Zhang Guifang turned around and saw Su Xiaoxiao pushing the car and standing behind her, with a fool watching the show beside her.
"Alright, you're finally back, you damned girl! I'm going to beat you to death, you unlucky girl!"
Zhang Guifang screamed and was about to rush forward, but before her hand could touch Su Xiaoxiao, her foot was hit by the front wheel of the bicycle. She screamed and jumped high, holding the back of her foot.
"Ahhh... You damned girl, how dare you run your car over me!"
"Sister Zhang, I advise you to get a pair of reading glasses. Sister Xiaoxiao's car was parked there and she wasn't moving at all, yet you insisted on sticking your foot under her wheel..."
Erlengzi's grin added fuel to the fire.
Zhang Guifang was so angry that she was about to explode. She picked up a rolling pin and limped around the yard chasing Erlengzi: "You little bastard, I'm going to beat you to death!"
The two of them circled the Qin King's Pillar in the courtyard. After running two laps, Zhang Guifang stepped on something and stumbled, falling on her back.
At the same time, she heard a "swish" sound, and the crotch of her new pants, which she had just changed into in the morning, tore again.
The familiar scene, the familiar flowered shorts with patches on top of patches, Su Xiaoxiao couldn't help but burst out laughing.
This second aunt is really superficial. She even knows to change her pants, but she is still wearing those torn shorts.
The men, young and old, who had come to watch the show yesterday were lying on the wall at the gate of the courtyard, and now they were all laughing so hard that they were cracking.
Zhang Guifang covered her butt with one hand and pointed at Su Xiaoxiao with the other, "Little bitch, you're such a jinx! Sooner or later you'll end up like your shameless father and die a miserable death...ah!"
Before he could finish his words, he suddenly let out a short scream.
Su Xiaoxiao took a look and was surprised. How come this second aunt has only one eye cosplaying as a panda?
"Liu Cuilan, are you fucking crazy?"
How dare this bitch hit her with a potato? She almost went blind.
"I'm going to hit you!"
Liu Cuilan held the soup spoon in one hand and said with great momentum: "If you dare to curse me again, I will beat you to death!"
Zhang Guifang hadn't expected the usually weak-willed Liu Cuilan to be so fierce. She immediately sat down on the ground, kicked her legs, and started throwing a tantrum: "Oh my god, I'm going to beat you to death!"
Liu Cuilan watched her perform on the ground and took a step forward with a soup spoon in hand: "Being hit is not a light punishment. Don't think I don't know what you have done over the years, pouring boiling water on my family's private plot, stealing the dowry given by my parents, and instigating your eldest son to bully my two sons..."
Every word she said made Zhang Guifang blanche: "You...you're talking nonsense!"
"Whether it's nonsense or not, you know it in your heart."
Liu Cuilan waved the spoon in her hand and said, "I'll beat you to death, that's not a punishment at all."
As she spoke, she swung the spoon and hit Zhang Guifang on the head.
Zhang Guifang was so frightened that she jumped up from the ground with a scream: "Ahhh...Liu Cuilan, you are crazy!"
She screamed and tried to run out, but Liu Cuilan grabbed her trouser belt. With a "swish", her trousers were completely torn, and her patched shorts were exposed to the air without reservation.
"Sister-in-law, I was wrong, please don't do this..."
Zhang Guifang covered her buttocks in panic, and the two fake food coupons she had secretly hidden in her waistband fell to the ground.
Erlangzi slapped his thigh and laughed wildly: "Sister Zhang, your flowery shorts are more festive than the New Year pictures in the supply and marketing cooperative! They even give out food coupons!"
Su Xiaoxiao was watching the show leisurely on the side, almost laughing to death. Her mother is so amazing!
Suddenly, a fake food coupon was blown to her feet. Su Xiaoxiao bent down to pick it up and took a look. Wow, this food coupon was so fake that even her second aunt couldn't tell it was true. She really should get a pair of glasses.
There were three huge characters "Er Shi Jin" written on the food coupon, but there was only a horizontal line above the character "Er".
It's not unfair to be cheated with this IQ.
Seeing that the food coupons were picked up by Su Xiaoxiao, Zhang Guifang immediately ignored the embarrassment and rushed forward to snatch her food coupons back.
These were the two pictures she had hidden away with great effort, and she was planning to sell them to pay back the money.
"You damn girl, give me back my food coupons!"
She screamed and rushed forward, trying to snatch the food coupons from Su Xiaoxiao's hand, but she was tripped by something and fell forward.
The crowd watching the excitement immediately burst into laughter.
Zhang Guifang hurriedly got up from the ground, snatched the thing from Su Xiaoxiao's hand, covered her butt and ran out the door.
Su Xiaoxiao couldn't help but click her tongue. At this moment, a familiar line of red subtitles suddenly appeared in front of her: Congratulations to the player for obtaining a fake food coupon, which can be exchanged for a chance to draw a lottery.
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