Chapter 184 Camping (Two in One) “…adulterer and adulterer.”…
Back at the hotel, Tian Ruan was spanked by Yu Jingmo.
It is beaten until it is dripping with juice and bright red, like a ripe peach. The juice overflows with the slightest press, and the flesh is soft.
Yu Jingmo ate the peach and felt happy. He took out a gift to coax the angry young man lying on the bed.
Tian Ruan was wrapped in a thin snow-white silk quilt. He lay on the pillow with wet eyelashes and his brown pupils washed by tears, becoming as clear as amber. He pouted and ignored the man who had just "beat" him so hard.
A slender hand held a small red velvet box and placed it beside the pillow. She coaxed him in a low voice, "Open it and take a look."
Tian Ruan turned his head away and said, "Form is emptiness, emptiness is form, everything is emptiness. I have decided to be pure in heart and desire, and never pursue fame and fortune again, and never be obsessed with sex."
Yu Jingmo raised his eyebrows slightly, "Really?"
"Yes!" Tian Ruan made up his mind.
With a gentle sound, Yu Jingmo opened the red velvet box, and the flickering light inside jumped into the young man's eyes. Yu Jingmo: "Turn around and look. I don't believe you have empty eyes."
“…”
"This is the largest diamond currently available in the country."
Tian Ruan's eyes could not help but chase the brilliant light of the diamond, which was reflected in his eyes like a sky full of stars, "Wow~"
The lights in the suite's bedroom are also neo-Chinese style. In pursuit of a retro atmosphere, they are all dim yellow. Under such dim lights, the huge diamond in the red velvet box still reflects a dazzling glow, like a rainbow.
"Do you like it?"
"I like it." Tian Ruan said involuntarily.
Yu Jingmo smiled and placed the diamond in front of him.
Tian Ruan just picked up the diamond and froze, "I... I'll just take a look."
Yu Jingmo: "This is a gift for you. If you don't want it, the trash can is its destination."
Tian Ruan: "Then I must save it. From now on, I am its master."
Yu Jingmo: “Yeah.”
Tian Ruan was so coaxed that she couldn't let go of the heavy diamond. "It's so big. If I made it into a ring, it would be tiring to wear on my hand."
"Then make it into a necklace."
Tian Ruan imagined herself wearing the diamond necklace and began to worry: "Will I be robbed?"
Yu Jingmo chuckled: "Not many people know the value of something. Maybe they just think you are wearing a worthless rhinestone."
Tian Ruan pointed the diamond at Yu Jingmo's face and said, "You are as hard as it is."
Yu Jingmo held him down with a smile, "But I don't have as many edges and corners as it does. If you don't believe me, feel it again."
...Tian Ruan really felt it and found that Mr. Yu was indeed a little softer than diamond, but it still had shape on his thin belly.
For the next two days, Tian Ruan was very well behaved.
He arrived at the ancient town early in the morning to play the role of NPC, took photos with tourists, and helped sell souvenirs and fruits at the stalls. The stall owner personally made two stone bracelets for him, saying that they were the latest models on the Internet. Couples wearing them can enjoy a long and loving relationship.
Tian Ruan felt that he and Yu Jingmo didn't need this, so he took the bracelets and found Lu Qiuyan and Yu Shang, and tricked them into wearing one each.
"Lu Qiuyan, wear this to attract wealth."
"Yu Shang, wear this to keep you safe."
Lu Qiuyan looked at the pink crystal on the bracelet and didn't doubt it. "Macho pink brings wealth?"
Tian Ruan nodded repeatedly.
Yu Shang was not so easily fooled and said calmly: "I don't need this." After that, a sparrow flew by and dropped a pile of bird shit on his shoulder.
Tian Ruan: "Look, look, the will of the world is for you to wear. You don't want to get involved in the shit that comes flying, do you?"
Yu Shang: “…”
The top and bottom protagonists met each other wearing couple bracelets and looked at each other.
Lu Qiuyan rolled his eyes.
Yu Shang: “?”
Lu Qiuyan: "You are so rich but you still want to attract more money. You have sucked away all the wealth in the world."
Yu Shang: “???”
Lu Qiuyan passed by coolly and read aloud the introduction of the historical relics. After reading for a few seconds, he yawned, leaned against the railing and closed his eyes to take a nap.
Tian Ruan watched from the side, not daring to say a word.
Yu Shang continued to explain the history of this scenic spot to tourists without knowing why, until the sun moved westward in the afternoon.
The temperature rose and the scorching sun fell on the two young men. Tian Ruan was sweating from the sun, as if he was in a sauna, and his head was dizzy and he felt weak.
Finally, he heard footsteps.
"Lu Qiuyan? Tian Ruan?" Yu Shang called them.
Tian Ruan opened his eyes with great effort, his face flushed. Because the sun was too strong, he could only half-close his eyes like a cat, "...Ah?"
Yu Shang frowned slightly, "Don't sleep here, go to the shade."
Tian Ruan rubbed his eyes and turned to look at Lu Qiuyan beside him. The other party showed no signs of waking up. "Did he faint from the sun?"
Upon hearing this, Yu Shang reached out and touched Lu Qiuyan's forehead, and it was a little hot.
"Lu Qiuyan?" Tian Ruan called softly. Seeing that he didn't move, she was moved. "Oh my god, he really fainted from the sun."
Yu Shang immediately picked up Lu Qiuyan and said, "I'll take him to the neighborhood committee."
Tian Ruan got up and led the way, "I know the shortcut, follow me."
"You've been wandering around these past few days, and it's finally of some use."
“…”
Lu Qiuyan didn't wake up during the whole journey. No one knew if he was really sunburned or just sleeping too soundly like in the original book.
The neighborhood committee building was also antique, but it had a lounge inside. The lady on duty immediately brought an ice pack and said, "Put it on him quickly."
Yu Shang wrapped the ice pack in a towel and hung it on the head of the bed, just touching Lu Qiuyan's forehead. Then he undressed Lu Qiuyan's volunteer clothes and saw that he was wearing a T-shirt underneath. It was not easy to take it off from the head, so after thinking it over, he lifted up the T-shirt.
The old lady took one look and said with a smile, "You are a strong young man."
Tian Ruan looked over and immediately admired Lu Qiuyan's thin waist, thin abdominal muscles, and especially the dimples on his pelvis. He couldn't help but exclaimed, "Son, you are so lucky."
Yu Shang: "...all of you get out."
Tian Ruan smiled knowingly and walked out with the aunt.
The aunt chatted with him: "You young men just don't take your health seriously. It's so hot, but you're still out in the sun instead of finding a place to escape the heat."
The bodyguard brought the ice cream and Tian Ruan took one from the auntie, "It's okay."
Just as it was written in the original book, Lu Qiuyan slept for three hours. When he opened his eyes, he found himself on a strange bed with his T-shirt lifted up, almost revealing his inner vagina. He was immediately furious, thinking that some bastard had dared to flirt with him.
As a result, I saw Yu Shang reading a book nearby - God knows how he carried the book with him wherever he went.
Lu Qiuyan was startled: "Yu Shang?"
Yu Shang closed the book, walked to the bed and felt Lu Qiuyan's forehead, "It's not hot anymore, let's go."
Lu Qiuyan looked at him suspiciously, "Did you take off my clothes?"
“Just take off the volunteer clothes.”
"What about this?" Lu Qiuyan shook his T-shirt, "You lifted it up to my chest?"
"...You are sunburned, this is how you can cool down."
Thinking about how her waist and chest had been looked at for a long time, Lu Qiuyan's face became hot again, "Cooling off? You are really good at it."
Yu Shang looked at him silently.
"say."
"How did I make you angry?" Yu Shang asked.
Lu Qiuyan looked strange, "I'm not angry with you."
"You look angry right now."
"..." How could Lu Qiuyan say that? He thought someone was taking advantage of him.
If the person who took advantage of him was Yu Shang, Lu Qiuyan would not be so angry - thinking of this, he began to be angry with himself for not being able to get angry.
It was the first time that Lu Qiuyan experienced the complicated feelings of a young man.
Looking at Lu Qiu's ears that looked like they were on fire, Yu Shang seemed to understand something. He opened and closed his thin lips and said, "It's past the gathering time. Let's take my car back to the hotel."
"Oh." Lu Qiuyan got up, put on his shoes, put on his volunteer jacket, and followed Yu Shang out with his hands in his pockets.
Tian Ruan was waiting outside and said, "Mr. Yu is treating us to lobster tonight. Let's go."
Lu Qiuyan paused and said, "I won't go."
Tian Ruan had already thought of a reason: "Yu Shang doesn't know how to peel shrimps. If you don't go, he will be left with nothing."
“…This is a lame excuse.”
"As long as it's useful."
After leaving the ancient town, they got in the car and headed to the restaurant.
The restaurant is located in a Michelin-style private room with an elegant Chinese-style decoration and a quiet atmosphere. There was just enough space for four people. The waitress who served the meal was wearing a sky-blue cheongsam and had her hair tied up with a wooden hairpin. She smiled sweetly at them and bowed.
The four of them sat down and the dishes were served one by one.
There was a guzheng placed by the window, and a young man in a plain white Chinese gown came in to play the instrument to liven up the atmosphere.
"Do you need me to peel the shrimp?" the waiter asked with a smile.
Yu Jingmo glanced at Tian Ruan and said, "No, my wife will peel the shrimp for me."
Tian Ruan: “…”
Lu Qiuyan raised his finger and said, "We need to peel the shrimp."
The waiter smiled softly and said, "Okay." Then he washed his hands, put on disposable gloves and peeled shrimps for the two young men.
This shrimp is indeed big, one is thirty centimeters long, the shrimp meat is firm and soft, and looks very chewy. Tian Ruan imitated the waiter and peeled the shrimp easily.
The moment you peel off the shrimp shell, you feel an indescribable sense of satisfaction.
"Mr. Yu, please have some shrimp." Tian Ruan placed a whole piece of shrimp that looked like a long worm on the plate in front of Yu Jingmo.
The waiter smiled and cut the shrimp meat into pieces with a knife.
Tian Ruan realized that he had not provided a complete set of services, "...Mr. Yu, you can just bite it."
Yu Jingmo glared at him, "It's not you, I don't like to be bitten."
Tian Ruan: “…”
Yu Shang & Lu Qiuyan: “…” What did we hear? Oh, it's dirty.
Tian Ruan picked up the knife with a guilty look on his face, took Yu Jingmo's plate and started cutting. With a clanging sound, the shrimp meat was cut into different lengths and the shape was not beautiful at all. Tian Ruan frowned and said, "I'll peel another shrimp for you."
Yu Jingmo took his plate and said calmly, "It's just cut into smaller pieces. You can eat it."
Tian Ruan peeled his shrimp again. This time he didn't cut it. He poured the sauce directly on the shrimp meat, picked it up with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth. Because the shrimp meat was too thick, the sauce dripped from his rosy lips. He quickly caught it with a tissue and took a bite.
His cheeks puffed up and he chewed like a little squirrel.
Yu Jingmo looked at him.
Tian Ruan blinked and responded with confusion.
Yu Jingmo wiped his lips with a napkin and chuckled, "This shrimp meat is not as thick as mine. Is it so hard to eat?"
The sound was so quiet that only the two of them could hear it. Tian Ruan: "...if you have the guts, speak louder."
The two people opposite looked over.
Yu Jingmo was not surprised or moved, and said calmly: "After eating the shrimp, there are better things to eat."
Tian Ruan knew what the tastier one was, but he couldn't say it.
So much so that Lu Qiuyan waited silently for dinner, but the better food didn't come. When he was about to leave, he couldn't help but ask Tian Ruan: "What is the better food?"
Tian Ruan: “…”
"No matter what you say it is, I won't eat it." Lu Qiuyan said generously.
Tian Ruan had a complicated expression, "I can't say."
What delicious food can’t you talk about? Lu Qiuyan pondered for a while, then suddenly realized what was going on and muttered, "...adulterer, adulterer."
Tian Ruan was speechless.
After returning to the hotel, Tian Ruan indeed ate something even more delicious - no wonder.
"It's so bitter." Tian Ruan frowned and lay in the dragon's nest.
Yu Jingmo stroked his head and said, his fingertips stroking the young man's soft hair: "Once it's bitter, the second time it's sweet."
Tian Ruan obediently opened his mouth wide and finally tasted a little bit of yogurt.
"...Good boy." Yu Jingmo exhaled a long breath of white air and gave Tian Ruan a wonderful reward.
Tian Ruan went to the ancient town to take up his post the next day.
He counted on his fingers and found that there were only two days left in the summer camp.
The teacher announced the itinerary for tomorrow and the day after tomorrow in the group: In order to enrich everyone’s summer camp experience, we will camp in a nearby natural scenic area tonight.
Below are all questions about where to camp.
The teacher said that it is still under consideration and he will let everyone know once it is confirmed.
Tian Ruan knew that the camping site was in a nearby mountain, which was also a scenic spot. For safety reasons, everyone only camped until midnight and then went down the mountain. It could be said that it was an experience, but not very useful.
The only use is that when the classmates tell ghost stories and scare the protagonist, when they need to go to the bathroom, they can only drag the protagonist along.
Tian Ruan immediately told Yu Jingmo.
Yu Jingmo said, "I've sent floral water and insect repellent to your room, remember to get them."
Tian Ruan nodded, and suddenly the other side of the phone could not see, "Thank you, Mr. Yu, the camping time is not long this time, I will be back in the middle of the night."
"Um."
Thinking that today was his last day as an NPC in the ancient town, Tian Ruan specially treated the other NPCs to ice cream, bought a bouquet of flowers for the enthusiastic auntie from the neighborhood committee, and greeted all the neighbors he had met in the past few days.
Everyone was reluctant to let him go and gave him many souvenirs.
Tian Ruan's nose was sour, "Fellow villagers, I will come to play again."
The sword-dancing girl gave him an unsharpened sword and said, "See you later!"
Tian Ruan: "See you later."
The neighborhood committee lady gave him a knitted sweater, "Prepare for a rainy day, save it for when the weather gets cold."
Tian Ruan: "Thank you, Auntie."
The stall owner who was selling velvet flowers gave him a velvet wreath and said, "Young people should wear more flowers, it looks good."
Tian Ruan, wearing a velvet wreath, holding a sweater and a sword, returned to the team in a heroic and high-spirited manner.
Everyone was envious, especially Xie Tangyan: "Damn, I've been working so hard these days, and the folks haven't given me a single drop of bird shit."
Others: “That’s right.”
Yu Shang, who had been given bird droppings by a sparrow: "..."
Tian Ruan returned with a full load and distributed the carefully selected souvenirs, "Everyone gets one stone."
Everyone: “…Thank you.”
We got on the summer camp bus and went back to the hotel together.
Suddenly someone asked, "Tian Ruan, I haven't seen you gathering in the mornings these days, where have you been?"
Tian Ruan paused, as if he was under a spell. After a while, his Adam's apple moved slightly: "Uh, I had diarrhea in the mornings these days, so I didn't go with you. I took the car by myself."
"That's too inconvenient. It's okay, even if you fart in the car, we will keep it to ourselves."
“……”Tian Ruan would never fart in public.
Arriving at the hotel, Tian Ruan fell silent when faced with the long-missed, slightly dusty twin room - has no one cleaned it in days?
However, because he lived with Yu Jingmo at night, there were not many things here. There were only a few sets of unworn clothes, and ID cards, tea sets, toiletries and the like were all moved to Yu Jingmo's hotel.
Faced with the empty guest rooms, Tian Ruan felt a little sad. He spent 20,000 yuan on the summer camp, but ended up not using the accommodation and not having breakfast. It was such a waste.
To ease the heartache, he decided to take all the high-end toiletries in the guest room, including hand cream.
After stuffing the toilet water into his backpack, Tian Ruan changed his clothes, went out refreshed and knocked on the next door.
Lu Qiuyan didn't have much stuff with him, so he only took the mineral water prepared by the hotel and some tissues. That was all.
Tian Ruan took out the hand cream and applied it on his hands.
"What is this?" Lu Qiuyan was shocked when he saw the white cream.
"Hand cream, protect your tender little hands."
“…Get lost.” Lu Qiuyan rubbed it casually.
"Where is Yu Shang?" Tian Ruan poked his head out. The double bed room was clearly divided into two parts. The more casual side was obviously Lu Qiuyan's; and the side where things were neatly arranged and the quilts were meticulously folded was obviously Yu Shang's.
It seemed as if an invisible 38th parallel was drawn between the two beds.
Tian Ruan: “…” It’s exactly the same as in the book, with clear boundaries.
Lu Qiuyan sneered: "He took a shower, and it took at least an hour. I don't know where he got so much dust to wash."
Tian Ruan: "Yu Shang is an adult, a healthy male. Of course he would be a little excited when he is in the same room with you."
Lu Qiuyan: “…”
I don’t even dare to think about what Yu Shang is doing now.
The two of them waited in silence for a moment, and the sound of water stopped. After a moment, Yu Shang walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a bathrobe, glanced at the door, and said calmly, "I want to change clothes."
Lu Qiuyan went out and closed the door. "He is so particular that he doesn't even allow people to see him when he changes his clothes."
Tian Ruan rubbed the hand cream for the eighth time, "Maybe he is shy."
Lu Qiuyan glanced at Tian Ruan's white and tender hands and said speechlessly: "Why do you apply so much hand cream every day?"
Tian Ruan sighed: "No, I just think it's too wasteful, so I'm making up for it now."
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After a while, Yu Shang came out after changing his clothes and said, "Let's go to the gathering."
When the three of them arrived in front of the hotel, they saw a crowd of people. Two cars had already been picked up by special vehicles, and there were still four cars to go. The teacher directed the people in each group, and the student union gave each person a luminous armband to wear on their arm to prevent them from getting lost.
Tian Ruan put on the luminous armband, "It has the same effect as the luminous swimsuit I wore before."
Wang Weiqi came over, pricked up his ears and asked, "What luminous swimsuit?"
Tian Ruan turned around and was almost scared to death, "Wang Weiqi, why did you turn into an armband?"
Wang Weiqi, who was dressed in black, said: "..."
The head teacher came over and said, "Wang Weiqi, change into some white clothes. You won't be found in the night if you blend in."
Wang Weiqi ran to find white clothes to wear.
Ten minutes later, the huge crowds of people were taken away in cars one by one. After more than half an hour of bumpy ride, they arrived at the foot of a mountain in a nearby scenic area.
The teacher organized everyone to go into the mountains to set up tents and distribute meals.
This mountain is just like what is described in novels, like a larger park built halfway up the mountain. There are street lights along the way, and there is nothing to be afraid of as long as you don't stray from the main road.
The mountain is very flat and you can walk on it with your eyes closed.
Everyone was disappointed, as they thought it would be a very exciting camping trip.
There were two people in a group of tents. Tian Ruan and Wang Weiqi teamed up. He finally discovered Wang Weiqi's strength: "You can actually set up a tent?"
Wang Weiqi leaned over and said, "What do you mean you can actually set up a tent? I used to go camping a lot, and this is child's play."
"So what did you do when you went camping?"
"Boasting, barbecuing, playing cards, that's all. What else can you do?"
Tian Ruan smiled but said nothing. The camping trip of the top and bottom protagonists in the book was much more romantic. In addition to eating and drinking, they also watched the stars and talked about the past at night. If conditions allowed, they would even catch fireflies and kiss by the campfire.
Of course, that was many years later.
Now, I just do these trivial things.
After setting up the tent, Tian Ruan ate his hard-earned dinner. Everyone was hungry, so no one cared that the food was cold. It's hot anyway, so it doesn't matter if I eat something cold.
Snap, Snap, a series of slapping sounds were heard.
"There are mosquitoes." someone said.
Tian Ruan learned his lesson this time. He sprayed the toilet water in advance, and when someone came to borrow it, he would spray it at the person a few times and never lend it out - he didn't want the toilet water to become an empty bottle when he returned it.
Wang Weiqi came running back from somewhere: "Hey, brother, Nan Mengyao wants some floral water, lend it to me."
Tian Ruan shook his head, "It's not that I won't help you, I just suffered a loss. Let her come over and I'll spray her."
Wang Weiqi had no choice but to go and call for help. Nan Mengyao didn't come over. She hid in the tent. Wang Weiqi came back dejected, sighing, "Women's hearts are like needles in the sea. I really can't understand her."
Tian Ruan silently munched on boiled corn. He understood the troubles of adolescence, but he couldn't do anything to help. It was not something that could be solved with a bottle of toilet water.
The teacher knew that everyone was bitten by mosquitoes, so he lit a lot of mosquito coils.
I have to say that this old-fashioned mosquito coil is still effective. The smoke and fog can kill the mosquitoes instantly. Everyone finally felt comfortable, but they couldn't leave the mosquito coil area.
The young masters and young ladies, who were well fed and had no worries, gathered together to drink tea and chat.
Tian Ruan was full of admiration. Even in such a situation, they still had the leisure time to elegantly set out tables of black tea, pair them with desserts, light candles, and enjoy the comfort of the bohemian lifestyle.
Yu Shang did not participate in this elegant atmosphere. He needed to patrol and take roll call every hour.
Lu Qiuyan had nothing to do and his cell phone was out of battery, so he could only read the profound and difficult psychology books that Yu Shang brought. After a while, he began to yawn.
Seeing this, Tian Ruan hurried over and said, "Lu Qiuyan, let's go over there."
"What?" Lu Qiuyan closed the book, his eyelids drooping lazily.
"Let's go." Tian Ruan sprayed him with some floral water, pulled him up and walked him to the most lively bonfire.
The students here are headed by Xie Tangyan, about twenty of them, two-thirds of them are girls. They are gathered together telling ghost stories, and from time to time they are so scared that they hug each other.
Seeing two more boys coming, the girls shouted, "Hurry up and sit down."
Tian Ruan sat down with some melon seeds and dried fruits, and asked with a smile: "What are you talking about? It's so scary?"
Xie Tangyan laughed and said, "Are you afraid of ghost stories?"
Tian Ruan nodded and asked Lu Qiuyan: "Are you afraid?"
Lu Qiuyan's face showed no sign of change. He picked up a melon seed and cracked it, "Don't be afraid."
Tian Ruan looked at him pretending, "Great, I'm a badass and I love listening to it."
Xie Tangyan rubbed his hands in anticipation, took a deep breath, drank a sip of tea, and said in a low voice: "Recently, I saw a story on the Internet about a boy who had been naughty since he was a child and liked to throw stones at his neighbors' houses."
"The stones he threw always hit the windows of the neighbors' houses with a bang, and every time the neighbors heard him, they would come out and curse at him."
"The boy was not afraid at all. Instead, he became more aggressive and continued to throw stones at the neighbor's house every day. One time, he hit the head of a little girl from the neighbor's house."
"The little girl was wearing a red skirt and had two pigtails. She was very pretty. After being hit, she didn't cry or make a fuss. It turned out that she was deaf-mute."
"When the neighbor saw his daughter being hit, he became angry and anxious, and he scolded the little boy again."
"The little boy grew up and the neighbors moved away."
"The boy got a girlfriend, who was very pretty, loved to wear red skirts, and was also deaf-mute. The boy couldn't help but think of his childhood. He thought he was naughty and wanted to apologize to his neighbor."
"One year, he brought his girlfriend back to his hometown. His parents were very pleased with this beautiful girlfriend and wanted them to get married."
"When the boy mentioned his childhood, his parents' faces changed. They said that the neighbor's house had always been empty and no one had ever moved out."
Everyone: “…………”
Everyone: “Ahhhhhhhh!!”
The girls screamed and hugged each other. Tian Ruan was also frightened and trembled. She wanted to hold Lu Qiuyan's arm, but she saw that Lu Qiuyan's face was pale and his body was stiff. It was obvious that he was also frightened.
Yu Shang happened to be patrolling here, Tian Ruan quickly pulled Lu Qiuyan up and pushed him to her, saying, "Lu Qiuyan wants to pee, but he doesn't dare to go alone, so you accompany him."
Yu Shang: “?”
Tian Ruan ran a few steps before his bladder suddenly filled up and he wanted to pee, "...Mr. Yu, help me."
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