Chapter 170 School Celebration (Two in One) “I don’t want sperm!…
The 30th anniversary of the establishment of Deyin University is considered a major festival, so the student union started preparing for it a month ago. The main reason is that Xie Tangyan, the activity director, is busy, and student union idlers like Tian Ruan only know about this now.
Tian Ruan thought carefully about the original book and searched for the keyword "school anniversary". He actually found a short plot: During the school anniversary, the top protagonist was very busy, while the bottom protagonist took the opportunity to work and help Xie Tangyan do some odd jobs to shock the audience.
Deyin junior and senior high schools held a school celebration together, and students from the junior high school department rushed in. Those little girls from the junior high school who were just beginning to fall in love were immediately dazzled as soon as they came into contact with the taller and more handsome senior high school boys.
Among them, the one who attracted their most attention was, of course, Lu Qiuyan, who was busy following Xie Tangyan around.
Lu Qiuyan's rebellious attitude, handsome features, neat and upright figure, and pleasant soap scent on his body made him a breath of fresh air among the group of exquisite young masters, and he quickly captured the hearts of the fifteen or sixteen-year-old girls.
So every day, Lu Qiuyan's schoolbag and desk were filled with love letters. Even a few little girls were jealous of him and even went to Director Hu to make a scene.
Director Hu had no way to deal with those rich girls, so he criticized Lu Qiuyan.
The boys knew that Lu Qiuyan was so popular, and they were angry, so when Lu Qiuyan assigned tasks, they deliberately refused to cooperate and embarrassed him several times.
Lu Qiuyan was too lazy to care and focused on making money until someone spread a rumor that he was dating a certain girl and they met in the grove. This incident also made Yu Shang unable to sit still. When another girl found Lu Qiuyan, he forcibly pulled Lu Qiuyan away. His jealousy was too obvious.
"Hehehe..." Tian Ruan was lost in thought and smiled at Lu Qiuyan.
Lu Qiuyan had just packed her schoolbag and put the items she was not going to use in her personal locker at the back of the classroom when she heard Tian Ruan's laughter. She couldn't help but feel a chill: "What are you laughing at?"
Tian Ruan: "I laugh at Yu Shang."
Lu Qiuyan: “???”
Tian Ruan said mysteriously: "You will know soon."
Lu Qiuyan ignored him and walked out of the classroom carrying his schoolbag. He ran into Wang Weiqi who was rushing back with his pants held up, and immediately moved away from him with disgust.
Wang Weiqi said with a smile: "Lu Qiuyan, Tian Ruan, let's go clubbing tomorrow."
Lu Qiuyan: "I'm going to jump off the building, I don't have time."
Wang Weiqi was instantly horrified: "What?"
Lu Qiuyan walked away leisurely. He had now learned to talk nonsense from Tian Ruan.
Tian Ruan ran after him happily, carrying his schoolbag on his back, "Lu Qiuyan, wait for me."
Wang Weiqi shouted: "Hey brother, you're not going to play either?"
Tian Ruan said nonsense: "I want to swim to the other side of the Atlantic Ocean, but I don't have time."
Wang Weiqi: “…”
It is rare that the number of students leaving school at this time is half less than usual. Some of them took a day off, while others were busy with club activities or preparations for the school anniversary.
Tian Ruan and Lu Qiuyan walked to the school gate. Lu Qiuyan pushed his 28-inch bicycle from the wall and moved freely among various luxury cars.
"Let's go." Lu Qiuyan got on his bicycle and said as usual.
Tian Ruan waved, "See you tomorrow."
"See you tomorrow."
"You will also meet Yu Shang tomorrow."
Lu Qiuyan almost slipped and said, "I didn't say I wanted to see him, why are you meddling in my business?"
"Uh-huh."
Lu Qiuyan rode his bicycle away like the wind.
Tian Ruan looked around and saw the familiar Maybach. He walked over briskly and said, "Mr. Yu, you are here to pick me up."
Now that Yu Jingmo has lost his memory, of course he doesn’t remember to pick up Tian Ruan every day. While Yu Jingmo was in the hospital, Tian Ruan didn't think it mattered since he would just take a car anyway.
But now Yu Jingmo is a idle person, it would be unreasonable if he didn't do something.
So this morning after Yu Jingmo sent him to school, Tian Ruan repeatedly reminded him, "Mr. Yu, you have to pick me up after school. You used to pick me up every day. You must pick me up."
Yu Jingmo: "Since you beg me so much, I won't refuse."
Tian Ruan: "...Okay."
Sitting in the car, the two kept a gentleman's distance.
After a while, Tian Ruan quietly leaned on Yu Jingmo and smelled the pleasant woody scent on him. Yu Jingmo did not make any other moves, but he did not refuse either.
They had done everything that could make them more intimate, so how could Yu Jingmo push him away?
So Tian Ruan took advantage of the situation, looked up at Yu Jingmo, and said softly: "It feels like a long time since we last met."
Yu Jingmo's dark eyes flashed with light, and his thick eyelashes drooped. The slightly curled tail of his eye softened instantly, and the corner of his lips moved upwards, and he uttered two words with a refreshing breath: "Really?"
Tian Ruan nodded.
The driver automatically raises the front and rear barriers to prevent seeing what you shouldn’t see and hearing what you shouldn’t hear.
"After nine months of marriage, you know how to please me," said Yu Jingmo.
Tian Ruan raised his face and kissed the corner of his beautiful lips, "That's not right."
Yu Jingmo liked such a straightforward young man, so he put his arm around him and said, "I have a gift for you."
Tian Ruan smiled and said, "Mr. Yu has already given me a gift this month."
Yu Jingmo said calmly: "I don't remember, it doesn't count."
Tian Ruan thought it was funny and just let him do what he wanted - who would complain about having too few gifts?
When they returned to the manor, Yu Jingmo didn't say what the gift was, but only said, "I'll give it to you later."
Tian Ruan became more and more excited.
During dinner, Yu Shang finally came back. In addition to the group, he was also busy with the school anniversary. He was so overwhelmed and confused that he wished he could learn the art of splitting himself.
Tian Ruan expressed his sympathy, saying that no matter how capable the protagonist is, he is not a robot.
Although Yu Jingmo has gone to Dongqing Group to handle affairs, he has lost his memory for more than half a year, so there are always some problems that cannot be dealt with in a timely manner.
For example, before the relevant documents for a piece of land that was originally planned to be purchased were issued, a rival had already started a rumor, saying that the land was originally a cemetery with thousands of bones buried underneath.
For example, the general manager of an overseas branch is old, and there are three candidates to take over the position. One is an experienced and sophisticated white man, one is a politically correct black man, and the other is a yellow man who has worked diligently for many years.
"Are you tired lately?" Yu Jingmo asked.
"Not bad." Yu Shang insisted.
"If you can't hold on, tell me and I'll assign the group's affairs to someone else. Such a large group won't stop functioning without us in a short period of time."
"Um."
After dinner, Yu Shang went to take a shower and go to bed.
Tian Ruan also planned to have a good sleep and contribute a little to the school celebration in the next few days.
"Come here, I'll give you a gift." Yu Jingmo said to him.
Tian Ruan followed him to the master bedroom and asked, "Where is it?"
Yu Jingmo took him to the bathroom and pointed at the bathtub, "This."
Tian Ruan: “…”
The water in the bathtub, which was almost overflowing, was milky white, probably because a lot of milk was added to it. There were also red rose petals sprinkled on the water surface, and it was steaming hot. There were bathing utensils on the tray beside it.
Yu Jingmo said: "The gift I give you is a bath."
Tian Ruan smiled sincerely: "Thank you, I like it very much."
Yu Jingmo looked at him, "But your eyes don't say that."
"What do my eyes say?"
"Your eyes say you want gold."
"I don't want sperm!"
Yu Jingmo asked: "Really?"
Tian Ruan nodded sternly, "I have to go to school tomorrow, I don't want sperm."
Yu Jingmo unbuttoned the cuffs of his light blue shirt with his slender fingers, and rolled them up slowly. Then he bent down and reached into the milk bathtub. In a moment, he fished out a golden necklace, "You really don't want it?"
Tian Ruan: "!! Is it this gold? I want it!"
Yu Jingmo's fingers were hooked on a gold necklace, which was made of pieces of gold and had a small Pixiu in the middle. It had been bathed in milk and emitted a warm luster under the incandescent light in the bathroom.
Tian Ruan reached out to grab it.
The Pixiu swung, and Yu Jingmo hooked it higher, saying in a light tone: "You said this gold, is there any other gold?"
Tian Ruan: "No, just this gold."
Yu Jingmo laughed: "Your homonym is very evil."
“…”
Yu Jingmo: "Do you want it?"
Tian Ruan pointed at Yu Jingmo's hand and said, "I want this."
Yu Jingmo shook his head, "Your answer is not sincere enough."
Tian Ruan looked at the gold necklace, then at the steaming milk bathtub, and thought that he would be fried tonight, so he said, "Okay, I'll take them all."
"What do you want?" Yu Jingmo looked at him with a smile.
"Gold, and... sperm." Tian Ruan blushed a little.
Yu Jingmo hung the gold necklace around the young man's neck, "As you wish."
Apart from this gold necklace as decoration, Tian Ruan was naked as he soaked in a milk bath. It was unclear whether the milk was white or his skin was whiter.
Rose petals were on his shoulders, on his collarbone, on his chest, on his abdomen, on his legs.
Yu Jingmo picked up the petals with his lips, crushed the bright red petals into wine, and poured it into the young man's mouth, and they became intoxicated together.
"Mr. Yu, how do you know that I like Pixiu?" Tian Ruan asked during the break.
Yu Jingmo: "Pixiu brings wealth, I think you will like it."
"You really didn't remember anything?"
Yu Jingmo just smiled and said nothing.
"…You must have remembered something!"
"A little bit." Yu Jingmo grabbed his legs and made a slightly difficult dance move, hanging him in his arms. "Do it a few more times, and you'll remember it faster."
Tian Ruan couldn't refuse, "Then, then hurry up..."
Yu Jingmo didn't listen to him. He went fast when he should, and slowed down when he should, rhythmically sending the young man to the peak between the clouds and rain.
After climbing the mountain three times, Tian Ruan was really impressed by himself for being able to go to school the next day.
Every club in Deyin School has made some contribution to the school anniversary, including the Translation Club.
The translation agency is translating a foreign opera script. The opera company had already decided on the script, but was troubled by the fact that the lines were too straightforward. They hoped to use the translation agency's talent to polish the script.
Of course, the Literature Club was a good partner for the Opera Troupe. The Opera Troupe originally asked the Literature Club to help with the polishing. But...
"Oh, my love, my dream lover, I want to sleep with you every day!"
"Oh, fairy in my dreams, I dream about you every day and want to make love with you!"
The above is the original text, and the below is the translation by the literature society.
At first glance, there was nothing wrong with it, and the wording was indeed much more beautiful, but once the translation by the translation agency came out, it soared to more than one level.
"Oh, Maria, please forgive me. Your appearance in my dream is the result of my failure to control my thoughts."
Tian Ruan also witnessed the charm of translation, although it has nothing to do with the original text.
The Chinese language is truly unique in the world in its euphemisms, twists and turns, and in its softness and complexity.
Zhu Zhizhi was very angry for not being favored by the opera troupe, but after seeing the translation of the translation agency, she was convinced. If she couldn't beat them, she might as well join them. So she joined the translation agency.
What surprised Tian Ruan was that Zhu Zhizhi had quietly gotten 9 points in the minor language several times.
"What's that look in your eyes?" Zhu Zhizhi saw Tian Ruan looking at her with a complicated expression as soon as she arrived. "Is it strange that I joined the translation agency?"
"You founded a literary club, and then you ran away. It turns out you were lying to me all along."
"…People always want to move up, and I'm not just good at writing pornographic stories." Zhu Zhizhi said, "I've figured it out. I have to be sneaky in China, so I'll go abroad and write pornographic stories openly!"
Tian Ruan: "It's all for pornography."
Zhu Zhizhi not only came by herself, but also pulled Nan Mengyao with her, "For the sake of the wives who produce grain overseas, we must also learn to translate beautifully!"
Nan Mengyao nodded modestly.
Tian Ruan was stunned: "Nan Mengyao, how did Zhu Zhizhi lead you astray?"
Zhu Zhizhi: "What do you mean by being led astray by me? We are just enthusiasts with the same hobbies!"
Nan Mengyao: "Student Tian, I have my own judgment on my own affairs."
Tian Ruan couldn't control them, and he couldn't even take care of his own affairs. He had to help the student union buy fireworks, inspect the preparations made by various departments for the school anniversary, and always pay attention to the movements of the protagonists, so as to be in a position to eat the melons first...
Most importantly, he also had to choose a suitable venue for his and Yu Jingmo's "affair".
Of course not in a public place. It’s better to do it in a place that is hidden enough and won’t be discovered. If he was discovered, his student career would be over. The next day, rumors like "Yu Jingmo is having an affair with his brother-in-law", "Yu Jingmo doesn't even let his brother-in-law go", and "Yu Jingmo's brother-in-law is actually his wife" would definitely spread.
Where is the right place?
During the inspection, Tian Ruan walked around and stopped, and visited the library, art and sports building, academic building, music building, teaching building, as well as the playground, auditorium, restaurant, broadcasting room... None of them worked.
Finally, Tian Ruan set his sights on the bell tower, which was rarely visited.
There is a bell tower behind Deyin. Apart from the workers who do regular maintenance and the cleaning ladies, few people go there on weekdays. People just think of the bell tower as a decorative building, which it is.
Tian Ruan imagined that if he and Yu Jingmo were having an affair on the bell tower, they could see the whole school, but no one in the school could see them. It was exciting just thinking about it.
On the fourth day of preparation for the school anniversary, Lu Qiuyan, who was working behind Xie Tangyan (cleaning up the mess), was unsurprisingly sought after by the girls in the junior high school.
Girls aged fourteen, fifteen or sixteen are at the age of falling in love for the first time. They are surrounded by either hot-tempered young masters, young masters with strict family education, or gentle and honest men. They have seen so many things and are not at all shaken.
As soon as a "thorny guy" like Lu Qiuyan came into their sight, they were attracted by his rebellious temperament, miserable life experience, and handsome appearance, which combined into the three words "beautiful, strong, and miserable".
They are sentimental and rebellious, and they really need a down-and-out knight to care for them and redeem them, just like in the novels.
He is an extremely sharp knife that can cut people with just one look, but his life is miserable and a little sunshine can make him shine.
She was a flower in a greenhouse, longing for the scorching sunshine outside. She was confined in the greenhouse, but she just glanced at him, and from then on he moved into her world.
He is her freedom, she is his salvation, and they have the most innocent love for each other in their youth.
"Ah~" Tian Ruan recalled the psychological description of the little girl in the original text and couldn't help but shudder, "One is youth pain literature, and the other is Jinjiang BL literature. They walked into the wrong set."
The little girls who had walked into the wrong set swarmed towards Lu Qiuyan, asking about her well-being and shyly giving her flowers.
"Senior, you are so tall, about 1.85 meters?"
"Senior, I don't know how to do this question, can you teach me?"
"Senior, how about I treat you to lunch at noon?"
Tian Ruan counted and found that there were one, two, three, four, five, six, seven or eight girls surrounding Lu Qiuyan at this time, surrounding him tightly, just like they were surrounding a giant panda.
Lu Qiuyan, who had never been so "welcome" before, looked at them like rare animals. "If you don't know, ask the teacher, don't ask me. I have lunch at noon, no need to treat me."
"Senior, are you dating Senior Xie?" a girl asked with a blushing face.
Lu Qiuyan: "Students in Deyin middle and high schools are not allowed to fall in love. This is written in the school rules. Haven't you read the school rules?"
“…”
"I'm just working for Xie Tangyan."
The girls breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly saw a slender figure standing behind a tree not far away, as bright and clear as the spring breeze and the moon. "Hey, who is that senior?"
Lu Qiuyan looked up and said, "Oh, Tian Ruan, the second-year student in high school."
Tian Ruan: “…”
Lu Qiuyan: "You're wrong, he's the third."
The girls were more or less sapiosexual, and Tian Ruan was surprisingly pretty. She looked like a fairy from heaven who was not affected by worldly affairs...
"Hello, Senior Tian."
Lu Qiuyan: "If you have any questions, you can ask him. He has better grades than me."
Tian Ruan: "But I'm not as tall as you."
Girls: “…” Indeed.
Although 1.77 meters is not short, it still pales in comparison to someone who is 1.8 meters tall.
Lu Qiuyan pushed aside the girls and continued to do his own thing, taking Tian Ruan away with him. "Since you are so free, come with me and do the hard labor."
Tian Ruan went with Lu Qiuyan to move the stage props and ran into Yevgeny who was rehearsing.
Yevgeny was very excited to see them: "Turkey noodles, long time no see~"
Tian Ruan doubted his ears: "What??"
The deputy director of the opera company came out and said, "The director's Chinese has deteriorated recently. He was calling you guys."
Yevgeny: "Oh, that's annoying. I tried to make it so you couldn't hear me."
Tian Ruan: "What a humorous joke, coconut root mud."
Yevgeny murmured: "Coconut tree root mud? I like this nickname. My two little cuties, my opera is still missing a prince and a princess, you..."
"Goodbye." Tian Ruan ran away.
Lu Qiuyan ignored Yevgeny and was busy until noon when he returned to the classroom to rest. Just as he was about to tuck his coat into the desk, he suddenly saw a few pink envelopes fall out.
He picked it up, tore it open and glanced at it briefly, with no expression on his face.
Just then, Yu Shang came in from outside, and for some unknown reason, Lu Qiuyan crumpled up all the remaining love letters.
Yu Shang asked: "What?"
"nothing."
Yu Shang didn't ask any more questions and said, "Let's go to the restaurant to eat."
“Oh.” Lu Qiuyan got up and went to the restaurant with Yu Shang.
Tian Ruan went to the bathroom, and when he came back he didn't see Lu Qiuyan, so he went to the restaurant to look for him. Seeing Lu Qiuyan and Yu Shang sitting in familiar seats, he sighed with relief: "It's been a while since the three of us have eaten together."
Lu Qiuyan said stubbornly: "Who said we are a trio?"
Tian Ruan: "Okay, okay, you guys play as a duo and I'll play as a solo, okay?"
“…”
Yu Shang was unmoved, ordered a few dishes, and said, "I leave early in the morning recently, and Aunt Liu didn't have time to prepare lunch."
Lu Qiuyan looked at Yu Shang's face with deep and sharp features, and saw a faint blue color under his eyes. He was silent for a while: "You don't have to think about me, just think about yourself. I'm not a three-year-old child who can eat by myself."
Yu Shang hummed and said, "You have been much more obedient recently and haven't fought much."
Lu Qiuyan: "...I'm not fighting because I want to. It's just that no one has bothered me recently."
Tian Ruan remembered this. In the original book, after Yu Shang knew that Lu Qiuyan's family information was leaked, he mobilized the group's programmers and took great effort to delete it.
As a result, fewer people came to trouble Lu Qiuyan. In the Internet age, when your information has no value, others will be too lazy to look for it.
When they were students, Yu Shang did his best to protect Lu Qiuyan.
After growing up, Yu Shang also silently protected Lu Qiuyan from the wind and rain.
"He is truly a good man of our time." Tian Ruan blurted out such an emotional sentence.
Yu Shang has learned to automatically ignore this erratic young father. As long as he doesn't cause trouble, everything will be fine.
Lu Qiuyan asked, "Who are you talking about? Me?"
Tian Ruan: "It's you, me, and him!" pointing at Yu Shang.
"Okay, okay, hello, I'm fine, everyone is fine."
On the fifth day of the joke, Tian Ruan got the key to the bell tower and ordered the bodyguards to clean the bell tower and decorate it with balloons and ribbons. As for the flowers, they would have to wait until the day of the school celebration.
Tian Ruan carefully examined the bell tower. Apart from the fact that the stairs were a bit high and it was a bit tiring to climb, the colorful spliced glass and the garden that could be seen outside the window were full of atmosphere.
The diameter of the large clock on the top is as high as two people, which gives a sense of oppression when viewed from the inside, and white wall paint is needed to neutralize this oppression.
There was a window on the clock face, and Tian Ruan stuck his head out like a little bird telling time. Since there was no second hand, he didn't have to worry about getting his head cut off, and could just enjoy the slowly turning minute hand.
With the breeze blowing on his face and looking out from a high place, Tian Ruan saw the entire Deyin complex, so majestic and magnificent, like a castle for princes and princesses.
Mao Qi took a photo and sent it to Yu Jingmo as usual: The madam said she was going to date the gentleman here.
Yu Jingmo looked at the young man in the photo with his butt raised up on the clock face: Where?
Mao Qi: Deyin Bell Tower.
Yu Jingmo: Is it possible that he wanted to give me a surprise, but you told me in advance?
Mao Qi: ...Sorry, sir.
Yu Jingmo didn't reply, but just curled the corners of his lips. Even if he knew it in advance, he would still act very surprised - Tian Ruan would definitely give him more surprises.
Even though the memory was vague, in his mind and deep in his heart, Tian Ruan always gave him surprises without expecting anything.
The day before the school anniversary opening, just as written in the original book, Lu Qiuyan was rumored to be in love with a girl and dating Xiao Shulin. When Director Hu found out, he was furious and criticized him by name on the radio: "Lu Qiuyan, you are really stubborn. You had a fight before, and now you are being affectionate with a girl. How can this be considered decent?"
"It's fine if there's only one girl, but there are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, or 8 girls!" Director Hu's tone became even more sour. "I really don't know why they are so popular!"
“You little girls are such a fool. You like Lu Qiuyan, even though he’s handsome. But being handsome can’t make a living! I know you have money and don’t want Lu Qiuyan to support you, but being handsome can’t make a living either!”
The whole school: “…”
Tian Ruan: "Although Director Hu has a hoarse voice, he still has the vision of a human being and knows that Lu Qiuyan is handsome."
Wang Weiqi was deeply shocked: "Fuck, why is it that Lu Qiuyan is always praised for being handsome when he is criticized?? I don't cause trouble or do bad things, and no one has ever praised me for being handsome."
Tian Ruan looked at Wang Weiqi, who was still not white, and was as black as sheep dung. "As the saying goes, a white complexion can hide a hundred flaws. How about you whiten your skin first?"
Wang Weiqi: "...A real man will never whiten his skin!"
Director Hu continued to criticize: "Lu Qiuyan, I am so disappointed in you! Don't take advantage of your good looks to do whatever you want, I tell you..."
Boom-boom-crack-bang! !
The broadcasting room was struck by lightning again.
Director Hu became Director Hu again.
Tian Ruan: "... after talking so much, I knew he would be struck by lightning."
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