Chapter 182: Not Behaving Well (Two in One) Tian Ruan was kneaded like a dough...

Chapter 182: Not Behaving Well (Two in One) Tian Ruan was kneaded like a dough...

"Can I take a shower by myself?" Yu Jingmo put away the infusion stand and asked the young man on the bed whose face was gradually becoming rosy.

Tian Ruan felt a little lazy and shook his head, "I don't have the strength."

Yu Jingmo picked him up sideways, walked to the bathroom door, paused, and went in sideways. After entering the bathroom, Yu Jingmo put him down and said, "Fill the bathtub with water."

Tian Ruan: “…” All the domineering CEO stories are lies.

Yu Jingmo adjusted the water temperature in the bathtub, opened a piece of Hermès handmade soap and threw it into the rushing water, creating rich and fine bubbles, and a refreshing citrus scent filled the air.

Then, Yu Jingmo unscrewed a small sapphire glass bottle, poured in a little Mediterranean-style Parma water, and stirred it in the water.

Tian Ruan sat on a waterproof bamboo stool. Most of the decorations in this bathroom were also bamboo-style, full of Chinese style. The high-end bath brands on the market are a combination of Chinese and Western styles.

"Mr. Yu," Tian Ruan felt that this scene was full of magic the more he watched, "You look like a wizard."

Yu Jingmo stirred the bath water and sprinkled some rose petals in it. Hearing this, he just chuckled and said, "If I were a wizard, I would make a water that can cure your illness and eliminate disasters. If you soak in it, you can keep your beauty forever and live a long life."

Tian Ruan opened his arms, "Okay."

Yu Jingmo bent down and picked him up, holding his butt with one hand and stroking his back with the other, and put him into the warm water of the bathtub in the posture of holding a child.

Petals and foam quickly gathered around, Tian Ruan had half of her body in the water and the other half hugged Yu Jingmo, their lips connected.

Yu Jingmo leaned over and kissed him, his big hands resting on the edge of the bathtub, veins throbbing on the back of his hands from the force, his thumbs pressing into the fine foam of the water.

Tian Ruan's clothes were soaked and the bathtub was slippery, so he soon lost his strength.

The four bitten lips parted, Yu Jingmo lowered his eyes, his long and thick black eyebrows were moistened, and his dark pupils stared deeply at the young man in front of him.

Tian Ruan's mouth and face were red, and he raised his arm and said, "Help me."

Yu Jingmo picked up the corner of his T-shirt with one hand and lifted it up.

Without the cover of cloth, the foam directly surged onto the young man's snow-white and delicate skin, but it could not cover the pair of pink plums.

Tian Ruan raised her face, holding a branch of plum blossoms, as if waiting for you to pick them.

Yu Jingmo felt that the color of the plum blossoms was too light, so he picked them and examined them carefully, rubbing, twisting, and picking them gently.

The originally light-colored plum blossoms now look as if painted with cinnabar, becoming gorgeous and fragrant.

"...Mr. Yu." Tian Ruan was already moved.

The belt buckle made a clinking sound and fell to the ground. Yu Jingmo's bony hands quickly removed the clothes that were in the way, like a mermaid leader with a sturdy body and extraordinary explosive power, falling into the water to hunt.

The water in the bathtub splashed and the figures were entangled.

Tian Ruan was floating up and down, tossed back and forth, and it was impossible to tell whether the foam in the water was from the handmade soap or from him and Yu Jingmo.

After all, he had just fainted and hit a home run. Before he had time to celebrate, he fainted again.

Yu Jingmo didn't go too far. He just rinsed him with warm water and carried him out of the bathtub.

Tian Ruan lay down in the thin summer quilt comfortably and cleanly. His skin felt smooth and cool against the silk. He said, "I feel like I'm lying on a cloud now."

Yu Jingmo stroked his forehead and whispered, "I'm sorry, I should have restrained myself."

Tian Ruan narrowed his eyes and said, "Husband-husband exercise can effectively promote the secretion of dopamine. I feel much better."

"Then wait until you wake up and give me another shot."

"..." Tian Ruan fell asleep in a daze and had a strange dream -

In the dream, he and Lu Qiuyan went to the hospital for treatment. The attending physician was Yu Jingmo, who was wearing a white coat and a blue mask. He said in a cold tone: "You have skin thirst disease, and you need an injection to treat it."

Tian Ruan asked: "What is skin hunger?"

Yu Jingmo: "Let your friend leave for a moment, I'll show you how."

Tian Ruan asked again: "What disease does my friend have?"

Yu Jingmo: "Lovesickness."

Tian Ruan: “Ah?”

Yu Jingmo waved his hand, and Yu Shang came out from another department. "This is the medicine prescribed for your friend."

Tian Ruan: "Medicine? But he is a living person."

Yu Shang: "I am Yao, and I have a big donkey whip."

Tian Ruan: “…”

Yu Shang: "Your friend's lovesickness can be cured by eating a big donkey penis."

Tian Ruan felt strange: "Are you really Yu Shang?"

The next second, Yu Shang had already domineeringly grabbed Lu Qiuyan's hand, placed it on his big donkey whip, and said firmly: "I am your medicine, I guarantee that the disease will be cured."

Lu Qiuyan: "Oh, let's go."

Then they left.

Tian Ruan was inexplicably excited and wanted to go and see, but was caught by Yu Jingmo. Then he became the size of a palm in Yu Jingmo's palm, "?? Doctor, what did you do to me? Why did I become so small?"

Yu Jingmo said coldly: "I'm not a doctor, actually I'm a wizard. I've been waiting for you here for a thousand seconds, and you're finally here."

"A thousand seconds, you actually waited for me for so long, what do you want to do?" Tian Ruan stood in Yu Jingmo's palm, and because her feet were soft, she had to hold Yu Jingmo's middle finger.

Yu Jingmo took off his mask and approached him. His deep and handsome eyes were as vast and magnificent as the entire sky.

Tian Ruan suddenly felt a little embarrassed, "Mr. Yu, you made me so small, what can I do?"

Yu Jingmo opened his clothes with his fingertips.

Tian Ruan held on to the clothes tightly to prevent him from picking them. Yu Jingmo suddenly blew out a hurricane that blew away all his shaky clothes. Tian Ruan could only hold Yu Jingmo's middle finger naked to cover her shame.

Yu Jingmo gently moved his fingers, and the little guy, who was the size of a palm, was so scared that he hugged his fingers tightly.

"Mr. Yu, I'm scared." Tian Ruan shouted.

Yu Jingmo bent his thumb and gently kneaded the little man.

Tian Ruan was kneaded like a dough and whined and moaned.

Gradually, the dough man turned into a sponge man, absorbing enough water. Water would come out if it was pressed or pinched.

"Ah..." The humming turned into ah ah umm, "Mr. Yu..."

Yu Jingmo's palms were full of water, and the little Tian Ruan lying in them felt like he was being drenched by rain. He rubbed his face lovingly with his fingertips, "Do you want to stay like this, or change back?"

Tian Ruan seemed to know what would happen if he changed back, but he nodded anyway.

Yu Jingmo curled the corners of his lips and changed him back.

Tian Ruan was lying on the desk in the department. Yu Jingmo, wearing a white coat, stood behind him. He repeated the palm movements in full and even went further.

At seven o'clock in the morning, Tian Ruan woke up with his eyes wide open, and secretly recalled his dream.

"Awake so early?" Yu Jingmo's voice was lazy and calm.

Tian Ruan was startled: "Mr. Yu, are you awake?"

Yu Jingmo reached out and embraced him, "I woke up about ten minutes ago."

Tian Ruan smelled his scent and blushed slightly, "Then why did you speak up now?"

Yu Jingmo glared at him, "What kind of dream did you have that makes you feel so guilty?"

"..." Tian Ruan said, "No."

"Did you dream about someone else?"

"No."

"That means you dreamed about me."

Tian Ruan was speechless. Not only did he dream about Yu Jingmo, but it also triggered such an exciting plot.

"What did you dream about me?" Yu Jingmo asked.

Tian Ruan said casually: "Nothing, you just gave me a super big diamond."

"How big?"

“The moon is that big.”

Yu Jingmo laughed: "You can dream."

Tian Ruan: "Of course."

Yu Jingmo reached into the quilt and wiped it, "What is this? It's wet."

Tian Ruan: “…………”

Tian Ruan's face flushed red. He forgot that although dreams can be concealed, the body cannot. And he wasn't wearing pajamas at all.

Yu Jingmo leaned against the bedside, looking at the young man's embarrassed and shy appearance, and raised his eyebrows slightly: "It seems that you have hidden a lot from me."

"…I want to take a shower."

Yu Jingmo laughed out loud and carried him to take a bath.

After washing and putting on clean clothes, Tian Ruan felt clean in his heart. While having breakfast, he finally told the truth to Yu Jingmo.

After listening to this, Yu Jingmo commented: "Except for you and me in your dream, everyone else is OOC."

Tian Ruan: "Maybe what I dreamed about was their true inner thoughts."

Yu Jingmo wiped his lips elegantly with a tissue and asked, "Do you still need to go to work?"

"Go ahead, I'm ready."

"You are not allowed to cause any trouble today."

"...Mr. Yu, you praised my nonsense last night as an incredible skill, but now it has become a way to stir up trouble?"

"Then let me put it another way. Be honest today."

"oh."

Yu Jingmo sent him to the ancient town. When they got there, he ruffled the young man's fresh hair and said, "I'll pick you up for lunch at noon."

Tian Ruan: "I'll just eat here. Mr. Yu, you can take care of your own business. I promise to be honest today."

Yu Jingmo looked him in the eyes with a serious expression: "If you get heat stroke or get injured again, this summer camp will be over."

Tian Ruan nodded repeatedly.

"Go ahead."

Tian Ruan got off the bus with a backpack and walked briskly into the ancient town.

It was already nine o'clock in the morning, and there were still as many tourists in the ancient town as yesterday. Since Yan xx's crew was filming here, the surrounding indigenous people also came to join in the fun, making the originally small ancient town even more crowded.

Tian Ruan first went to the Ancient Town Residents Committee and changed into the knight's clothes he was wearing when he fainted yesterday, which had already been washed and dried. The neighborhood committee lady also asked: "Did you leave directly yesterday?"

Tian Ruan: "I fainted from heat stroke yesterday, so my family took me away."

Aunt: "Hey, are you okay? How did you get heatstroke?"

Tian Ruan smiled and said, "It's okay. I'm going to be an NPC."

While walking, he reported to Lu Qiuyan that he was safe, and then went straight to Xilai Inn. Let’s go to the kitchen again. Nan Huaiju has done some easy work today and is picking vegetables under the corridor.

When he saw Tian Ruan, he rolled his eyes in annoyance.

Tian Ruan squatted down to help him pick vegetables, "I'm sorry, Nan Huaiju, I was the one who said you were robbing Hai Chao yesterday. My original intention was to provoke Wang Weiqi to provoke you, and then Hai Chao would be the hero to save the damsel in distress."

"A hero saving the damsel in distress?" Nan Huaiju threw the dish he had snatched from Tian Ruan back to him. "Pah, I can beat Wang Weiqi up with one hand. I don't need Hai Chao to be a hero saving the damsel in distress."

Tian Ruan skillfully picked the celery leaves and put them in the basket. "I know you are brave and invincible. You are not someone that a fool like Wang Weiqi can challenge."

"Humph, it's good that you know." Nan Huaiju was coaxed into submission and asked awkwardly, "I heard that you fainted from heatstroke while standing in the corner yesterday?"

Tian Ruan wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead and said, "Yes."

"You are too honest, you don't even know how to be lazy." Nan Huaiju taught by example, "I tell you, as long as you act coquettishly and show weakness, ice cubes like Hai Chao can help you do the work."

Tian Ruan was stunned.

Nan Huaiju took out an air cushion and said, "I got this from my cousin. When I put it on my face, it turns me as pale as a ghost."

“…”

Nan Huaiju opened the air cushion, pressed some liquid foundation on the powder puff, and patted it on her face in front of a small mirror. Her already snow-white face, under the ivory-white foundation, looked as pale as a ghost.

Tian Ruan moved his mouth but still said nothing.

Nan Huaiju finished her job. "Only those who endure hardships can achieve success. Although the process of applying makeup hurts my face, the effect is very good."

"Well, then what?" Tian Ruan asked.

Nan Huaiju handed him the air cushion and said, "You can only use it once. This one is almost gone. I'm counting on it for the next few days."

Tian Ruan had no intention of using it, he just wanted to see what Nan Huai Ju would do.

Nan Huaiju kept glancing at the threshold connecting the front hall and the back kitchen corridor. After seeing Hai Chao's tall figure, he stood up with the celery basket and sighed, "I'm so tired."

Hai Chao paused as he passed by, "Tired?"

Nan Huaiju nodded and looked at Hai Chao with a pale face, "I might be suffering from anemia again."

Hai Chao looked at Nan Huaiju expressionlessly, "Did you accidentally fall into the flour bag?"

"?"

"There's flour all over my face."

"..." Nan Huaiju stepped back in shock, "I, I didn't apply flour."

Tian Ruan held up the air cushion and said, "I can prove that Nanhuaiju is not coated with flour, but only with this."

Hai Chao said in a complicated way: "It's okay if it happens once, twice, or three times. If you want to be lazy, at least try another way." After that, he went into the kitchen, brought out two plates of dishes, and left without looking back.

Nan Huaiju continued to be in a daze——

Tian Ruan returned the air cushion to him and said, "Thank you, but I don't need it."

Nan Huaiju suddenly jumped three feet high: "What should I do?! I can't be lazy anymore!!"

Tian Ruan thought for a moment and said, "If someone allows you to be lazy, it actually means..."

"What does that mean?" Nan Huaiju asked hurriedly.

"It means you're a lazy bastard."

“…”

Tian Ruan waved her little hand, "Come on, Nan Huaiju, try to continue to be lazy."

When we walked out of Xilai Inn, Mao Qi came over carrying a balance bike and said, "Madam, this is what the gentleman prepared for you."

Tian Ruan was pleasantly surprised and said, "Mr. Yu is really thoughtful."

With the experience of riding a balance bike, Tian Ruan learned it right away with just one step. Immediately, the wind started to blow under his feet, and the wind was filled with hot energy, and he flew away like a Nezha.

Mao Qi: "...Madam, slow down!"

The four bodyguards followed behind exhaustedly, and finally split into four groups, just to report in time which street Tian Ruan was on.

Tian Ruan rode on his "Hot Wheels" and rushed to the crew. He turned left and right and went inside, only to see that all the NPCs from yesterday were acting as extras here. When they saw Tian Ruan, they all came over happily.

When the director saw Tian Ruan, his forehead twitched, but he still asked with a smile: "What can I do for you, little ancestor?"

Tian Ruan looked around: "Are you short of water?"

“No shortage.”

"Are you short of food?"

"I've already ordered fast food."

"Fast food is so unnutritious. I'll order a more nutritious meal for everyone."

"No, no, how can I trouble you?"

Tian Ruan waved her hand and said, "You're welcome. I'll prepare it for you right away. Just prepare your wallet."

“…”

After that, Tian Ruan flew away again and called Lu Qiuyan: "I found another business opportunity. Let's make money together."

Lu Qiuyan asked: "What business opportunity?"

"The crew has no food, we'll make some and send it over."

"…What kind of meal can you make?"

Tian Ruan thought for a moment and asked, "How about noodles?"

Lu Qiuyan: "What a coincidence, I can also cook noodles."

"Then noodles! The weather is so hot, eating noodles will help digestion."

Soon, Tian Ruan borrowed a big pot from a shop and started working with Lu Qiuyan in full swing.

"First, fill the pot with water." Tian Ruan is very experienced.

"Then throw in the vegetables." Lu Qiuyan poured in a basket of sorted vegetables, "and a few eggs."

"A few are definitely not enough, let's have a few dozen." Tian Ruan stirred the water in the pot with a large spoon, "It's bad, the water is not boiled!"

Lu Qiuyan said calmly: "It's still not too late to burn it now."

"Also salt, chopped green onions, soy sauce, pepper, star anise... add some of them, and put these geese in, and the apples, too."

“Do you want to put apples in there too?”

"Yes, how can we have a meal without fruits?"

"Then put these tomatoes in as well." Lu Qiuyan said, "There are so many people, maybe some people will eat vegetable and egg noodles, some people will eat tomato and apple noodles, and some people will eat goose soup noodles."

Tian Ruan was delighted: "We are so smart."

An hour later, the two fell into silence as they faced the pot of steaming white, green, red and yellow noodles.

Yu Shang had been busy for a long time and came here. As soon as he entered the kitchen, he smelled a pleasant yet unpleasant aroma. He glanced at the two people standing stiffly, and then at the unknown food in the big pot, "...Are you cooking pig food?"

Tian Ruan took a deep breath and said, "It's okay, we can still save him - Brother Mao and Da Zhuang, come and save Noodles!"

Finally, they worked for another half an hour to sort out the pot of mushy pig food... no, noodles.

Lu Qiuyan: "Green vegetable and egg noodles, tomato and apple noodles, goose soup noodles, and glutinous rice noodles, there is always a flavor that suits them."

Yu Shang asked incredulously, "You want to sell noodles?"

Tian Ruan: "This may be edible, after all, it is made of edible food."

“…”

Then they transported a mountain of disposable noodle soup bowls to the crew on a cart.

Lu Qiuyan found it difficult to open his voice to sell noodles.

Tian Ruan rode a balance bike in front and led the way, "Brothers, it's time to eat! Today we have special noodles for men, so ladies, please bear with it and eat fast food for now."

Upon hearing that it was specially provided for men, the women in the crew were slightly displeased. What era is this? Are there still differences between men and women?

The director coughed and said, "Thank you, thank you. Everyone is hungry, let's eat."

Lu Qiuyan lifted the canvas on the cart, revealing bowls of noodles on the ground. Because they were hidden in the steam, they could not be seen clearly. The men in the crew received their bowls one by one, grinning and saying thank you.

The director was the first to open the lid of the soup bowl and just happened to pull out the mushy noodles, but he saw black, green, yellow and white mixed together. If it was a live broadcast, this bowl of noodles would definitely have to be mosaiced before it could pass review.

director:"……………………"

Axel was the second one to open the lid, and saw a large goose head with a few hairs on it facing him. There were two wing-shaped apple slices on the noodles on both sides.

Axel: “……………………”

The men opened them one after another, and the joy on their faces froze in an instant.

Upon seeing this, the ladies stepped back and stayed away from this truckload of dark food - no wonder it was only provided for men, they really couldn't enjoy it.

Tian Ruan smiled and said to Lu Qiuyan: "Look how happy everyone is, but we can't be proud."

Lu Qiuyan imitated Yu Shang: “Yeah.”

Yu Shang: “…”

The director asked stiffly, "What is this?"

Tian Ruan: "Noodles smell so good. We are all hungry. Let's eat quickly."

They suspected that they could go to see their ancestors after eating it.

Tian Ruan: "Fifty for a bowl, not expensive, right? Prices here are very high, and I don't make much money."

The director almost wanted to slap himself. What on earth was he expecting? Even the fast food was cancelled!

Axe gave the goose head noodles to his assistant and said, "I'm still losing weight, so I won't eat it."

The director just wanted to get rid of this little Pi Xiu quickly. "Not expensive, not expensive. The finance department will transfer the money to you right away. How many bowls in total?"

Tian Ruan: "No more, no less, one hundred bowls. Thank you for your patronage, next time..."

"There won't be a next time." The director said quickly, "We want to eat something else next time."

"Then whenever you want to eat noodles, just come find me."

"Why."

Tian Ruan contentedly pulled Lu Qiuyan to count the money.

Encountering Wang Weiqi squatting at the entrance of Xilai Inn, the savage came up to him and asked, "Tian Ruan, didn't you ask for leave to rest?"

Tian Ruan was about to speak when he heard Yu Shang say coldly, "Not only did he not ask for leave, he was actually jumping around and causing trouble."

"?"

Tian Ruan: “…I didn’t.”

Lu Qiuyan clicked on the payment button on WeChat, and 3,000 yuan was deposited into his account. Hearing this, he said, “I’m with him.”

Yu Shang said calmly: "You are in cahoots with each other."

“…”

Tian Ruan: "We make money based on our own abilities. It's a matter of one willing to fight and the other willing to be beaten. Mr. Yu said that this is my skill. Can you do it? Even if I give you ten guts, you will not show your donkey whip to Lu Qiuyan like I did in my dream."

Yu Shang: “What?”

"The Yu Shang in my dream would openly show Lu Qiuyan his donkey whip. Can you do that?"

"..." Yu Shang seemed to have never been subjected to such unreasonable attacks before. For a moment, he was speechless even though he was well-read in the books of sages and had never lost a debate competition.

Wang Weiqi asked: "What is a donkey whip? Is it a whip?"

Lu Qiuyan: “No…”

People were coming and going at the entrance of the restaurant, and people would look over from time to time.

Yu Shang entered the door first and went up to the second floor.

Wang Weiqi still wanted to eat, so he followed him like a servile boy, leaving Tian Ruan and Lu Qiuyan looking at each other in bewilderment.

Lu Qiuyan took a deep breath: "What kind of messed up dream did you have?"

Tian Ruan: "Really, in my dream, Yu Shang showed you the donkey's whip and said it was the medicine for your lovesickness."

"...It's bad enough that you had this kind of dream, but you also told it out loud. Aren't you afraid that I will beat you?" Lu Qiuyan's face showed a hint of shame and annoyance.

Tian Ruan immediately said: "You can also dream that Mr. Yu shows me the big donkey whip, then we are even."

Lu Qiuyan: "I don't have your weird mind, so I can't dream of something so bizarre. And there's nothing strange about Uncle Yu showing you the donkey whip, it's actually happened before."

Tian Ruan: "Then you dreamed of me showing Mr. Yu the donkey whip?"

Lu Qiuyan looked at him, "Do you have it? You can't even dream about it yourself, right?"

Tian Ruan: “…”

Tian Ruan asked quietly, "What about you? Have you ever dreamed of Yu Shang?"

Lu Qiuyan: “…”

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